A fingerprint test on each product, to establish the identities of all the previous owners.
A fingerprint test on each product, to establish the identities of all the previous owners.
WEST YOU TEND TO GET TECHNICAL AT TIMES...[GULP]FINGERPRINTS???NOW,NOW MY FRIENDS WE DON'T NEED THOSE KINDS OF UNNESSASARY INTERUPTIONS...[they'll never trace it back to me]I JUST REMEMBERED MY CRIM...OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..CORPORATION USES GLOVES BECAUSE OF THE DELICATE NATURE OF OUR WORK.
I smell hooch on that swag!!!!!!
Moe i also have the genuine almost fake hand me down silk scarf worn by madusa herself before the snake thing with the hair..[she was a mess after that]and difficult to work with too,but moe this too can be yours for only...75,000%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.
The reports of Madusa's death were much exaggerated. She wants her scarf back, and she is very, very annoyed with you.
Especially for misspelling her name. Unless, of course, you are referring to that fragrant woman truck driver and wrestler.....
Maybe R&B can placate her by serenading her with the Four Tops "I'll Turn to Stone".
With luck, she won't listen. Then, we'll get a bit of peace around here.....
Give her some of the hooch.
She's still living in the stone age,and she ain't gettin the scarf back.
No refunds on Sale goods.
Jai, I have a message from Perseus [[he's a legend!). He says that if you get him a pair of magic sandals to make him fly, he will be your wingman. Madusa won't stand a chance.
Yes i know perseus,and the last time i saw him he was flying around on his horse..pegasus and getting tickets for flying without a lisense.
So he's taking tickets on a carousel at Coney Island?
I'm going to give that one a myth.
I wish I could believe that.
Perseus doesn't have winged sandals; it's Hermes/Mercury. You remember Mercury? He made all those records.
They were so old, they were square-shaped.
And then there's the equivalent Hermes...........now he makes $10,000 handbags!!
Good morning my peeps,ready for these bargains today?
Don't mention jaius he left us in debt that we're still paying today.
But I want to work for Hermes!!!!
I've heard the staff discount is very generous...and that they're also looking for models....
MOE,MOE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK,WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO ME YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A PLACE HERE FOR YOU[at minimum wage of course]I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME SELL THESE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS AND YOU GET THAT SPECIAL EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT TOO...[only 90%of your salary]I GOT YOUR BACK.
Don't think so, R&B. I would prefer working for Hermes. Never know who'll walk into the store!! And a nice discount!!!
Ok moe have it your way,but i got another bargain for you,i just came across a classic [1962]voltswagon beetle[with only 900,000 miles on it]driven by a little old lady to church and back,and it's your's for only..[75,000%]above factory invoice.
Not my type, but thanks anyway..........
I bet that VW Beetle went at least one way on the back of a recovery truck....
West,my good fellow i have a real bargain for you...a framed picture of a cigar butt smoked by sir winston churchill himself...[would look good over the fireplace]..only 1,000%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.
The VW Beetle had "one careful owner". Unfortunately , the other nine were pretty reckless.
That painting of Winston Churchill is a genuine Barbirelli. Great cellist and conductor, rubbish painter!
HAHAHA!!!!
You sure you're not mixing Barbarella with Barbarelli? Jane Fonda would be upset!!
144man,you drinkin more hooch than me,i said i have the portrait of the cigar butt that he smoked..oh and since you're here have i got an item for you...the original monical worn by mr.peanut himself,i know you want this tresure..only 10,500,000%above factory invoice..[yes i could get more but it's for you]..plus shipping and handling.
Jai, I can assure you that I have no wish to acquire a picture of Winston Churchill's butt.
I guess Churchill wasn't a rear admiral, was he 144man??
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa....144man you're nuts i said his cigar butt.
I didn't say otherwise!!!
It's all in our minds - while arr&bee is out of his......
I am not i may be a little crazy,and off my meds i may be on the run from my psychiatrist i may be banned in all 48 states and alaska but the hooch is still flowing.
I rest my case.
Hey west you may wake up in the morning and find that all this is a dream...or that i might be actually sane,how scary is that???
If you being sane were ever found to be the actual reality, I'd rather not wake up at all tomorrow morning.
However, I believe you may be an endangered species, and so have nominated you for the Rock And Roll Hooch Of Fame.
Aww shucks west now i'm getting all misty eyed over here,you sure know how to make a fella feel good about being a little sideways.
You're awful nice, but I prefer you to be more than a little sideways. A couple of blocks would do very nicely....
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,you english are quik witted fellows.
Never underestimate them, R&B!
WEST MY GOOD CHAP I HAVE SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO HAVE...THE ORIGINAL TIGHTS WORN BY ROBIN HOOD ON HIS LAST ADVENTURE...[and never washed]ONLY 1.00 BEING A PROPER ENGLISH COLLECTOR OF ARTIFACTS YOU NEED THIS HISTORIC ITEM.
I'll pass, but it seems there's quite a demand on eBay for unwashed items.
So, Robin Hood may indeed have been a cross dresser, and Maid Marion wasn't too pleased either. It was her clothes he was wearing.....
It was ye olde hooche that made his menne merrie.
Oh, I thought it was his Merrie Melodies.....
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