Let it snow,let it snow,let it snow

[Jerry Oz]

And a potential theme for the sequel to the film is touched upon. It starts with 144man going to Hawaii in search of arr&bee. When 144man turns off his phone, Jerry Oz goes to Hawaii in search of him [[out of concern for his well being, of course; not because Oz has always wanted to go to Hawaii for relaxation...). Of course, Jerry has no phone to begin with and he doesn't stay in his hotel room, preferring to sleep on the beaches. So, WGB has to go to Hawaii to find Jerry. At this point, moe realizes there is an echo every time she types a new reply until VOICE joins her and she's all alone with arr&bee's subconscious!

Scary, ain't it?!

[arr&bee]

Hey good news,judge judy wasn't in so i found judge roy bean and he gave the leps a writ of cum laudem demagnification,which means they can't get in the way of this classic blockbuster...[boy are they hot]..um i don't know about that zombie thing i was thinking more of family like...hoochie and the beast,that's classy.

[144man]

Aloha. The main aim of my trip to Hawaii is still to find the source of Jai's hooch. The appeal is going well. The good news is that my collection tin now contains five pennies, four cents, three euros, two chocolate buttons and a macadamia nut, so I'm well on my way to not miss failing to reach my target. The search will take in the Big Island, the Small Island, the Not-So-Big Island, the Titchi Island and the Blinkandyou'llmissit Island. If I can't find the hooch it will be some consolation just getting leied. Aloha.

[arr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SEARCH 144MAN,THROUGHOUT HISTORY EXPLORERES SUCH AS YOUR SELF HAVE SEARCHED IN VAIN FOR THE SECRECT...MAGELLAN..YOU ALL WERE TAUGHT THAT COLUMBUS SAILED LOOKING FOR THE NEW WORLD,HAAAAAA HE WAS LOOKING FOR THE SECRECT WHEN HE STUMBLED ACROSS THE NEW WORLD...LEWIS AND CLARK WENT WEST LOOKING FOR IT,WHY A CIVIL WAR WAS WAGED..THE NORTH SAID THEY HAD IT AND SO DID THE SOUTH[NEITHER DID]..WHY THE BOSTON TEA PARTY WASN'T ABOUT TEA BEING DUMPED IT WAS HOOCH THAT WAS DUMPED AND THE FOLKS AT THE TAVERN WASN'T TOO HAPPY,WHY IN 1969 THE PRESIDENT SENT A MISSION TO THE MOON TRYING TO FIND IT...[but the moonmen were so drunk they couldn't be found]SO GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND...YOU'LL NEED IT.

[westgrandboulevard]

I have a hooch hunch that 144man won't at all mind looking in Hawaii for something he won't find.

But that does give me an idea for the plot of another sequel.

Hmmmm. We're going to need a lot of extras.......

[Jerry Oz]

Bad news. When I told my wife I was looking forward to getting lei'd in Hawaii she went absolutely ballistic. I guess she doesn't like island flowers as much as I do. If I can't sneak out, then I'm afraid 144man will be on his own...

[westgrandboulevard]

"Oh SHAME!!", I can hear 144man saying....

[Jerry Oz]

Screw Hawaii. It was nearly 70° today in Columbus [[20° in the old country).

[westgrandboulevard]

"There's no place like home!"

Oh yes, that just has to go in the screenplay. The munchkins will love it....

[Jerry Oz]

We can save money by lodging them in lunch boxes instead of hotel rooms. Little people are great for budget-conscious movie producers.

[westgrandboulevard]

Little people are always overlooked.

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah. I heard that crowded elevators smell a little different for them than they do to most folks.

[arr&bee]

I just got word that the leprachans are making their own movie in protest and it's gonna feature a large hand with a middle finger sticking up,they' re gonna call it[ goldfinger up yours]they're filing a writ of gee minus selectus in the supreme court,but the folks over there are arguing so much that their case may never be heard.

[westgrandboulevard]

The leprechauns and the people in the supreme court [[I thought they all hung out here?!) may have lost the plot, but I'm sticking to mine...

[arr&bee]

I got a good feeling that we're gonna lose a mint...[i never liked mint anyhow]i'm telling you gang we're gonna win a golden turkey award this year..and walk down the stained carpet of the dustbowl arm in arm...i'm misting up over here.

