Yo... Moe

[Jerry Oz]

First things first... The draft is next week. My guys need to either draft a starting right guard and a right defensive edge rusher. Your guys need to replace 75% of your secondary and find a backup to Dak. Not a lot for either team to fix in the next three months.

The Skins? I think they might need to draft a chaplain with their first round pick...

[moe]

I saw Jerry Jones at Dan Rooney's funeral.

[ms_m]

Mo did you attend the funeral? Did you see our former President as well?

[ms_m]

The Skins? I think they might need to draft a chaplain with their first round pick...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arr&bee]

Who cares about the nfl draft???it's the playoffs baby...nba playoffs,and i don't think that jerra has a team in it.

[ms_m]

Who cares about the nfl draft???it's the playoffs baby...nba playoffs,and i don't think that jerra has a team in it.

Carolina won so I'm done with basketball but if the Wizards continue to float your boat....GO FOR IT. I understand why you would need some joy for ANY of your DC teams. I ain't even mad at cha.

[Jerry Oz]

Carolina won so I'm done with basketball but if the Wizards continue to float your boat....GO FOR IT. I understand why you would need some joy for ANY of your DC teams. I ain't even mad at cha.

[arr&bee]

carolina won so i'm done with basketball but if the wizards continue to float your boat....go for it. I understand why you would need some joy for any of your dc teams. I ain't even mad at cha.

haaaaaaaa...hi beautiful,you're as right as you are fine...i need all the cheering up i can get for my cursed d.c.teams...skins[no playoffs]-wizards [might go out in first round]-nationals[always lose in first round]...if any of my home teams get past the second round i'll stop drinking and move to tibet for a day!!

[Jerry Oz]

haaaaaaaa...hi beautiful,you're as right as you are fine...i need all the cheering up i can get for my cursed d.c.teams...skins[no playoffs]-wizards [might go out in first round]-nationals[always lose in first round]...if any of my home teams get past the second round i'll stop drinking and move to tibet for a day!!

What do you think about Patrick Ewing's homecoming as head coach of Georgetown? Any reasons for optimism? He's not experienced as a recruiter but he has plenty as an assistant coach in the NBA.

[arr&bee]

what do you think about patrick ewing's homecoming as head coach of georgetown? Any reasons for optimism? He's not experienced as a recruiter but he has plenty as an assistant coach in the nba.

there hasn't been optimism at georgetown since big john left,but i wish patrick well.

[ms_m]

haaaaaaaa...hi beautiful,you're as right as you are fine...i need all the cheering up i can get for my cursed d.c.teams...skins[no playoffs]-wizards [might go out in first round]-nationals[always lose in first round]...if any of my home teams get past the second round i'll stop drinking and move to tibet for a day!!

An entire day without a drink? Wow, that's a heck of a sacrifice but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do!

[Jerry Oz]

No, but I have two [[count 'em, TWO) in the lottery. LOL.

Maybe I should stick to college basketball and the NFL...

[moe]

President Obama came in with Eric Holder. I think being a former President has done wonders for him. He looked great!

[arr&bee]

I'VE WANTED TO BE A[ FORMER],BUT THEY KICKED ME OUT...[i never have any fun].

[ms_m]

The man said

2017 National Champions!!!!!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I'm still reeling after the tournament. I might prefer five straight blowouts while I'm watching the games, but dang if four of them being nail biters isn't more satisfying when you come out on top.

[Jerry Oz]

Don't read too much into it. He'll need a shot if one of his teams DOES advance. If necessary, he'll snort it if he doesn't drink it. There's always an angle.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....wel l i might need a little something...it gets cold in tibet!!!

[arr&bee]

Well,those gizzards are gonna take on the leps from boston...hey who threw those four leaf clovers in here?.....jerry!!!!!

[Jerry Oz]

LOL. Don't worry, as a Sixers fan , there's little that I dislike in the NBA more than the Boston Celtics.

[arr&bee]

Sorry jerry,duufuss collected em for a girl he likes...[he needs all the luck he can get]on the serious side,those darned gizzards blew a golden opportunity and may have blown this series[they better win tomorrow]arrrrggghhhhhhh!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Yah, the sooner they can claim home court advantage, the better. They got off to a great start but ran out of gas halfway into the third quarter.

[arr&bee]

THEY WILL NOT GUARD THE THREE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES,AND NOBODY ON THE BENCH EXCEPT OUBREY CAN PLAY DEFENSE,IF WE LOSE TOMORROW THIS THING IS OVER,AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG HHHHH...goodfornothingnodefenseplayingnobenchhavin gbums,aggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[ms_m]

OOPS AND OH WELL.....Dress warm in Tibet my dear friend!

Washington Wizards - 119
Boston Celtics - 129
Final in OT

[arr&bee]

Only the no-luck no defense playing gizzards would get dominated by a 3 ft 9 jump shooting leprechaun who also wears the number 4[as in 4 leaf clover]shooting rainbows of golden threes down on their sorry heads,why...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[Jerry Oz]

The plot thickens... The Irishmen got run out of Dodge City and treated like red headed stepkids tonight. Let's see it happen again on Saturday.

[arr&bee]

FINALLY,FINALLY,BUT I CAN'T TRUST DEM GIZZARDS,YEAH THEY LOOKED LIKE A NBA TEAM LAST NIGHT BUT MIGHT PLAY LIKE THE TENTH STREET BOYS CLUB NEXT GAME...[i got Tibet on speed dial].

