By the time you read this....??

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa...moe you're still the queen!!

[moe]

I am a star!!! Just ask my agent Mr. Westgrand, ESQ

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll have that delivered immediately in writing to Mr Arr&bee.

It just may be tricky finding his address.......

[Jerry Oz]

Just drop it off at the end of that alley in da hood. The delivery guy knows where it is.

[westgrandboulevard]

I wouldn't be using the usual delivery services.

Any communications sent on behalf of Ms. Moe, Superstar, direct to the hands of Mr Arr&bee, would require personal attention by armed guards.

[Jerry Oz]

Anything delivered to the end of the alley in da hood is going to require armed guards.

[westgrandboulevard]

It must be a tough area.

I'm told that any bird song which can be heard is actually relayed from a studio, way across town - and sunshine is only available on subscription.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west listen to jerry,he knows!!!

[Jerry Oz]

But a red rose grows there. It is a special one that's never seen the Sun.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...the only red rose you'll see there is out of a bottle!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I've seen a few red noses that came out of bottles. Thankfully, mine is not one of them.

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,did they have[bond&sherry]wine in your hood back in the day? That stuff would kill you faster than eating at greasy grady's,no joke my uncle was one of it's victims.

[westgrandboulevard]

He was 98!

[arr&bee]

No he was[48]but his liver was-98.

[moe]

You sure it isn't Red Rose Tea?

[arr&bee]

No not the tea,this stuff would peel paint off a pirate ship.

[westgrandboulevard]

See if you can get me some. I have a few stubborn household stains....

[Jerry Oz]

And I have a couple of pirate ships with horrible decor. Thanks to their previous owners, of course...

[arr&bee]

I'm on my way to da hood as we speak, and i'll stop by the good dr.suspect who can whip up some strange stuff....this guy was kicked out of the morgue for being too extreme,this guy even gives me the creeps...oh this dude is the only person in da hood who eats at greasy grady's every day...and likes it...i'll have someone speak to him on your behalf...of course as always i'm not responsible for anything that might and most likely will happen!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I know that cat! We had a falling out when I interned at the morgue and he was my boss. One day I called him over because I heard country music playing out of a corpse's rectum. He asked why I bothered him with that and I told him that I found it strange that a dead body had "9 to 5" coming from its butt. He advised me not to bother him with such things. He was very rude. When I asked what his problem was, he turned and gave me the evil eye.

"Lots of assholes sing country music, Mr. Oz," he sneered. "I'm surprised to find out that you don't."

I quit the job that very minute.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa..that's him!!

[Jerry Oz]

I always thought he had a personality defect and it was Greasy Grady's cooking the whole time. Maybe I should apologize to him for all of the times I turned off his alarm clock when he went to 'lunch' and left me with all the work while he napped. He'd wake up two hours after the shift ended and complain that he was working too hard. He took it as overtime, though.

[arr&bee]

Well jerry if you can believe this, it wasn't greasy's cooking,this guy was born without a personality so they say,he has his own key to the cemetary, we all give this guy a lot of space even in da hood this guy has like a half block all to himself,once i drove thru blasting my music,well by the time i got to the end of the block.....my radio was playing funeral music and talking in tongues,needless to say i drive around the block these days...there's also the matter of all that fog that surrounds his lab,a tough guy once sent his pitt in there to scare ol doc,but his pitt came out as a rat and meowing like a kitten..they say that even the bodies in the morgue shut up when he's there,this guy is king of the creeps.

[Jerry Oz]

I see. I'll bet that's why my James Brown 8-track changes from "Say It Loud [[I'm Black and I'm Proud)" to "Whisper Fool [[That Dude Is Out There)" when I drive by his crib. If he can scare James into being quiet, I'm gonna leave him be. Good to know...

[arr&bee]

And nobody can figure out why it rains over his lab and all that thunder and lightning...when the sun is shining!!!

[Jerry Oz]

What's with all those people carrying torches up the hill to his place? Are they having a block party that I don't know about?

