Lost discussion thread revisited or what????

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-18-2015, 06:31 PM

That's right. We may think it just isn't working for them, which does infer that whatever we are doing is working for us...but no, often it isn't. We often can't help ourselves, can't help them and sadly, they can't help us, either.

Got to keep pushing....

**arr&bee** · 02-18-2015, 08:25 PM

Whoa guys,only this wonderful elixur puts you in a state of complete ephoria...of course whichever of the[48]states you wake up in is your business,but you'll be happy.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-18-2015, 10:10 PM

I'm less interested in states than I am international geography. For example, if I'm Australian, in the kitchen, and WGB is Asian in the basement, what would that make arr&bee in the bathroom?

arr&bee, European! Hardy har har har... Nyuck nyuck.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-19-2015, 04:26 AM

Corny as Kansas in August!

**144man** · 02-19-2015, 08:55 AM

I don't get it

**Jerry Oz** · 02-19-2015, 06:17 PM

'You're a peein'!'

It's phonetically a hoot. Less so on the typed page.

**arr&bee** · 02-19-2015, 06:34 PM

Hey jerry,that hooch you drinkin is tainted.

**144man** · 02-19-2015, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Jerry Oz

'You're a peein'!'

It's phonetically a hoot. Less so on the typed page.

Yeah , I got that. Also, you're Australian because you're Oz. It was why WGB is Asian I didn't get.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-19-2015, 07:19 PM

I've been wondering about that myself......

**arr&bee** · 02-19-2015, 07:31 PM

Jerry has left the building.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-19-2015, 10:15 PM

Actually, the Oz and Australia have nothing to do with it... It's just a joke for kids with emphasis on the peein'. Because it's funny to say 'peein''.

You guys are a tough crowd.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-20-2015, 04:26 AM

If you're going to do stand-up, you have to expect fall-down sometimes.....

**Jerry Oz** · 02-20-2015, 03:52 PM

The fork bumped into the spoon on a city street one day. "Hey, pal!" said the fork. "Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?"

"Ladle?" replied the spoon quizzically. "That was no ladle, that was my knife."

I dare you not to tell that one to a room full of laughs. If it works, come back; I've got a ton of 'em.

**arr&bee** · 02-22-2015, 04:05 PM

Jerry you are to comedy as i am to movie making...and we know how that venture turned out...[things got a little hot on that sun location].

**Jerry Oz** · 02-22-2015, 09:16 PM

I'm sorry the venture failed. I would have gone to see your movie if someone would have given me a ticket.

**arr&bee** · 02-23-2015, 08:44 PM

I was gonna make a sequel but all these lawsuits.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-23-2015, 09:10 PM

I just came up with a great idea for a film about a tailor for lawyers who gets caught up in criminal hijinx. I'm calling it 'Lawsuits'.

**arr&bee** · 02-23-2015, 09:13 PM

Great i'm on it,we'll film it in glorious-polyester.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-23-2015, 09:18 PM

I'm looking forward to the sequel, which will have the protagonist from 'Lawsuits' shutting down his shop and opening an underwear store for the same clientele. I'm calling it 'Legal Briefs'.

**arr&bee** · 02-23-2015, 09:30 PM

Keep it coming jerry,you're a genious,and instead of keepin em in the dresser they keep in in cases...called..brief cases..we'renna get our[golden turkey award]this time.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-23-2015, 10:21 PM

'And finally, I'd like to thank the one person responsible for my success. The one without who I would never be able to stand before you and accept this wonderful, wonderful award. <hiccup!> I suppose we all have our muses and if so, I must dedicate this Oscar to whoever made that batch of hooch from the wood alcohol two years ago. It put me into a coma for two months <hiccup!> and gave me just enough brain damage to conceive of this this film. Thank you all. God bless you and good night! <hiccup!>"

**arr&bee** · 02-24-2015, 05:34 PM

Good speech jerry,of course the film hasn't been made yet,but good looking ahead,the oscars?well i was actually aiming a little lower..the golden turkey awards is where i'm headed ever since i saw that cinema classic[the thing with two heads]i was hooked and at the show only one head showed up for the award...i think they argued over who would be last in billing and the other head refused to show.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-24-2015, 08:10 PM

I have been arguing with my cousin Cootie over whether Rosie Grier or Ray Milland should have been considered the 'lead actor' in 'The Thing With Two Heads'. I guess neither got nominated for an Oscar since the Academy couldn't figure it out either. Tough break for both guys.

