The return of the[last word]thread

**westgrandboulevard** · 09-30-2014, 06:35 PM

A fingerprint test on each product, to establish the identities of all the previous owners.

**arr&bee** · 09-30-2014, 06:53 PM

WEST YOU TEND TO GET TECHNICAL AT TIMES...[GULP]FINGERPRINTS???NOW,NOW MY FRIENDS WE DON'T NEED THOSE KINDS OF UNNESSASARY INTERUPTIONS...[they'll never trace it back to me]I JUST REMEMBERED MY CRIM...OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..CORPORATION USES GLOVES BECAUSE OF THE DELICATE NATURE OF OUR WORK.

**moe** · 09-30-2014, 08:13 PM

I smell hooch on that swag!!!!!!

**arr&bee** · 10-01-2014, 12:52 AM

Moe i also have the genuine almost fake hand me down silk scarf worn by madusa herself before the snake thing with the hair..[she was a mess after that]and difficult to work with too,but moe this too can be yours for only...75,000%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.

**144man** · 10-01-2014, 07:28 AM

The reports of Madusa's death were much exaggerated. She wants her scarf back, and she is very, very annoyed with you.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-01-2014, 01:54 PM

Especially for misspelling her name. Unless, of course, you are referring to that fragrant woman truck driver and wrestler.....

**144man** · 10-01-2014, 04:48 PM

Maybe R&B can placate her by serenading her with the Four Tops "I'll Turn to Stone".

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-01-2014, 05:58 PM

With luck, she won't listen. Then, we'll get a bit of peace around here.....

**moe** · 10-01-2014, 08:30 PM

Give her some of the hooch.

**arr&bee** · 10-02-2014, 12:40 AM

She's still living in the stone age,and she ain't gettin the scarf back.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-02-2014, 02:52 AM

No refunds on Sale goods.

**144man** · 10-02-2014, 01:07 PM

Jai, I have a message from Perseus [[he's a legend!). He says that if you get him a pair of magic sandals to make him fly, he will be your wingman. Madusa won't stand a chance.

**arr&bee** · 10-02-2014, 04:26 PM

Yes i know perseus,and the last time i saw him he was flying around on his horse..pegasus and getting tickets for flying without a lisense.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-03-2014, 03:57 AM

So he's taking tickets on a carousel at Coney Island?

**144man** · 10-03-2014, 07:56 AM

I'm going to give that one a myth.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-03-2014, 08:20 AM

I wish I could believe that.

**moe** · 10-03-2014, 08:24 PM

Perseus doesn't have winged sandals; it's Hermes/Mercury. You remember Mercury? He made all those records.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-04-2014, 05:28 AM

They were so old, they were square-shaped.

**moe** · 10-04-2014, 07:57 AM

And then there's the equivalent Hermes...........now he makes $10,000 handbags!!

**arr&bee** · 10-04-2014, 10:57 AM

Good morning my peeps,ready for these bargains today?

**144man** · 10-04-2014, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by moe

Perseus doesn't have winged sandals; it's Hermes/Mercury. You remember Mercury? He made all those records.

One of arr&bee's ancestor's, Jaius, dubiously acquired the sandals and sold them to Perseus at only 500% above cost.

**arr&bee** · 10-04-2014, 02:26 PM

Don't mention jaius he left us in debt that we're still paying today.

**moe** · 10-04-2014, 04:27 PM

But I want to work for Hermes!!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-04-2014, 04:52 PM

I've heard the staff discount is very generous...and that they're also looking for models....

**arr&bee** · 10-06-2014, 12:46 AM

MOE,MOE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK,WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A PLACE HERE FOR YOU[at minimum wage of course]I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME SELL THESE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS AND YOU GET THAT SPECIAL EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT TOO...[only 90%of your salary]I GOT YOUR BACK.

**moe** · 10-06-2014, 07:41 PM

Don't think so, R&B. I would prefer working for Hermes. Never know who'll walk into the store!! And a nice discount!!!

**arr&bee** · 10-07-2014, 12:27 AM

Ok moe have it your way,but i got another bargain for you,i just came across a classic [1962]voltswagon beetle[with only 900,000 miles on it]driven by a little old lady to church and back,and it's your's for only..[75,000%]above factory invoice.

**moe** · 10-07-2014, 05:38 AM

Not my type, but thanks anyway..........

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-07-2014, 05:51 AM

I bet that VW Beetle went at least one way on the back of a recovery truck....

**arr&bee** · 10-07-2014, 06:56 PM

West,my good fellow i have a real bargain for you...a framed picture of a cigar butt smoked by sir winston churchill himself...[would look good over the fireplace]..only 1,000%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.

**144man** · 10-07-2014, 07:15 PM

The VW Beetle had "one careful owner". Unfortunately , the other nine were pretty reckless.

That painting of Winston Churchill is a genuine Barbirelli. Great cellist and conductor, rubbish painter!

**moe** · 10-07-2014, 07:46 PM

HAHAHA!!!!
You sure you're not mixing Barbarella with Barbarelli? Jane Fonda would be upset!!

**arr&bee** · 10-08-2014, 12:42 AM

144man,you drinkin more hooch than me,i said i have the portrait of the cigar butt that he smoked..oh and since you're here have i got an item for you...the original monical worn by mr.peanut himself,i know you want this tresure..only 10,500,000%above factory invoice..[yes i could get more but it's for you]..plus shipping and handling.

**144man** · 10-08-2014, 06:54 PM

Jai, I can assure you that I have no wish to acquire a picture of Winston Churchill's butt.

**moe** · 10-08-2014, 07:44 PM

I guess Churchill wasn't a rear admiral, was he 144man??

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 12:39 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa....144man you're nuts i said his cigar butt.

**144man** · 10-09-2014, 11:43 AM

I didn't say otherwise!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 02:51 PM

It's all in our minds - while arr&bee is out of his......

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 05:55 PM

I am not i may be a little crazy,and off my meds i may be on the run from my psychiatrist i may be banned in all 48 states and alaska but the hooch is still flowing.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:24 PM

I rest my case.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:28 PM

Hey west you may wake up in the morning and find that all this is a dream...or that i might be actually sane,how scary is that???

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:43 PM

If you being sane were ever found to be the actual reality, I'd rather not wake up at all tomorrow morning.

However, I believe you may be an endangered species, and so have nominated you for the Rock And Roll Hooch Of Fame.

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 06:46 PM

Aww shucks west now i'm getting all misty eyed over here,you sure know how to make a fella feel good about being a little sideways.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-09-2014, 06:50 PM

You're awful nice, but I prefer you to be more than a little sideways. A couple of blocks would do very nicely....

**arr&bee** · 10-09-2014, 07:38 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,you english are quik witted fellows.

**moe** · 10-09-2014, 08:26 PM

Never underestimate them, R&B!

**arr&bee** · 10-10-2014, 12:32 AM

WEST MY GOOD CHAP I HAVE SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO HAVE...THE ORIGINAL TIGHTS WORN BY ROBIN HOOD ON HIS LAST ADVENTURE...[and never washed]ONLY 1.00 BEING A PROPER ENGLISH COLLECTOR OF ARTIFACTS YOU NEED THIS HISTORIC ITEM.

**westgrandboulevard** · 10-10-2014, 05:25 PM

I'll pass, but it seems there's quite a demand on eBay for unwashed items.

So, Robin Hood may indeed have been a cross dresser, and Maid Marion wasn't too pleased either. It was her clothes he was wearing.....