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    That is one high voltage lady.....

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    Hey west she's saving a lapdance just for you.

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    I don't have a lap big enough to save for her....

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    Then you'd better get on this plane with us,cause littlebits hitched a ride on a whale and she's headed your way.

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    There could be widespread panic.

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    That whale's gonna need help.

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    Counsellors are ready,prepared to help.

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    Better have a big strecher ready.

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    Who will be strong enough to carry it?

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    Look by the time that wahle lands you'll be a million miles away on this transspace flight.

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    Maybe we can get Littlebits into that black hole if she'll fit.

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    Good idea...but how to do it?

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    The blackhole aint ready for littlebits.

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    And vice versa, I'm sure....

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    Put littlebits in a parallel universe!!!

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    This could escalate into a global threat.

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    DON'T WORRY ABOUT LITTLEBITS SHE'LL BE FINE,NOW IS EVERYONE READY FOR THIS ADVENTURE THE FIRST[and maybe the last]OF IT'S KIND.

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    Well, there is one thing bothering me.

    We're all the last of our kind, and I just have the nagging feeling that extinction beckons a lot sooner, if we go on this adventure....
    Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 06-22-2014 at 04:07 PM.

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    We'll be fine as long as we don't awaken the sungaurds,they sorta kinda demand the folks have a passport,but we'll be in and out before they know it.

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    If we have to move that quickly, our hand luggage will need to be minimal.

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    I'm using hand held cameras you don't need luggage change on the flight.

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    We'll be there so fast, I won't have time to undo even one button....

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    Improvise,west,improvise.

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    Blink fellas, BLINK!!!

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    I can't blink when my eyes are very firmly shut.

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    As they should be...........need smoked glass to look!!!

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    Ok gang i got all the scenes i need,let's get out of here because it's gonna get hot.

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    How do you propose to do that R&B??

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    Darn, my ice cream has just melted.

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    No problem. I have a freezer with me.

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    Your freezer has just melted.

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    Oh well, at least I can clean myself.

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    The water has evaporated.

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    So now we are all boiling mad!!!

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    Ye of little faith,i always have a backup plan we'll have to go the long way behind the sun.

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    Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning. We could take the Peter Pan route.

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    Then tell Arr&bee to remove his crocodile shoes. We don't want to antagonise anyone who might recognise a long-departed relative.

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    And tell Moe to be careful which handbag she takes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 144man View Post
    And tell Moe to be careful which handbag she takes.
    I take it you've been talking to my co-workers!!!

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    If she does, she could disguise it by slipping it into a Walmart carrier bag....

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    Moe, I've long had you noted as a lady who is particularly partial to a spot of conspicuous retail consumption [[aka 'shop till you drop')-!

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    OK GANG,WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND NOW LET ME DO ALL THE TALKING...[the folks at nasa are kinda mad just because I didn't clear it with them]WHAT AN ADVENTURE,WHAT A PICTURE.

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    Why don't you just give them some hooch as a "welcome drink" & everything will be alright, alright, alright!!

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    I did moe,but those folks have no sense of humor.

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    Tell them serial jokes. They'll laugh next week.

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    You losing your touch on that hooch, R&B?

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    He must have charged too much for the experience....

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    Losing my touch...neva, to the batcave...opps wrong movie.

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    Times may have changed from the world you knew, two hundred years ago.....

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    You sound like my kids,i'm not that old...[did i mention that i wrote the brats out of my will].

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