The return of the[last word]thread

[arr&bee]

I think that was ethel merman,who wasn't a mermaid.

[westgrandboulevard]

I heard a sea lion stood in for her on matinees. People threw fish instead of flowers.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...i ain't touchin that one.

[westgrandboulevard]

Which is just what she said.

There really is no other business quite like show business.

[moe]

Wonder if the penguin's union complained about the fish??

[westgrandboulevard]

The union spokesman for the fish was right there, just waiting for them to show up....

[moe]

I'll bet they just floated in......

[westgrandboulevard]

No-one was exactly sure what was their problem.

The seawater had washed away the words on their placards.

[144man]

The penguins were all singing "There's no business like snow business".

[westgrandboulevard]

..while rehearsing for 'Ice Follies'....

[moe]

Maybe the dry cleaners starched their tuxedos too much!!!

[144man]

Their performances were a little stiff.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, those stiff tuxedos didn't suit them.

[arr&bee]

Don't make waves guys.

[westgrandboulevard]

A few ripples can be really swell sometimes.

[arr&bee]

I'm getting seasick over here.

[westgrandboulevard]

You need a little nip of your own hooch.

[moe]

That fixes everything!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

And even if it doesn't...who cares.....

[arr&bee]

Yep,i'm back ahhhhh this wonderful elixur fixes seasickness too.

[westgrandboulevard]

You may be steady now, but the ground has begun to feel unwell....

[arr&bee]

Oh the earth always moves after the first sip.

[moe]

Is that where Carole King got her idea for her song???

[westgrandboulevard]

It was the San Andreas fault.....

[arr&bee]

I used to date her,but she had to split.

[moe]

Did you split up in Hollister, CA R&B? That where I last saw San Andreas.

[arr&bee]

I don't know,she moves around the state alot.

[144man]

She always left me with a sinking feeling.

[westgrandboulevard]

Last time I heard, her health wasn't so good. She had developed a severe tremor.

[arr&bee]

Yes and she shakes alot too.

[westgrandboulevard]

She's got a lot to shake.....

[arr&bee]

She could always-shake things up.

[westgrandboulevard]

Wonderful cheerleader......

[arr&bee]

Yes but she has a tendancy to break things,like san francisco..l.a. She's a bit sloppy.

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds like she has an underhand way of overthrowing things...

[arr&bee]

It's that dance that she does,the earthquake when she starts she won't stop til something gets broken.

[westgrandboulevard]

Let's hope she never becomes a masseur.

[moe]

I feel the earth, move, under my feet.............

[westgrandboulevard]

Hold on to everything you've got!

[arr&bee]

Oh that's just littlebits waking up.

[moe]

From what R&B??

[arr&bee]

Don't ask and i won't tell.

[moe]

OK......but there's a whole lotta shakin goin on!!!

[arr&bee]

Littlebits is just stirring,she'll be ok after she eats a whole cow and drinks a small river dry.

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds like she's at last starting to count the calories.

[moe]

Nothing will shake in that case!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If you've got it, flaunt it.

If you've lost it, shake what ya got left!

[arr&bee]

Littlebits is slimming down,she's on a ten thousand calories a day diet.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not even The National Grid uses that amount of energy.

[moe]

Probably can't westgrand.........the energy is all going to littlebits!!