Let it snow,let it snow,let it snow

[Jerry Oz]

I can see it now. One day, the following scenario will take place at the Motown Revue...

Moe: "Excuse me. I'm looking for three guys that I met on the internet. There's a lot of people here but we agreed to meet by the stage."
WGB: "Yes, I'm looking for two guys and a woman that I met, as well. It was also suggested that we meet down here. Perhaps I'll ask this gentleman... Excuse me, sir?"
Jerry Oz: "Hello. May I help you?"
WGB: "Yes. We're hoping to meet some acquaintances down here by the stage. Could you help?"
Jerry Oz: "Well, I would, but I'm looking for some of my gang as well. A chick and two guys that I met on a message board. It's odd because we planned to meet each other right here."
Moe: "Thanks, anyway..."
Jerry Oz: "No problems."
144man: "Hey, guys. Hope you don't mind if I stand here for a moment. I'm looking for two guys and a lady that are supposed to be standing right here."
WGB: "Not a problem..."
arr&bee: "Hello. Looking for someone?"
Moe: "We're each looking for some of our internet acquaintances. I'm surprised they would stand us up like this. We agreed to meet at 1:00 PM. And you?"
arr&bee: "I'm looking for some hooch."

[westgrandboulevard]

"I'm looking for some hooch" would surely be the password for all of us.....

[Jerry Oz]

Probably. But I'm sure that phrase is used by 90% of the message board members at least twice per day, so it might be a little bit too obvious.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've met complete strangers, after having arranged to stand under a train station clock, with a copy of Diana Ross' Greatest Hits grasped tightly in my nervously clenched hand...but that's quite another story......

[Jerry Oz]

Would that be her album, cassette, or CD? Of course, her fans are just as likely to break into a vehement argument over whether the songs on the album are actually her greatest hits when, in their minds, all of her songs are.

[arr&bee]

They jerry,those lines are great we're gonna use in my next big picture.

[Jerry Oz]

I'm looking forward to seeing it when it comes out. Hopefully, I'll have a bit of that wonderful elixur to get me through the slow parts.

[arr&bee]

Real funny jerry as you know there are no slow parts in my productions...[budget won't allow it]i keep the action going.

[Jerry Oz]

Okay, so what excuse do I use to get you to provide the potent potables?

[arr&bee]

Say it's west fault.

[arr&bee]

You remember the[invisible man?]well i used to hang with him and even he doesn't know what i look like...imagine a cold shudder passing over you...hey ralph as for taking this show on the road,i contacted[skid row]and they turned us down,we may open for the buzzards in death valley sometime in the future,it's gonna be big.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm slightly overweight at the moment, so the pickings will be good.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, that helps if we're chased by a pack of hungry coyotes in the valley because I won't need to run for long if they catch you first...

[ralpht]

And the forum will be less a few chuckleheads.................But I will miss you guys.....kinda....

[ralpht]

For your information....Moe is a looker.... But you didn't hear it from me.

[Jerry Oz]

I Googled "Moe" and kept coming up with some guy from the Three Stooges. I was hoping that she looked better than him...

[ralpht]

Without a doubt, Jerry.

[144man]

I'd have to find a photo which doesn't have "WANTED" at the bottom.

[arr&bee]

Hey moe,ralph says you're a looker now you're typecast.

[westgrandboulevard]

Since Ralph has mentioned it.....Yes, Moe is a very glamorous lady....and you did hear that from me LOL

Jerry is no slouch, and has looks suitable for an album cover. I hope his wife is looking over his shoulder when he reads that. She surely must agree....

[arr&bee]

Oh really???hmmmm album cover looks moe you're out jerry you're starring in my next classic as a soulsinger kidnapped by a giant chicken who climes to the top of a chicken coop but the thing that saves the day is you singing to the chicks inside the coop which the chicken doesn't like so he drops giant eggs on the city...i haven't figured out what he does with you but you die a hero's death...[greatest death scene in movie history]hey jerry you don't mind doing your own stunts do you?

[westgrandboulevard]

[[Jerry, this whole production is a stunt........)

[arr&bee]

Oh and jerry you don't need a fancy agent i'll treat you right.how about..1% of one millionth of a percentage point divided by fifty for every 1% of your scenes,you'll be rich.

[westgrandboulevard]

It doesn't sound much Jerry, but some of the Hitsville artists, who were on million selling hits, swear they worked for less...

[144man]

Is it calculated on the gross or the net?

[arr&bee]

Nobody ever worked for less,opps-er-ahem-hehe what i mean is the glamour jerry,the glamour.

[westgrandboulevard]

Having glamour should always pay well.

[arr&bee]

JERRY KNOWS THAT GLAMOUR IS IT'S OWN REWARD,WEST SOMETIMES I THINK THAT YOU'RE AN AGENT,JERRY KNOWS THAT MONEY IS OVERATTED...[I hope].

[westgrandboulevard]

Well of course I'm an agent.

I'm working you hard for your posts here, and for no money, aren't I - ?!

[arr&bee]

Yep that's right,west you work cheap,which means you're ok with
me...carry on.

[westgrandboulevard]

I like to give up a lot of my time for charity, and you seem a suitable case....

[Jerry Oz]

I'm on board! I hope it doesn't affect my status, but I need to inform you guys that I cannot read... Somebody will have to feed me my lines... I probably should have told you this month's ago but I didn't want you to think I was illiterate...

In case you're wondering, I learned to type in the 8th grade, that's how I'm able to be functional on a message board.

[arr&bee]

Jerry you're just right,just stand there and be handsome,the chicken does all the squawkin.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you can make money, and count it coming in, who cares if you can't read.....

[arr&bee]

Just don't make the chicken look bad.

[Jerry Oz]

I'm sorry... What?! I thought that i just told you that I can't read...

[westgrandboulevard]

Neither could Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles, and those names are internationally known...
so it shouldn't hold you back in your own career....

[arr&bee]

I got it,but the chicken don't trust nobody.

[Jerry Oz]

Good points, all. And I cannot make the chicken look bad unless I'm going to boil it instead of frying it.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you're upstaged by a chicken, you're definitely doing something wrong.

[ralpht]

Well this may be not totally glamorous, but Lowell stopped by today and took me to lunch for a meeting. Lowell is a very interesting guy. Anyway....The big Kahuna of SD.

[westgrandboulevard]

He looks dependable......

[Jerry Oz]

...and he also looks like he'd like to get back to his phone as soon as the photo is snapped.

[arr&bee]

Don't you guys know who lowell is,he's boss of all bosses..[even ralph don't talk back to lowell]..hey ralph i'm starting to feel real important over here.

[Jerry Oz]

So Lowell is who we go to see if we want a "favor". Just be prepared to hear the spiel:
"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Yada, yada, yada..."

[westgrandboulevard]

I consider myself a voluntary worker around here....

[Jerry Oz]

And you do a great job, Bud. Ummm... What exactly do you do, again?

[westgrandboulevard]

It's a mystery even to me but, whatever it is, I just seem to keep doing it....

[Jerry Oz]

And you're a great example for all of the young viewers who need someone to show them how to do...

uhhh...

what you do ​in a sincere and professional manner. We're all in your debt, friend.

[westgrandboulevard]

We volunteers come in very useful when the paid help doesn't show up.