[westgrandboulevard]

The smell of those Rotten Tomatoes is drawing me on....

[Jerry Oz]

Don't worry, folks. We'll bust up their union with a couple of busty blondes. Little people are partial to busty blondes, you know. They'll shmooze 'em and booze 'em and next thing you'll know, they'll need money to keep the chicks happy.

And we just happen to have the money they need - for working on our film...

I'm a regular Smackavelli with these plots and crap.

[westgrandboulevard]

Shame we're too late to clone Mickey Rooney....

[144man]

The leprechauns must qualify as an oppressed minority. When it comes to size, how much minor can you get?

[westgrandboulevard]

Now they want to clone themselves. Isn't that just like them?!

[144man]

Do you still get your three wishes if you catch a cloned leprechaun?

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, just suppose you did. What would be your three wishes?

[Jerry Oz]

I thought little people reproduced via mitosis.

[144man]

Well, just suppose you did. What would be your three wishes?

To catch more leprechauns and go into the wish fulfilment business.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you're still thinking about that hooch, then your business will fail....

[[and don't think I didn't notice that there was one wish missing, because I did...)

[144man]

I thought little people reproduced via mitosis.

No, that's amoebae. Easy mistake to make.

[Jerry Oz]

Oops. I probably offended some single-celled organism with that comment. I'd better tweet an apology tonight.

[westgrandboulevard]

The world is moving so fast, it will probably surprise you by tweeting its thanks, in return.

[arr&bee]

Word on the street is that the leps are petitioning congress for a million leprecuan march on the mall,and while they're marching we'll be moving ahead at half speed to get this blockbuster on the big screen or the small screen or on the screen doors whoever will have us,i'm excited.

[westgrandboulevard]

We'll show the film on the leprechauns as they march. It will be very moving.

[Jerry Oz]

Can't we march on the leprechans as we show the film? That sounds like it would be more fun and it'll teach them to leave us alone the next time. Man, we're going to make a pot o' gold on this project...

[westgrandboulevard]

Better not tell arr&bee too much. That idea of a pot o'gold could vanish, and never be found, just like that 'wonderful elixur'....

[Jerry Oz]

I suppose he has to offset the cost of making the world a happier [[and MUCH more dangerous) place somehow...

[westgrandboulevard]

And all the while, "If I Ruled The World" is quietly playing in the background....

[Jerry Oz]

He strikes me to be more of a "When I Rule The World" type of guy...

[westgrandboulevard]

I can hear Moe now. "Be afraid, be very afraid"...followed by !!!!!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Nahhh... I think he'd have my vote. He would not run things worse than the dimwits currently leading us all into the abyss. And Voice could be his vice-president. What's not to like?

[westgrandboulevard]

Now I AM getting worried. A world run by a ventriloquist?

Moe and I need to consult.....

[144man]

Willie Tyler for World President? I'd rather vote for Lester.

[westgrandboulevard]

Neither of them gets my vote. There's something...well......unsavoury about that relationship.....

[144man]

It wouldn't do to be governed by a dummy.

[westgrandboulevard]

Especially one which permits operation by a human being in that particular manner......

[144man]

SHHHH! Someone on this forum already thinks they rule the world.

[westgrandboulevard]

Now, whoever could you mean.....?

If there were to be a governing body of the world, I'd first need to have a body of my own which I could govern.

[144man]

You could get one on expenses.

[westgrandboulevard]

I could then end up looking like Joan Collins.....

[Jerry Oz]

The Joan Collins who was on "Dynasty" or the modern iteration who rather looks like she died nasty? I wish people would stop embalming themselves and just grow old naturally...

[westgrandboulevard]

I still think JC [[I suppose that's coincidental - and her sister, too) looks every year of her age, but is just remarkably well-preserved for it. She appears to have worked harder on that, than almost everyone else has done on anything in their own lives.

Joan Collins is famous just for being Joan Collins. A British version of Zsa Zsa Gabor, in her own way.....

[Jerry Oz]

I'd take Joan over Zsa Zsa. Once the duct tape fell off Zsa Zsa, she just came apart.

[westgrandboulevard]

Zsa Zsa is still alive - although I had to check. Nearly a hundred, but now may not be aware of anything at all......