Let it snow,let it snow,let it snow

[Jerry Oz]

Or as stated in the film "Legend": "The dreams of youth become the regrets of maturity." That's one of my favorite movie lines.

[westgrandboulevard]

Particularly if they don't come true....but they do also say "beware your dreams, lest they come true".

So, either way, dreams should carry a mental health warning.

[Jerry Oz]

They may be regretful if posted to an unexpected end or if they are not chased, leaving to a lifetime of wondering "what if...?"

[arr&bee]

Yep and i'm wondering what if [mr.slick]makes off with the profits of this masterpeice,he was last seen heading for the[all you can eat]special at taco bell with his mistress[littlebits]i've got to catch em before she eats up our profits...[22.50]of course that's before expenses.

[westgrandboulevard]

It's a 'buy one get one free' offer. He buys one, and he gets Littlebits for free...

[Jerry Oz]

I heard that Littlebits was put on a weight restriction by the strip club's management staff. They advised her not to gain more than 20 pounds per week and they have installed an industrial scale on the stage to make sure she complies. That all-you-can-eat buffet might result in her termination if she eats as much as she normally does. Well, that and Taco Bell shutting down until they can restock their inventory...

[westgrandboulevard]

Eating out with Littlebits, you'd need a SatNav to find the exit.

[Jerry Oz]

Best to bring the "Jaws of Life" to provide your own exit...

[144man]

I hear she has been banned from every Las Vegas casinos' All-You-Can-Eat buffets.

[Jerry Oz]

When she sued them for violation of her civil rights as an *ahem* "endomorphic American", they managed to keep her at bay by serving only Slim-Fast at their buffets until she agreed to stay away for a small settlement of Twinkies and Moon Pies.

[westgrandboulevard]

If she's still hungry after a big meal, I imagine Littlebits will then start to lick the floor for any spilt food....

[Jerry Oz]

Thanks to the fact that she's a recovering cocaine user, she has perfected the ability to snort dropped food through a straw. She uses a water hose for the larger pieces.

[westgrandboulevard]

There can't be a movie screen in the whole world big enough to show this to an audience.

[Jerry Oz]

Instead of filming and showing it on IMax, we'll do it in SheMax. Which coincidentally, describes her.

[westgrandboulevard]

It might be a viable idea to show half of it on one screen to an audience - then [[because they just won't believe what they thought they saw) get 'em to pay again to see the other half....

[Jerry Oz]

Perhaps. Littlebits will make quite an entrance on the red carpet at the premier. You'll know because she will be entering the theater before she's completely exited the limousine, which will probably be a Hummer. It'll actually be a Lincoln Continental, but the engine will hum after the strain of carrying her from the hotel.

[westgrandboulevard]

She could show up on a JCB.

It's the only thing capable of making the earth move for her.

[Jerry Oz]

If she wants the Earth to move, she simply moves it. She is proof that irresistable force wins over any immovable object... Well, when she's not the immovable object...

[westgrandboulevard]

As a target, she would be hard to miss.......

[Jerry Oz]

But easy to anger. My advice? Do not make her a target unless you have a squish-wish.

[westgrandboulevard]

Overeating is her own squish-wish. She'll do it to herself, eventually.

[Jerry Oz]

When someone suggested that she looked like a star she smiled until they told her that the star was a black hole. At that point, she went supernova and he was never seen again.

[westgrandboulevard]

Perhaps he's seen only at night...

[Jerry Oz]

At night on Jupiter. He's orbiting the gas giant these days.

[arr&bee]

Littlebits claims that i offered her a contract to star in this classic...[poor littlebits never learned to read,all her time was spent in the cafateria]what she was given was a menu with a star on it pointing to the taco bell grand opening in bushwack falls montana where she was appearing at the time...of course her appearance was cut short due to the fact that she ate all the food that the taco bell had..they opened and closed on the same day.

[westgrandboulevard]

Littlebits' mouth does that many more times than just once, every single day.

