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This could turn out to be a train wreck......
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The points of no return.....
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The tracks of our tears...
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I've frequently danced with tears in my eyes. The poppers that other dancers were using to give themselves a buzz..... and the dry ice wafting around.....
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...people standing on your feet...not being able to get back up after an ill-judged backflip...
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Descending a staircase and complete missing the last two steps, due entirely to an overwhelming vanity which won't permit the wearing of glasses....
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Or wearing too high heels & your ankle give way!!
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Usually while carrying a drink or food, which then shoots over the nearest person.....
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They told me I should have used a tray. Didn't they realise I already had enough to carry?
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Yes, but you were supposed to carry the tray with your hands.
Carrying it on your head was just asking for trouble.
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Are you really Carmen Miranda 144man???
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I-I-I-I-I-I like you very much, moe.
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He's getting fruity with you, moe....
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Have an Apple or a banana 144man.....
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That went over my head moe.
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"That came right over my head" - Sir Isaac Newton
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Not my favourite biscuit.
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I checked them out, as I don't think I've ever heard of them....let alone eat one.
You like them, Moe?
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Not at all! Give me the shortbread anytime! But, I did have a humorous interaction in Westminster Abbey about old Isaac!!!
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When I see you, I will give you shortbread.
Well, go on then. What was the 'humorous interaction'......?
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We were in Westminster Abbey. I couldn't find Sir Isaac Newton's resting place so we went to the front desk. I said to the woman: "I missed Sir Isaac Newtion." She replied: "he missed you, too." We both started laughing!!!
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Sounds like my sort of lady. If I leave before you, and you come over on a holiday and visit my last resting place, I hope you meet someone just like that...
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I don't think you're treating Isaac Newton with enough gravity.
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As least I know where he is.........and not floating in space!!!
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Yes, by Newton's First Law of Motion, he should remain at rest.
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At least some of our remains must one day be at rest.
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I make no bones about it.
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I'm being buried. Perhaps then I'll have some peace and quiet.
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How did the phrase "rest in peace" originate? I'm not sure that's what I want to do.
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Purgatory or worse has a special kind of attraction?
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You might want to stay in Limbo...........how low can you go??
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How low do you want me to go?
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As low as you can, but while still on your feet.
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And wait....................and wait....................
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The Limbo doesn't work so well, when you need someone to help you straighten up.
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There's a cloud in the sky that looks just like a woolly sheep.