The return of the[last word]thread

[westgrandboulevard]

To get you used to the idea, try looking in the reflection of the nearest pool......

[moe]

Reflections of..........what used to be........

[144man]

... a distorted reality...

[westgrandboulevard]

"Welcome to Soulful Detroit Forum - a distorted reality"

[moe]

No other place like it..........enter Rod Serling!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes indeed. A maximum security, twilight zone, for terminally bewildered fans of Motown.

A place where we are invited 'to join in a discussion of Detroit Soul Music and History, past and present.'

And a place where the threads come and go so quickly.......

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey did you guys read where ralph shut dow that supremes petition and they're still arguing,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[westgrandboulevard]

As well as our classic/blockbuster movie we're planning, we should mount a concert :

'Return To Hate : Supremes Is The Word'
'The Story of Soulful Detroit Supremes Threads'.

If we can stop that lot bickering, they might have enough breath left to cheer it to the rafters....

[moe]

Oh dear!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It won't have a long run, just seem like it - then suddenly deleted.

The bandleader will be conducting the brawl in the audience, not what's happening on stage.

[arr&bee]

They'll be arguing out in front on the red carpet about should diana let mary on the red carpet or come in through the employees entrance...we better hire some more munckins.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yellow carpet to the employees entrance, then....

[144man]

My money's on Diana to have the last word.

[westgrandboulevard]

Especially as she knows she can always rely on strong BackinG.

[144man]

Are we still here or have we been deleted yet?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not if I can help it. You can lose a helluva lot of posts off the total when that happens...

[moe]

Clever westgrand!!!

[144man]

When the forum got updated, I lost 2000 points somewhere, which left me very disappointed.

[westgrandboulevard]

I remember you saying. You were devalued. You should sue for hurt feelings.

As soon as I have 2000 points to spare, I'll have them transferred to you.

[144man]

I asked Ralph to reinstate them , but he said Everything in moderation.

[westgrandboulevard]

Ralph is starting an Obituary Thread, for us to remember the recently deleted.

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAA,YOU GUYS ARE NUTS...WE'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO BE DELETED...psssss actually i'm not sure we're even here.

[144man]

I'm 110% sure we aren't, but that's neither here nor there.

[arr&bee]

Besides we've been banned in all 48 states and alaska,and we're still here...[i think]

[westgrandboulevard]

The merry band of Hoochamites......

[arr&bee]

THAT'S RIGHT WEST,WE STUMBLE ON,ALWAYS MOVING FORWARD...[because there's nothing but empty jugs behind us]....AND IF THE HIGHWAY PATROL EVER FINDS OUT WHO LEFT ALL THOSE JUGS..ANYHOW ONWARD.

[westgrandboulevard]

We're the only people arrested for being sober without good reason.

[arr&bee]

I've never actually been sober west.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I've never actually been drunk, so I'll settle for the average state.....

[144man]

...and I'll settle for Hawaii [[more than just an average state).

[westgrandboulevard]

A higher state of mind always suits me better than Aloha.

[144man]

I've been outpunned. The indignity of it!

[westgrandboulevard]

My movie script is becoming littered with puns. It's really just a play on words.

[144man]

And just when I thought there were no further depths to which we could sink...

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd never take a lift to the basement. That's just beneath me.

[144man]

I thought you were on the level.

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee is on a spirit level.

[144man]

Yes, that is his inclination.

[westgrandboulevard]

He's inclined to be laid back.

[moe]

Passed out? CORRECT!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

With honours, if we're talking hooch academy.......

[moe]

Head of the class!!!

[arr&bee]

Moe has final say over all script matters,if that matters.

[westgrandboulevard]

First having a script, matters....although we seem to manage without one here, quite well...

[moe]

Improv......Improv!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Keeps us on our toes. Ballet, anyone?!

[144man]

A Marty Feldman comedy sketch ruined ballet for me.

[westgrandboulevard]

Would that be the one where he played a ballet dancer, accused of drunken and disgraceful behaviour?

[144man]

I think so.if it's the one where he stuffs a broom down his tights.

[westgrandboulevard]

As I believe the ballet in question was 'The Nutcracker', that figures.....