The return of the[last word]thread

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-13-2015, 07:49 PM

Somebody open a window....

**144man** · 03-13-2015, 08:33 PM

Defenestration could be the last word.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-14-2015, 05:23 AM

I'm on the ground floor, but it would still be a real pane.

**moe** · 03-14-2015, 07:53 AM

Especially to clean...............Windex?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-14-2015, 08:27 AM

First, I'll try Hooch and a lint-free cloth, finished off with newspaper, for a high shine....

**arr&bee** · 03-14-2015, 02:17 PM

That's the spirit.

**moe** · 03-14-2015, 03:26 PM

No.......that's the SPIT shine.........

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-14-2015, 06:12 PM

I'd use elbow grease, but it would mess up the nice, high shine on the windows....

**144man** · 03-14-2015, 07:12 PM

I'd use a windows operating system.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-14-2015, 07:39 PM

I still have the two earliest versions. They're called hands.

**moe** · 03-14-2015, 08:36 PM

I thought it was 2 hamsters rotating in their circles.........

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-15-2015, 05:54 AM

Hamsters operating windows, Moe?

**moe** · 03-15-2015, 07:50 AM

Well someone has to open/close them.......

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-15-2015, 09:01 AM

Many feet make light work.....

**arr&bee** · 03-15-2015, 02:31 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys are a hoot.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-15-2015, 04:53 PM

Tu-whit, tu-whoo...

**moe** · 03-15-2015, 08:16 PM

Somebody hear an owl?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-15-2015, 08:43 PM

I do, at times - in a tree outside our house.

If I go to visit my aunt across town, she has one there, too. [[unless it's 'my' owl, also visiting its aunt...!)

**moe** · 03-16-2015, 07:42 PM

One can never be certain westgrand....

**144man** · 03-16-2015, 08:41 PM

I often 'ear the owls 'owling.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-17-2015, 02:46 PM

I wish my forward flight was as silent as theirs.

**moe** · 03-17-2015, 05:07 PM

We can all wish...........

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-17-2015, 05:32 PM

We'd have no problems with sight tests.

**arr&bee** · 03-17-2015, 05:50 PM

Let's not lay an[qwl]egg.

**moe** · 03-17-2015, 07:47 PM

Scrambled or poached??

**arr&bee** · 03-17-2015, 07:49 PM

Hey moe,did you hear about the monster movie we're doing you've got a role in it.

**moe** · 03-17-2015, 08:07 PM

I don't do monster movies. It's in my contract.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-18-2015, 04:47 AM

I suggest we have Moe and Arr&bee as our leading players, in 'Beauty And The Boast', an update of a very old story. A movie full of glamour and hype.

**moe** · 03-18-2015, 08:13 PM

My agent will not approve.....

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-19-2015, 07:09 AM

A different leading man, perhaps?

**arr&bee** · 03-19-2015, 06:09 PM

Moe,you're playing hard to get here,look i was gonna get[madonna]but the monster won't work with her,he even asked for you...mo,mo,mo either that or he wanted mo,money and i ain't having that.

**moe** · 03-19-2015, 06:45 PM

And I'm having Daniel Craig or nothing.............can't you read my contract?
Bond.........James Bond
I want to be a Bond Girl.......

**arr&bee** · 03-19-2015, 07:00 PM

Bond???that phoney,no moe i'm putting you in a real classic,when the monster looks into your eyes...[stop squintting]he's gonna go nuts and when he throws you off the top of big ben the audience is gonna gasp[timmmmmberrrrr]moe you're gonna be bigger than[lillian gish]and when they roll you into the hall[elks lodge 999]in your wheelchair and you look up at he camera all of america...[well maybe not all of america]the lodge only holds twenty people, but those there will be in tears it's your time to shine moe.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-19-2015, 07:24 PM

You'll make this film shine like the top of the Chrysler building, Moe...like the top of the Chrysler building!

So, which Bond girl would you like to be?

**arr&bee** · 03-19-2015, 07:49 PM

West,stop filling her head with that[bond girl]stuff,she needs to work on her lines with the monster.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-20-2015, 05:23 AM

She already has that, with you....besides, her agent is fierce.

**moe** · 03-20-2015, 05:33 AM

Westgrand...........go back to years ago to a certain Bond Girl...........any guesses?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-20-2015, 05:37 AM

Pussy Galore? Honey Ryder?

**moe** · 03-20-2015, 05:56 PM

The first one............yes!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-20-2015, 07:45 PM

Moe, have you seen Honor Blackman recently?

Her hair is white, and cut in a different style, but the figure and voice are still there, and she is still formidable, with wiiiiilllld eyes.... 90 in August, still working, and is the oldest of all the living actresses who ever played Bond girls.

**arr&bee** · 03-20-2015, 08:03 PM

Moe...you're ninety???

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-20-2015, 08:09 PM

That's a question to ask her when she's actually celebrating her 100th birthday.

**arr&bee** · 03-20-2015, 08:29 PM

Today is her birthday?...100yrs,wow you don't sound a day over ninety.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2015, 09:29 AM

No, not her birthday, and not ninety [[you might try about two thirds of that age, but still looking about one third of that age...)...but hang around for both the 90th and 100th birthdays.

That is, unless you're already 90....if so, make the best of the days...

**moe** · 03-21-2015, 09:35 AM

I just saw a pic of Honor Blackman. WOW!! I hope I look as good as her when I hit 90!!
Was she the original girl in the TV show "The Avengers?" Before Diana Rigg?

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2015, 09:47 AM

You got it. She played Cathy Gale.

Honor left to appear in 'Goldfinger', and was replaced by Diana Rigg, as Emma Peel.

Diana Rigg went on to become Dame Diana Rigg. Honor declined a CBE [[Commander of the British Empire) years ago.

See if you can find a recent clip of her being interviewed. If I find one, I'll forward it to you. Also, see if you can find the uncredited [[no namecheck needed) picture taken of her, to promote awareness of domestic abuse. No glamorous makeup at all....

**arr&bee** · 03-21-2015, 01:47 PM

Moe,you'll be bigger than any[bond girl]and after the monster tosses you off that roof the world will be your oyster.

**moe** · 03-21-2015, 05:12 PM

No I will be splat on the ground.
Anything else please check with my agent Mr. WESTGRAND, ESQ.

**westgrandboulevard** · 03-21-2015, 06:05 PM

My client will not entertain 'splat on the ground'. Ms. Moe is not amused by that notion.

I would suggest that Ms. Moe's lines be altered, to whit, she attempts to talk the monster down from the roof, by whispering to it from the ground, and through a very loud hailer.

Not only must there be complete silence from the cast and crew, Ms. Moe reserves the right to unlimited takes of this scene. She may spontaneously [[but elegantly, it must be understood, and not 'splat') fall down laughing, and even somewhat uncontrollably.