Let it snow,let it snow,let it snow

[Jerry Oz]

As does most of his hooch...

[arr&bee]

The hooch actually renders you painless,listless,tireless,effortless,senseless... and motionless.

[Jerry Oz]

You forgot one: penniless.

[arr&bee]

True but you feel nothing in the morning.

[Jerry Oz]

As long as you're happy while not feeling it, what's not to like?

[arr&bee]

Oh you'll be happy you just won't know it.

[Jerry Oz]

If you're happy and you don't know it, do you still clap your hands?

[arr&bee]

What hands???

[westgrandboulevard]

Try your flippers?

[Jerry Oz]

'If you drink hooch and you know it, clap your flippers?'

No matter how you arrange it, it's hard make that sound good...

[westgrandboulevard]

True, it does require an acute sense of rhythm to carry it off. As in your own post # 2257

[Jerry Oz]

Maybe a good rapper could make it work. They get more syllables per line than most singers. Probably explains why I'm not a fan of rap.

[arr&bee]

Flippin right.

[Jerry Oz]

Sounds like the name of a rapper. 'Flip N. Wright'.

I might have to use that one.

[arr&bee]

Just remember who inspired you..i want my[80%]as your agent.

[Jerry Oz]

Cool. Why is Billy Preston suddenly playing in my head?

[arr&bee]

Sometimes folks try to play in my head but when they find it empty they usally leave.

[Jerry Oz]

I get the feeling that anybody stupid enough to try to get in your head deserves it when he gets lost. Seems like a tough neighborhood to me.

And I say that with lots of respect.

[arr&bee]

Oh it's real tough,i'm trapped and i spent my last dime on hooch.

[Jerry Oz]

Why do I get the feeling that you are right where you want to be?

[arr&bee]

No not at all i see all the kids outside playing and i have to stay inside...let me out.

[Jerry Oz]

I thought that is what the hooch is for..?

[arr&bee]

Yes,but after a year or so it wears off and reality rears it's three heads.

[Jerry Oz]

Yah. Reality is giving me the stink eye right now because I am supposed to go to the store... Just as well, because the battery on my tablet is about dead.

[arr&bee]

Wow,you need batteries with your tablets,you're in bad shape all i do is drink a sip of this wonderful elixur.

[Jerry Oz]

Tablet is batteried up and ready to tab. I'm so happy to be able to provide the wonderful benefit of my experience upon you youngful lads. Ralph did a great thing with these here bulletin boards.

[arr&bee]

Youthful???jerry you're drunker than me.

[Jerry Oz]

I heard that a few times this weekend. I wonder why?

[arr&bee]

My doctors keep giving me tablets,and i keep hidin em,hehehehe.

[Jerry Oz]

They'll be giving you shots next. And not the kind you want.

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAA,NOPE ALL I GOTTA DO IS ACT NORMAL..[that ain't gonna be easy].

[Jerry Oz]

Wear some Groucho glasses and hopefully they won't recognize you. Unless you normally wear them.

[arr&bee]

Nah i usually wear a long beard and dark shades and a wide brimed derby and they still find me,maybe a simple look like this might help.

[Jerry Oz]

Don't forget to add a raincoat for optimum effect.

[arr&bee]

Hey good idea,where do i find a raincoat??

[Jerry Oz]

Beats me. My brother used to tell me not to indulge in pleasures of the flesh without wearing one and he told me I could get them at the drug store. I bought a box but it looked too small to cover me completely, so I went to the Goodwill store to get one for my honeymoon. I still felt kind of awkward and my wife gave me the weirdest look all night when I insisted on wearing it.

[arr&bee]

Ok,that kinda falls under..[too much information]but i won't tell.

[Jerry Oz]

I know, right? He told me to make sure to flush the raincoat after using it but it keeps plugging up my John... And it's awful expensive to buy raincoats every time the mood is right. Maybe I can just bring an umbrella...

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,ever try to flush an umbrella?

[Jerry Oz]

That sounds unsafe. I was told to practice safe sex, so I am not wearing anything next time. I'm glad we discussed this...

[arr&bee]

You'll get my bill in the mail..you know the drill..[1,000% plus postage].

[Jerry Oz]

That's cool. Send it to my personal assistant, Helen. Who takes care of these things for me. As I'm always telling people, if you want me to pay a bill, you can go to Helen Waite for it.

[arr&bee]

Jerry i never worry about your payments...[but stop sending me these mexican pasos]once the fellas in the hood figure out where they come from,my phone is gonna start ringin.

[Jerry Oz]

I wanted to send you British pounds but my sister said they went metric. So I'll try to send you a couple of liters instead.

[arr&bee]

Pounds...??you been talkin to west???

[Jerry Oz]

Well, you know dollars are in short supply right now... I have an IOU that my brother gave me if you want it. His boss gave it to him after a customer paid for bootleg cable with it. It's for $19,000.

[arr&bee]

Tell ya what,as soon as you cash it let me know.

[144man]

Don't forget my cut.

[westgrandboulevard]

Everyone's an agent.

[arr&bee]

At only[75%]off the top.