[Jerry Oz]

She's not a bad girl, she just gets confused about things. Like when she won the buffalo wing eating contest by eating both the wings and the buffalos. The Plains never recovered from the loss of all those poor beasts...

[westgrandboulevard]

I hope she left the white ones, otherwise the Native Americans would not be happy with her.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, some were white until she covered them with hot sauce. At that point, there was no turning back...

[westgrandboulevard]

Ah! That would explain why she carries the aura of a curse with her, where'er she goes....

[Jerry Oz]

She curses me when I tip her because I toss the dollar on the stage and she cannot bend over far enough to pick it up without falling over. She has a unique manner with words; I don't know why she needs to insist on mentioning the horse that I rode in on when she's cussing me out.

Especially since I don't own a horse...

[westgrandboulevard]

Attention to detail would not be one of Littlebits' talents....

[Jerry Oz]

She's attentive when she wants to be. She sketched out the "danger, wide load" tattoo that sits on the large of her back. She wanted it on the small of her back but the artist insisted that that he couldn't find one.

[westgrandboulevard]

Maybe, while he was doing it, another artist was tattooing "Beware - Man Working At Rear" on her chest.....

[Jerry Oz]

I believe you are right. The tattoo artist did insist on a backing alarm before contracting to do the work. It beeped whenever she backed up so he could jump out of the way. His insurance company insisted on it after what happened to the first guy that tried to do it.

[westgrandboulevard]

They refused to pay out once they'd seen for themselves just what the 'excess' represented...

[Jerry Oz]

They also insisted that they be able to examine the body, but after seeing what appeared to be strawberry jam on the chair behind her, Littlebits spread him on a bagel and ate him. Tragic, in any definition of the word.

[westgrandboulevard]

Especially for the wife, when she arrived to collect his things....

[Jerry Oz]

All that was left was a tattooed hand clutching a stop sign that Littlebits couldn't read because it read backwards in the mirror...

[westgrandboulevard]

Ah, no wonder she was so eager. It read "POTS!"

[144man]

After they finished the tattooing, how long did it take to remove the scaffolding?

[westgrandboulevard]

Perhaps, for Heath and Safety reasons, a cherry-picker was considered the best option.

One could certainly evacuate from the site in much quicker time.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, on the good side of things, the first tattooist's family didn't fight when she insisted that they return the $15 deposit she gave him to start the job. Good thing, too because they were running a two-for-one deal at Lucky's Neighborhood Pizzeria and she was still hungry after that horrible bagel that she ate. She suspected that the strawberry jam was past its expiration date but couldn't find a jar nearby to check...

[westgrandboulevard]

I dread to think what the hospital laboratory would have made of the sample, had she been admitted with food poisoning.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, the doctor insisted on getting a stool sample but nobody in the lab has an arm long enough to obtain one. All's well that ends well, I guess...

[westgrandboulevard]

Moving right along here, maybe I should enquire just how the weather is doing for you this weekend...?????!

[Jerry Oz]

Yah, it's just low-hanging fruit at this point. Anyways...

It's cloudy and in the upper '50s [[20° for you) today. Nothing too remarkable. How is it where you are?

[westgrandboulevard]

A bright day, cloudless sky and warm [[unsure of exact temperature), but only if in the sun. Sat outside on terrace of cafe at local theatre, enjoying coffee and cake, watching the world go by. Out of the sun, a bit on the nippy side.

[Jerry Oz]

Enjoy it while you can. The worst thing in the world to complain about is the weather because you cannot change it. I'm using the past winter like a baseline for weather. Anything is better than that, so if I could keep an cool demeanor [[no pun intended) through it, i can handle darned near anything the Spring, Summer, or Autumn can deliver.

[westgrandboulevard]

Agreed. While we should not give too much attention to the weather, apart from practical considerations in protecting ourselves from extremes, it is interesting how all sorts of other activities hinge upon changes in the weather, That makes it all so much more enjoyable than simply whether the sun is out, or it's going to rain etc...

Do you have a garden where you are?