[arr&bee]

No,actually they're running away!!

[Jerry Oz]

I'd suggest they invest in a GPS or at least get the Google Maps app. They're going the wrong way after he ate a bowl of Greasy Grady's beans. They're bound to be gassed when they get there and those torches are going to light the place up...

[arr&bee]

Oh shoot, if he's eaten any beans from greasy we'd better clear out of here fast, jerry find a bunker about a thousand mile should be safe...i'm out!!!

[moe]

Probably the best bowel prep on the market, R&B. Get the rights to those beans & you may never have to worry about money again!

[arr&bee]

Moe,a bowl of beans from greasy grady's and you may not be around long enough to worry!!!

[Jerry Oz]

You haven't lived until you've tried Greasy Grady's Really Unique Navy [[bean) Soup. Yep, get a case of the RUNS from Greasy Grady and you may not live after it, either.

[arr&bee]

Of course,there is but one antidote...take a small spoonful of this wonderful elixur[it's the only known cure]take it two years before going to greasy grady's.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd prefer to spend those two years getting as far away from Greasy Grady's as it is possible to get.

[arr&bee]

Well i hope that you don't come to da hood,because the aroma is what gets em every time smells like the best food in the world,like the[cocanut cake]looks so good until you realize that the cocanuts are looking back at you.

[Jerry Oz]

Hmmm... According to the Physicians Desk Reference, that wonderful elixur protects against Greasy Grady's RUNS because your lucky to have a stomach after drinking a pint of it.

[westgrandboulevard]

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger. Old Mother Nature is tough.

[Jerry Oz]

True. But I'm pretty sure it'll kill you. If you're smart, you'll chase the RUNS with this wonderful elixur [[or vice versa). They balance each other out.

[arr&bee]

Well remember i at least issue a warning those stupid enough..opps-err-ahem-hehe..those strong enough to drink this wonderful elixur,greasy grady has no such warning, oh and his delivery truck is a herst.

[Jerry Oz]

I guess your first clue should be the fact that his receipts all have a waiver of responsibility printed on the back. It's like when you go to a baseball game and you have to know and expect a foul ball might give you a concussion. With Greasy Grady, you need to know that he will not pay to clean your underwear or repair your marriage.

[arr&bee]

Umm jerry those will be the least of your problems....the vultures in front of the place should be a warning,oh an that old skinny guy who always sits in the back and never seems to move..might wanna take a closer look and that sign that reads...made with real rigor..that ain't an italian dressing ya dig,and have you ever seen sacks of potatoes that move...hmmmmm?????

[Jerry Oz]

Yah. And those vultures might account for how Greasy Grady can advertise having 'the biggest wings in town". Just two of those suckers will fill up a family of nine.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...jerry you got it...hey west greasy got a special on...fish an chips..but i might want to warn you those fish have six inch fangs,but if you survive greasy will serve the next meal on a clean plate...what a guy!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Ask him if he serves whale meat steaks.

If he does, then ask him if I can have the head, for my cat.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west i hope you don't bring that cat to da hood.

[westgrandboulevard]

I shall. I've seen the size of your rats and mice.....

[arr&bee]

Well they're kind of rare in da hood, greasy grady uses em to shall we say,to liven up his fresh cooked greens....and that cat of yours will be on the menu too if he ever brings his nine lives anywhere near greasy grady's fine establishment..greasy will cook all nine of em and charge you for each one.

[westgrandboulevard]

My cat is large, and goes for the throat.

Greasy Grady could suddenly find himself on safari, without a trusty guide.....

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west my good fellow,your[large cat]would stand about as much chance as a snowball in the sahara, once the circus passed through da hood and a lion escaped well all we know is greasy started wearing this new fur coat as for the lion........???? Keep the kitty at home.

[Jerry Oz]

One bite of Greasy Grady and your cat will need a prescription for statins. The man has more cholesterol than a bowl of chittlins dipped in egg yolks and deep fried in lard.