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Remember that old movie, 'The Day of the Triffids'? Where the plants came from outer space and ate everybody? I just thought of a great idea for a remake where you and your still factor in the end. You wind up processing them into hooch. Unless you already are.
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Shhhhhh jerry,not so loud.
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It's all good. Just like most people prefer not to see their sausage being made, I just as soon don't wanna know what goes into hmmmm hooch during the creative process. So I'll ask no questions of you tell no lies.
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Those Soylent Green Sausages used to taste pretty good.
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I trust the nearest you ever came to actually having that experience was by eating the book.
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At this rate, nobody will want to eat Soylent Green unless they trust it to be made of people certified to be Ebola-free. So I'd hold off on buying shares of stock if I were you.
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THAT'S WHY WE NEED THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR MORE THAN EVER...[it'll kill ebola]THE INNER FORCES OF THIS WONDERFUL TONIC WILL TURN YOUR INSIDES OUT SO QUIK THAT NOTHING WILL EVER HURT YOU...[and you thought that Madusa worked fast?].
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So that's what started the zombie apocalypse. I knew we'd figure it out eventually...
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My best customers,and they buy in bulk.
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I don't hate 'em. If you what you eat, they're a bunch of brainy people so if they say your hooch is the shiznit, then it must be.
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Hey we don't discriminate,they may be a little dead but the cash is alive.
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I worked with zombies on my last job. If you don't think the dead can come to life, you need to stop by and see them at quitting time on Friday.
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You should see em at the bar after some of this wonderful elixur,they just stumble all over the place.
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They serve your hooch at bars? Then why would I need to deal with you to get it? I'll just send the little kid from next door to pick me up a dozen wings and a cask of hooch from the Olde Shooting Gallery Grill & Tavern.
[[Better he goes than me; it's not named 'Olde Shooting Gallery' for nothing...)
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Jerry,the bar i was referring to only serves zombies,you would be out of place...[and luck]if you stumbled in there.
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I'll just carry my Bible and a handful of 'Watchtowers' and they'll avoid me like I had the plague.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...je rry you're my hero.
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I'm glad you feel that way. Why didn't you open the door last week when I came by to witness to you? I see you peeking from behind the sofa as I looked into your window.
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Oh,was that you??i thought it was the feds....[nobody knocks that early in the morning]they've been after me for years..jerry i might have unleashed my untrained[pet peeve]but he was passed out drunk..next time call first...123-h-o-o-c-h.
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Ummm... What's the area code?
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I don't know...i move around alot...pick one.
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My lucky number has always been seven. I play 7-7-7 in the Pick three, 7-7-7-7 in the Pick Four, and 7-7-7-7-7 in the Pick Five. I'm waiting for them to come up with a Pick Seven.
Anyways, as soon as I hit a few of these numbers, I'll have your cash.
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Gee jerry,i don't know if i'll live that long.
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Are the odds against 7-7-7-7-7 greater than any other five specified numbers coming up?
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The odds are exactly the same.
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Ohhhh,i get it now,it's about odd,then heck i'm a winner,pay me.
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Wow. Sometimes you are odd, amigo. And with the disability laws in the USA, I'm pretty sure the government will pay you something for that. Call the Law Offices of Ambu Lanschacer, Esq. and see if he can help you out.
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The odds on him getting paid out are evens........my head hurts......
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I got paid for that already,i'm on to bigger things.
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Try your National Debt.....
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We will pay that as soon as we can print enough yen.
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Will that ever be possible?
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We borrowed more money to buy the extra printers last week.
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That will mean one printer for every single person....
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Well, if by 'printers' you mean 'full sized four-colored offset production presses', then I'm inclined to agree with you.
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It was created by Little Lord Fontleroy, a veritable legend in the printing industry.
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Aided by his devoted personal secretary, Miss Print - who, like you, couldn't spell his name correctly :)