[arr&bee]

Well we know who the networks want in the finals don't we?...the kid gets suspended which is overkill,the goon almost took his head off...i guess wherever he is ol red lit up a cigar and smiled!!

[Jerry Oz]

As I type, the Wizards lead by 18 points. Red might want to put out the cigar and pour himself a shot of Irish whiskey.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...go wiz??

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if[big if]the gizzards get past the leps in boston this series is over...[the leps luck will run out in game six]!!!!!!!!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I dunno, Cowboy. It's hard to beat a good team four games in a row. And if they beat them in game 5, all bets are off for game 6.

[arr&bee]

Oh well,i got hooch on intravenous and my bag is packed for tibet...just in case!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Not that it helps, but I'll be a Wiz fan tonight. Maybe not if they advance to the conference finals, though.

[arr&bee]

See what i mean jerry,those..@#$$%^%%#@@@@!**&[[)**&^???$$#@@@!@!!! ??? Can't be trusted if the wizard of oz gave em brains they would be too stupid to use em,darn gizzard buzzards and i'm being disrespectful to all the buzzards of the world by putting these bums in the same sentence,how in the feff you see kay could they play like that just nincumpooks as moe howard used to say...aggghhhhhgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! !!

[Jerry Oz]

Let's see how they play with their backs up against the wall. I turned the last game off because they didn't even look like they wanted to be there. Hopefully, they'll have more pride tonight.

But after what happened in Houston, I don't know if "pride" is something that NBA players have in abundance.

[arr&bee]

WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW,THE GIZZARDS ACTUALLY PULLED IT OUT ON A JOHN WALL SHOT BLESS HIS HEART,BUT WE'VE SEEN THIS TRAGEDY BEFORE HAVE'N'T WE? THEY GET US ALL WORKED UP AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN????AND THEN THE BUMS GO UP THERE AND LAY AN EGG..AAGGGGHHHHHHH,good for nothin no bench havin frasagratinrottenoaccount...!@@#@##$%^%%%&*&&[[)&&^ %$##@#!@!@@@####$$#@#$%%aggggggghhhhhhhh!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah, the Smelltics were real funny, rolling off the bus dressed for a funeral and all. No surprise that it motivated your guys. But man, y'all HAVE to win a game on the road.

By the way, I love that your boys were down by two and went for the win instead of a tie. I bet Wall plays his butt off in game 7. His confidence should be sky high.

[arr&bee]

THANKS JERRY,I'M GONNA POUR A SHOT FOR YOU TONIGHT...[and since you aren't actually here,I'll drink it in your honor,hehe]I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS,BUT I DO THINK THE WIZARDS WILL WIN IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE DAMN LAW OF AVERAGES,HECK THEY GOTTA WIN ONE UP THERE AT SOME POINT SO WHY NOT TONIGHT,BUT OTTO PORTER HAS GOT TO SHOW UP AND SO DOES JENNINGS...SO I'M GOING DOWN SWINGING OR SWIGGING-WIZARDS 101-CELTICS 99 IN A NAILBITER!!

[ms_m]

I may even watch the game....maybe...LOL

[Jerry Oz]

I'm not a fan of either team, so I just hope it's a good game in this season of blowouts. Still rooting for the Harry Potters, though.

[ms_m]

When do you leave for Tibet little buddy? Don't forget to write!

[arr&bee]

when do you leave for tibet little buddy? Don't forget to write!

hi beautiful,i hate to dissappoint you precious one but i said that if any of em went past the second round i'd leave,sorry i'm gonna be here til,til...til well until and this wonderful elixur is gonna be flowing..as a matter of fact i'm sipping some in your honor as i type...here's to you,oh and i won't forget to write just come to the clubhouse and here i'll be,hehehehehehehe!!!

[ms_m]

hi beautiful,i hate to dissappoint you precious one but i said that if any of em went past the second round i'd leave,sorry i'm gonna be here til,til...til well until and this wonderful elixur is gonna be flowing..as a matter of fact i'm sipping some in your honor as i type...here's to you,oh and i won't forget to write just come to the clubhouse and here i'll be,hehehehehehehe!!!

I'm Here, My Dear

[Jerry Oz]

It gets better. Carolina losing to 'Nova on a last second shot was the bottom of my existence as a sports fan. Until my NFL team blew a 25 point lead in a quarter and a half of the Super Bowl. But then, UNC won another title and all is right in the world again.

You gotta believe.

[arr&bee]

WELL,WELL BOSTON ACTUALLY WON[pigs do fly]THE LABRONS GOT BORED I GUESS.

[arr&bee]

Oh well,might as well get on with it...nfl training camps start in two months,and no i got no faith in dem no defense,no contract signing deadskins,oh they'll score some point[kirk gonna show em why they shoulda signed him]but they gotta show me on defense..and kirk is gonn go play in san fran and in two years they'll be in the superbowl and them-@#$$%$$#@@@^&*&***&^??? Will be in the toilet bowl,aggghhhhhggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!...if anyone wants me i'll be over here dead drunk!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Well, the Natinals are in first place, so if Kim Jong-Trump returns as he threatens to do, you can always head out to watch a baseball game with a good home team.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,yep a good team with no bullpen..out in the first round again..bryce harper will hit fifty homers and be[mvp]again but without pitching they're dead in the water.

[arr&bee]

So chris paul is going to houston to play with the beard[james harden],bless his little heart...and they still ain't gonna beat the warriors..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!