The return of the[last word]thread

[144man]

He might make me see red.

[westgrandboulevard]

Best prepare yourself in rediness.

[144man]

I shall play "Angie Baby".

[westgrandboulevard]

As creepy records go, that's right up there with 'Sparky's Magic Piano'......

[144man]

It was all a dream.

[westgrandboulevard]

As even our own lives can seem, sometimes....

[moe]

A dream? What is this: Dallas?

[arr&bee]

I colour very well thank you,i stay in the lines and everything.

[westgrandboulevard]

Make sure you use those numbers in the right order....

[moe]

I was half asleep when I wrote that, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Sleep walking can be less stressful. You don't have to remember everything you see, so it doesn't bother you later...

[144man]

Gary went back for Bobby's funeral, so "Knots Landing" must have been a dream as well.

[westgrandboulevard]

'This here forum' [[quote supplied by kind courtesy of Roberta75) bears little resemblance to reality itself...

[144man]

This isn't reality...this is the dress rehearsal.

[westgrandboulevard]

The read-through was enough for me.

[moe]

When do we exit stage left?? I'm sure not ready..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Neither am I. Very confusing.

I can never remember if 'stage left' is to my own left on stage when I'm facing the audience, or to the left when viewed by the audience.

I'm very worried that this might leave me with a lot of lefts, and I believe I'm right.

[moe]

Life is multi-directional, westgrand.

[westgrandboulevard]

And traffic police will soon need qualifications in psychiatry...

[arr&bee]

Didn't[snagglepus]make exit stage left famous back in the day?

[westgrandboulevard]

That's what he always said.....but, in the clip I just watched, he said "Exit, stage left..." and then immediately exited 'stage right' [[which is reversed to the audience, and therefore known as 'house left' )

I'm not too familiar with Snagglepuss, so perhaps he was known to make mistakes....

[144man]

Shakespeare's most famous stage direction - in The Winter's Tale - is "Exit, pursued by a bear".

[westgrandboulevard]

I hope it had a good agent.

[144man]

It could never overcome being typecast.

[westgrandboulevard]

Indeed, but that was a really lucky break to be cast on the Andy Williams show....

[144man]

Actually, he felt trapped.

[westgrandboulevard]

That was the way the cookie crumbled.

[144man]

He never got another job...not now...not ever...never!

[westgrandboulevard]

He did become a greeter at the National History Museum......

[moe]

Sure...........stuffed and his hand up to greet!

[westgrandboulevard]

He gave consistent service for years, requiring only regular maintenance with a vacuum cleaner.

[moe]

Dust bunnies on a dusty bear.........

[westgrandboulevard]

Close Encounters of the Furred Kind.

[moe]

Take your allergy pill first.........with all the fur/dust!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Mine's a nasal spray. Two squirts each nostril, at bedtime.

Which reminds me....cleaning off the dust on the bedside chest is well overdue...

[144man]

A little bit of dust is good for you in building up your immune system...well, that's my excuse!

[westgrandboulevard]

So, you're a self-confessed vacuum cleaner sniffer - ?

[moe]

Quick...........hide the Hoover!!!!!

[144man]

Comedian Tim Vine won the funniest one-liner at the Edinburgh Festival for saying that he was getting rid of his Hoover as it was just collecting dust.

[arr&bee]

I've been collecting dust for years,but nobody will buy it.

[westgrandboulevard]

We all have enough of our own. Supply far outstrips demand. And who demands dust...?

[moe]

R&B because he's been collecting it!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

He who dares, coughs....

[144man]

It's time to get dirty!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll need household gloves, and a surgical mask...

[moe]

Really down and dirty!!!!

[arr&bee]

Ahh but west you've never had dust like this,sprinkled with just a bit of the particles of this wonderful elixur,your feather duster will be smiling.

[westgrandboulevard]

I can see I won't be getting much work out of the feather duster or the broom....

[arr&bee]

I won't run as a democrat or repubplican,but i'll stand convicted[opps-err-ahem-hehe]convinced that we can do something[what?].

[144man]

You're really going to clean up.