The return of the[last word]thread

[144man]

...and if it doesn't arrive soon, she will most certainly not be amused.

[westgrandboulevard]

HM is about to be offered free membership to an exclusive society, to which all those with unfulfilled expectations are welcomed, once they have taken the oath of allegiance - 'Seeking Hooch In Transit'.

[arr&bee]

Hey i can jump but i want my metal first.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm sure people have been awarded medals for metal detection.....

[arr&bee]

Oh and tell her majesty to wear that cool crown.

[westgrandboulevard]

That will be the one she wears in summer.

[arr&bee]

The big one with all those jewels.

[westgrandboulevard]

It has a value beyond price. Say, 1,000,000 times invoice price.....

[arr&bee]

That's kinda steep...i'll give her[29.95].

[moe]

She's not biting,R&B.......but her corghis might so watch your legs or behind !

[arr&bee]

That's my final offer.

[westgrandboulevard]

I expect she will think about it, over her cornflakes at breakfast.

[arr&bee]

Well she had better eat fast because the rates are dropping,and nobody in thehood can afford[cornflakes].

[moe]

She's thinking about it............

[144man]

If it doesn't arrive soon, she's going to send a gunboat.

[arr&bee]

Tell her to keep her jewels on,it's coming.

[westgrandboulevard]

So is Christmas.

[144man]

The US ambassador has been summoned to the Palace. A diplomatic incident is looming.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hopefully, it will all be better after a nice cup of tea.

I just hope the ambassador enjoys crumpets over rainbow coloured cupcakes.

[144man]

The crisis is over. The Prime Minister called for a special meeting with the Cabinet. When the cabinet was opened, a forgotten crate of hooch was found inside and despatched to the Palace. All royal engagements have been cancelled for the next couple of days.

[westgrandboulevard]

Although the New Year's Honours list has yet to be finalised...and before HM adds her assent, she's quietly wondering, while walking the corgis, if more hooch might be forthcoming.....

[arr&bee]

It'll be there in a fortnight.

[westgrandboulevard]

That should come as good news. HM is working on a nice little idea which recently came into her mind. Thinks you might be able to help her out with it.

[arr&bee]

Wow west i always though that her majesty had someone on staff to think for her...who knew?

[westgrandboulevard]

Got a tweet from her this very morning.

"Good morning, loyal subject. One would like to talk to you about Arr&bee. What can one tell me? ER."

[arr&bee]

Tell hm to wait for the movie,my character will be played in the shadows[adds to the mystery]of course if she wants to come down to the hood i'll be glad to meet with her and her jewells.

[westgrandboulevard]

HM wants to talk to you about making authentic copies, 100% genuine fakes of everything she has, including jewels. Your name has been put forward as being the last word in street cred.

Wants to come down to the hood, and have you drive her. Just in case you think that's demeaning, she'll sit in the front with you.

Driving Ms. Liz, is The Biz.

[arr&bee]

SPLENDID,JOLLY GOOD OLD CHAP,I'LL BE GLAD TO DRIVE HM ANYWHERE SHE WISHES...[of course we can't leave the block i'm on house arrest]THE CAR IS ON A SHORT LEASH...IT SEEMS I ONCE SOLD A CAR TO A MAN,AND THE ENGINE FELL OUT TEN FEET FROM THE LOT,WHO KNEW HE WAS A JUDGES SON..BAD LUCK I SAY,TALLY HO.

[westgrandboulevard]

HM would expect you to drive the official state car, a Bentley State Limousine.

The bodywork and glass are armoured, and it is gas and blast resistant, so you needn't worry about all that trivial house arrest nonsense.

Driving Ms. Liz, is da biz.....

[moe]

What? Do HM' s corgis sit in back of the Bentley??

[arr&bee]

A bentley???umm no i got a ]1972]diamond in the back,big in the seam with a gangster lean,tv antenna in the back,gangster whitewalls,sunroof top,half a block long ride,hm will love it.

[144man]

She'll be thankful for what she gets.

[moe]

You forgot the dice!

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaa,it's always a roll of the dice when you get in the car.

[westgrandboulevard]

And another roll of the dice, to see if it ever starts....

[arr&bee]

Oh it will start,but
where will it finish???

[westgrandboulevard]

Translation : 'Good little runner' = 'No brakes'.

[arr&bee]

Brakes????!!!...opps i knew i forgot something.

[moe]

You stop it with your feet a la Fred Flintstone

[arr&bee]

Ahhh,the emergency breaks.

[westgrandboulevard]

We call them tea breaks in the UK.

[moe]

I'll take my lumps, westgrand!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You can bring your own, or select white or brown, Moe. Filter coffee is available. As are shortbreads, and lemon cookies.

If they don't touch the spot, try a slice of homebaked Creole cake. The fruit and spices are simmered in rum, brandy, cherry brandy and port, then left for at least 7 days. Don't drive home after work. If you do, the traffic police over here [[who may call you Madam, or 'love', depending where you are in the country) may stop you, and you'll have to admit to having at least one glass of Christmas cake...

[moe]

If I'm driving I'll stick with the shortbreads & the brown.

[westgrandboulevard]

Very sensible. Will have to put together a little box of goodies for you, 'for later'....

[arr&bee]

ARE YOU TWO RUNNING A XMAS COOKIE SHOW??NOW AS I WAS SAYING...[what was I saying???]

[westgrandboulevard]

A Christmas Cookie Show is the last word in topicality.

And cookies don't come any smarter than us.

[arr&bee]

You two are the[stiller & mara]of this forum!!!

[moe]

Cookies? More cookies westgrand?

[arr&bee]

I have a new receipe for xmas...[hoochberry pie]ummmm good,and not much hangover either[it's the crust]you can't buy this at the local bakery only i have em for a limited time only,i know as you sit there captivated and salivating thinking...[r&b has done it again]well my friends i don't mean to take all the glory[but i will]for my latest creation..now come down to da hood and go around to the back of the condemed smokestack and granma hoochberry will have em for sale...and for the holidays only...999%above factory invoice,bags 100.00extra..hurry!!