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    I don't want to cash it. The guy who issued it has a reputation for paying his debts but he also has a habit of cutting off the hands of those who think he should. I'm thinking that he won't do that to arr& bee if he wears those Groucho glasses from post #2282.

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    Jerry,you talking about[harvey the hachet]rumour has it that his dear mother owed him and now the poor dear has stumps where her hands used to be.

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    Yep. I made the mistake of asking her to make pancakes for me when I stayed over there one night. They were only cooked on one side. So sad...

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    Yep,harvey the hatchet is so mean he once forgot to collect his dough so he cut off one of his own hands,to remind himself.

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    I remember that. I also remember the concert he gave back in the '90s. After his encore, the MC told the audience to give him a hand and nobody's seen the MC since then.

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    Hahahahaha...my record lable promoted it..cutthroat records.

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    I've got a couple of your singles. I also have the receipts, so can I get my money back?

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,JERRY YOU'RE CLICKIN TODAY...MONEY BACK..[I'd cut off both my hands before I'd give money back]...MONEY BACK..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..JERRY I'M ON THE FLOOR..MONEY BACK FROM ME OF ALL PEOPLE..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Money back[spasms of laughter]oh i can't control it..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..this is it jerry you got me,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    So, is that a 'no'? I just want to make sure before I play them again and risk scratching one of them.

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    Jerry,those are classics and will be worth pennies one day.

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    You're right. I was listening to that one by Little Big Foot yesterday. I thought the bass was tight but my brother told me it was actually Little Big Foot burping into the microphone.

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    Jerry hold em another[20-30]minutes and you could get[00.3]for the lot,offers are coming in as we speak.

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    We'll see. I'm being harassed by eBay for some previous 'misunderstanding' that impacted their stock prices do I can't sell them there.

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    Jerry,why do you bother with that jive[ebay]when i got crim-opps-err-ahem-hehe..cronies just waiting to take-opps-err-ahem-hehe..tackle your problem.

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    Hmmm... I might need to check a few references.

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    Ummm,gulp...references?????well you see i'm not too good with references,my word is my bond,jerry,jerry you can trust me.

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    I trust you with my life, my friend. But we're talking about money here...

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    I see your point...life is worthless,but cash on the other hand.

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    Life is of infinite value because everybody is unique.

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    Yes indeed. Each of us is a rare, endangered specimen of the human race....

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    We're all genetically identical. The only differences between us depends on how our computers were programmed.

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    Well my computer is programmed for cash...and if folks don't come up with my money their species get endangered real fast,hehe.

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    Flyguy?! I didn't know arr&bee was a nom de plum for Flyguy! Love your poem:

    My bitch better have my money
    Through rain, sleet, or snow
    My whore better have my money
    Not half, not some, but all my cash
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.



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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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    When you take back the streets, give me a holler. I'll be that guy who always gets blown up first while helping the hero in the old movies.

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    I sold him that outfit...ain't he sharp?

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    Yup. But it's not about what you eat. It's about how you wear it. I might need you to hit me up with those platforms, BTW.

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    You got it,i keep some in the warehouse,they're comin back ya know.

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    Well if they're used, make sure the goldfish are still alive before sending them.

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    Oh we feed the goldfish twice a day.

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    You the man! The shoes I got from my cousin Dinky were made in Brazil and instead of goldfish, I found piranhas in them.

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    We sold out of those,the fish kept eating through the soles,bad for business.

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    Just a bunch of cold-blooded, scaly, blood-sucking monsters. Wait, are we still talking about piranhas? I moved on to divorce lawyers just now...

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    I thought of my in-laws.

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    Your in-laws are lawyers? Dang, you never had a chance did you?

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    Um no,blood sucking monsters,that's them alright.

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    I thought that mine were blood-suckers too. But after I quit my job they stopped coming around, so I guess they were sucking money instead. If you happen to find them, you're more than welcome to keep them, BTW.

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    Not only do they want..money-food-clothes-lodging,they drink up my hooch...that's when i kick em out.

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    I hope you wait for them to pass out first. That way you can get your money back. You probably don't want the food...

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    Hey jerry,who's the lady?

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    The worst winter for years has been forecast. Maybe we'll even get back on-topic.

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    Just like a stopped clock. Absolutely accurate twice a day.

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    Ok,i hear that snow is coming in a couple weeks.

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    If you heard all of that through the grapevine, it could be bad news. People say believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.

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    Our Met Office's new supercomputer, which comes online in 2015, will be capable of 16 trillion calculations per second........all of them probably wrong!

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    I spilled hooch on a computer once...and it started printing out stuff...from[1855].

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    Mine prints on parchment. When I open it up, instead of saying 'Welcome', it says 'Verily'....

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    You guys are lucky. My abacus doesn't have a USB port, so I have to go to the library and pay to print something.

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    And the printout will no doubt read : "USB port not recognised".......

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