**144man** · 02-25-2015, 06:35 PM

I believe that "The Thing With Two Heads" is going to be remade with Zaphod Beeblebrox in the lead role.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-25-2015, 07:07 PM

A two-faced character, if ever I met one.....

**144man** · 02-26-2015, 01:28 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, which is as potent and as illusory as R&B's hooch.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-26-2015, 01:32 PM

'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' is perhaps the most English book ever written. It didn't translate well in American as television or movie. I feel like you guys got the joke and we're too simple to figure it out sometimes...

**144man** · 02-26-2015, 02:03 PM

I would never be so rude as to say that...

Incidentally, HGTTG started off as a serial on BBC radio. I tuned in to Episode 1 by accident, and I continued listening to the whole series because I'd never heard anything like it in my life. I doubt if the Discworld series would have been so successful if HGTTG had not paved the way.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-26-2015, 03:02 PM

The same could be said of 'Dr. Who', could it not? The present series is an evolved version of the first. Since the universe was known, few that have watched it since the '60s are thrown into the current series cold. As a result, people who are 60 or 70 years old can enjoy it, even if they aren't likely to want to watch modern sci-fi fare like the new Star Wars films or 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.

**arr&bee** · 02-26-2015, 06:49 PM

Hey jerry how bout a remake of that cenematic classic[fire maidens from outer space]with whoopie goldberg in the za za gabor role.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-26-2015, 07:03 PM

I had Whoopie pegged for the lead role in the Mamie Van Doren biopic that I'm writing. I think I can get it into her hands to read as soon as the restraining order expires next year.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-26-2015, 07:37 PM

'Za Za'??

'Whoopie' - ??!

Ahem. If you really can't resist the urge to name-drop, then you should both give far greater care to your speeling.......

**Jerry Oz** · 02-26-2015, 08:23 PM

Who let the air out of your whoopi cushion?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-27-2015, 05:26 AM

Too busy makin' whoopee, for that to happen...

**Jerry Oz** · 02-27-2015, 02:38 PM

As such is life in the Soulful Detroit Clubhouse.

**arr&bee** · 02-27-2015, 03:09 PM

I went to shool once...but the spilling teechir was out..hehehehehehe!!!

**Jerry Oz** · 02-27-2015, 03:38 PM

That's a shame. How will kids learn Ebonics if the teachers take days off?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-27-2015, 07:31 PM

They'll just teach each other, and learn fast. Some of it might even be English, as it isn't spoken.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2015, 03:26 AM

"We don't want to learn no English."

"Exactly, son. And it looks like you haven't."

**arr&bee** · 02-28-2015, 03:40 PM

I had ebonics once,but luckily one sip of this wonderful elixur cured it.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-28-2015, 06:04 PM

It permanently numbed your tongue...?

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2015, 06:40 PM

I think he means that it's hard to process double negatives when the world is such a positive place like it is when enjoying this wonderful elixur.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-28-2015, 07:13 PM

I would imagine that longterm use could well numb the brain...so then it would be back to the double negatives.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2015, 08:43 PM

You may be correct, but I couldn't never say nothing like that.

So, what becomes of the triple negative?

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-28-2015, 08:45 PM

In its way, as notable as a Triple A Credit rating.

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2015, 08:49 PM

It takes a strong man to confess before his comrades on a message board, so I'll validate you with my own confession: I am lying.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-28-2015, 08:49 PM

In what way are you lying...and how do you know that we are not lying, either?

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2015, 08:51 PM

Because I wouldn't lie about something like that and I would hope that you aren't either. I'll let you know when I start telling the truth again.

**westgrandboulevard** · 02-28-2015, 08:55 PM

Makes no difference to me

**144man** · 02-28-2015, 09:06 PM

Were you lying when you said you were telling the truth, or were you telling the truth when you said you were lying, or were you lying when you said you were lying?