Lost discussion thread revisited or what????

[Jerry Oz]

And it looks like his goose is cooked. What a fowl situation...

[westgrandboulevard]

His fame has enabled his accusers to be plucked from obscurity.

[Jerry Oz]

I'm not convinced all of them have clean hands in their allegations. Conversely, I doubt that all of them are lying.

[westgrandboulevard]

That's generally the way it goes in these matters.

[144man]

The opportunity to achieve fame and/or fortune by jumping on a bandwagon can do strange things to a 30 year old memory addled by drugs and alcohol.

[Jerry Oz]

In at least two cases, that memory goes back 45 years to 1969.

[westgrandboulevard]

During all those years,you'd have thought they would have done something about it in that time - if they hadn't simply consigned it to history, or even forgotten about it.

[144man]

If someone accused you of a committing a crime around thirty years ago, how could you prove your innocence?

[Jerry Oz]

No matter the truth, you're convicted in the court of public opinion.

[westgrandboulevard]

It would certainly seem he may have been unwise in some of his actions, and with the company he kept. Not so good for a 'name' with a good public reputation.

[Jerry Oz]

Perhaps. But since I wasn't there, I can't hold an opinion on who may be telling the truth. All that I know of his associations with these women is what they relayed which may be true. I wouldn't want to defend myself against something alleged to happen 30+ years ago because I don't know how you do that without looking worse. Sucks to be him, I guess.

[arr&bee]

Cos should've known that just giving them a[pudding pop]wouldn't shut em up.

[westgrandboulevard]

They will say they just want justice but, very often, it is money - and lots of it.

[arr&bee]

You'll be surprised at how much[justice]money can buy.

[westgrandboulevard]

A lot of time and money is spent and lost by people attempting to buy justice. The lawyers never lose.

[arr&bee]

West you're a genious,lawyers never lose,hmmm i think i've found my next career...i have a writ of habius corpus here somewhere.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then the Court will adjourn until the learned gentleman locates it.

[arr&bee]

They have learned gentlemen there too,wow what a place.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, if you're ever lost for a word, they will have many for you.

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah, court is a veritable gentlemen's club. Only without the strippers, of course. Rather than naughty women removing their clothes, the justice system regularly judged people to be naughty and removes them for them.

[westgrandboulevard]

There are also casinos and betting sites, where customers regularly lose their shirts.

[Jerry Oz]

I've been taken to the cleaners and lost my shirt at the same time. I still don't know how that's possible... I expected at least a clean shirt out of the deal.

[westgrandboulevard]

You must have been making too many off-the-cuff remarks.

[Jerry Oz]

I talk a lot, to be sure. That's how I got collared by the police.

[westgrandboulevard]

I bet you then said as little as possible

[Jerry Oz]

You know me. I'm a bit of a wallflower.

[westgrandboulevard]

What, even if pictured in a police cell, with a number under your face?

[Jerry Oz]

They pick on me at the police station. My inmate ID the last time was 1MAL05ER-L0L.

[arr&bee]

Don't worry jerry non of my clients get the chair...[they may get the shaft]don't say a word til i get a writ of corpus defectus...[i'll have you out in twenty to life].

[westgrandboulevard]

It was never like that with Perry and Della.

[144man]

If arr&bee has never lost a case, where's my hooch then?

[westgrandboulevard]

It was never destined to even make it into a case, coming from that particular cellar.

[Jerry Oz]

He never lost a flask, let alone a case. He may have forgotten where he left the case, though...

[westgrandboulevard]

I think the case was lost right around the time he lost the plot....

[arr&bee]

DON'T LISTEN TO EM JERRY,YOU'LL STILL HAVE SOME OF YOUR OWN TEETH BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT,I'LL WORK DAY AND NIGHT...[as long as the cash flows]...[and maybe every fifth weekend]JERRY I GOT CHA BACK.

[westgrandboulevard]

In the worst-case scenario, this would be it.

[arr&bee]

West,are you working for the opposition?i must warn you i'm a tiger in the courtroom....i was a lion last week so the judge wouldn't let me be one again.

[Jerry Oz]

The judge told me I was a lyin' and said that if I did it again, he'd hold me in contempt.

[arr&bee]

He can't do that,he has to put you in jail first what kind of a judge is he,we gonna win now i'm working on a writ of curcumstantial curcumfrance...that jury won't know what hit em.

[arr&bee]

Why he can't do that,he has to put you in jail first judge don't know what he's doing i'm working on a writ of curcumstantial curcumfrance,that jury won't know what hit em.

[Jerry Oz]

Good! I think he's mad because I've been hanging out with his old lady when he's spending time at the golf course. He came home early one day after realizing that he forgot his favorite club and walked in just as his wife was holding mine...

[arr&bee]

Don't worry jerry we can beat that charge,you were giving private golf lessons and i'll have a writ of golf prudence to back it up.

[Jerry Oz]

You da man! After i grabbed my pants and jumped out the window, he said he'd snatch my balls away. Joke's on him because I don't buy my balls until I get to the pro shop on golf days.

[arr&bee]

Now be sure to wipe any fingerprints from your balls,and wear rubber gloves.

[westgrandboulevard]

And don't forget to smile and wave at the CCTV camera as you pass....

[Jerry Oz]

Well, I guess the lesson here is to not give private golf lessons to women hoping to surprise their husbands by going building with them on their birthdays. That became a bit of a difficult situation.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm surprised you didn't know that, before you became involved......

[Jerry Oz]

I learned from the experience. I had to sue them to get my golf club back and when I received it, it was bent and unusable.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hope you had good insurance...

[Jerry Oz]

[[I hate autocorrect...)

Yeah, I do have insurance with Weir Broake & Cantpay. My brother recommended them.