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[moe]

I think anyone who drank that hooch would blast off!

[arr&bee]

Moe you need a blast..hehehe.

[144man]

When am I going to get a bottle of this blasted hooch then?

[westgrandboulevard]

When Hell has experienced drastic global cooling.

[144man]

I might as well get out the scotch while I'm waiting.

[westgrandboulevard]

You might as well get out some funeral plans, while you're at it. You'll not see any hooch before the event.

[arr&bee]

NOW,NOW MY FIENDS-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..MY FRIENDS I'VE GOT YOUR ORDERS AND MY PEOPLE ARE PROCESSING THEM AS I TYPE THIS..OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THESE THINGS TAKE TIME...BRIBES TO BE MADE,PALMS TO BE GREASED...AND THAT TEENY TINY MATTER OF THE STATE REGULATORY COMMISSION AND SOME NONSENSE ABOUT ILLEGLE MOVEMENT ACROSS STATE LINES,SILLY STUFF REALLY AND MY LAWYERS ARE ON THE CASE SO REST ASSURED YOUR ORDERS ARE COMING,AND SOON[how long is the statue of limitations??]YOU'LL BE SIPPING THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR AND SMILING.

[moe]

Right you are,westgrand!!!!

[arr&bee]

Ye of little faith,just hold on the good stuff is coming.

[144man]

Arr&bee is the embodiment of "scofflaw".

[westgrandboulevard]

Tap water, and a vivid imagination, will sustain me.

[arr&bee]

Tap water???west that stuff is lethal[all that lead].

[144man]

Mmmmm! Mmmmmm! And all that lovely fluoride!

[westgrandboulevard]

If it's not mineral water straight from the spring, then I boil every drop of water I drink.

And I recommend every one does the same with every drop of hooch they drink.

Whenever that may be.....

[arr&bee]

Umm west,read the fine print...[right there in tiny letters just below the scull and bones]now it clearly states that boiling is bad...imagine a nuclear holocust wiping out all life as we know it and contamination the planet for the next 50,000yrs...you get the picture...boiling is bad.

[144man]

Think Molotov cocktails to the nth degree.

[westgrandboulevard]

I like a bit of edge.

[arr&bee]

Oh really west,imagine buckingham palace as a one story apartment complex...boiling is bad!!

[144man]

Moe needs an emergency delivery of hooch today so she can celebrate her birthday in style.

Happy birthday, moe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Looks like a coffee at Starbucks will have to suffice...Happy Birthday Moe!

[moe]

Only for now, westgrand!!!
Thanks for the good wishes!!

[arr&bee]

Happy birthday moe,your eighteenth right?

[moe]

Right as rain, R&B!!

[arr&bee]

Darn right.

[144man]

It's the weekend. Time to PARTY!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Then it's time to switch threads, to the Soulful Detroit Jukebox....

[arr&bee]

If music be the food of life....then let's eat.

[144man]

Let's have some gluttony.

[westgrandboulevard]

A-greed......

[moe]

So now it's the seven deadly sins?

[westgrandboulevard]

They're called 'deadly', but they seem to keep many people very much alive...

[arr&bee]

The only sin i know is not having this wonderful elixur[it's good for the world]in your cabinet.

[arr&bee]

Everybody sing...please give my poor dog a bone.

[moe]

So we've gone from the hooch to your dog? Oh brother!

[westgrandboulevard]

From the ridiculous, to the sublime....

[arr&bee]

And back again,my dog left home in[1999]to see the world he said,i get letters from him from time to time...always asking for dog bisquits.

[144man]

My dog was so clever it could write music. It overheard me telling a friend I was going to have it orchestrated, and I haven't seen it since.

[westgrandboulevard]

Stray remarks are often misunderstood, even from His Master's Voice.

Hopefully, the dog is now receiving remuneration commensurate with its talent, and that its microchip gives your address, for receipt of same.

[arr&bee]

West,you're barking up the money tree.

[144man]

Shouldn't that be spelled "m-o-n-e-t-a-r-y"?

[arr&bee]

You the spelling police now,144man??

[westgrandboulevard]

He's been that way ever since he received a life sentence.

[144man]

I never know when to .

[moe]

Yes I know, 144man!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd rather come to a full stop, than gently lapse into a comma.

[144man]

I'm going to put the punk into punktuation.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then I'll put the syn into syntax.....

[144man]

They'll tax anything they can get away with.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you even think about nailing it down, they will still tacks it.

[arr&bee]

You guys are a vanacularration of particulationary fortificational obstruson.