I think you should set yourself up as 'An Expert'.
They are often quoted in the news, so that should give you a nice media profile.....
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I think you should set yourself up as 'An Expert'.
They are often quoted in the news, so that should give you a nice media profile.....
They're referred to as 'consultants' on this side. And if you want to earn a name, you'll find out the majority opinion and then publicize the most ridiculously hyperbolic claim to the contrary. Seems to work for many.
I think you do have 'experts' there, too. I often read US literature which mentions 'media experts' or 'industry experts'...and think, "oh yes...?. Name names, and let me decide"
It only works when someone else feels that what 'they' are saying, has any merit.
And, of course, vice versa.....some will say of another "They're so patronising!", but we are patronised only if we feel ourselves to be...
I GOT A NICE PEICE OF BOTTOM LAND FOR SOME LUCKY SOUL REAL CHEAP[hehe]AND DON'T WORRY I SELL FLOOD INSURANCE TOO.
If it's in the basement, it's near the water....
What about sinkholes?
I'd use a sinkplug.
I'm pretty sure 'sinkhole' describes his ambitions for any soul unfortunate enough to invest...
..as in, bottomless pit. Give 'til it hurts. And it will....
A natural for working in government, it must be said....
One hand on the Bible and the other will be in your pocket. Games people play.
Some have their hand out, some have their hand in....
Like leeches, sucking the life essence from their hosts. Once the money driees up, it's off to fresh, plumper hosts.
"My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people : those who do the work, and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition there" - Indira Gandhi
Reminiscent of the saw that "those who can play will play while those can't will coach". Many more coaches in the world than players in my opinion.
Most of those coaches were once players, a very long time ago...or aspired to be, but never made it...?
WHO NEEDS A LITTLE LAND,HEY JERRY I GOT A NICE LITTLE VACATION SPOT FOR YOU MY FRIEND NOW IT GETS A LITTLE WARM IN THE SUMMER..[WELL ACTUALLY ALL YEAR ROUND] BUT DON'T WORRY I'M THROWING IN A NICE ELECTRIC FAN FOR ONLY A HUNDRED DOLLARS AND A ROADMAP CAUSE IT'S KINDA AROUND IN BACK OF DEATH VALLEY,BUT REAL QUIET AND IT'S GOT A NICE OASIS A REAL STEAL...[I otta know]GET BACK TO ME BUT HURRY IT WON'T LAST LONG.
...due to subsidence?
Where is jerry he's gonna lose out these plots are going like hotcakes.
I'm here, Cowboy. I just closed a deal on a bridge in Brooklyn that I understand might be a cash cow. I have a hundred dollars now, but I'll trade my bridge for your land. Have your guy call my guy if that's acceptable.
R&B, how do you think your suckers, er clients, are going to react when they find out that the land you sold them when under the influence of hooch is on the Moon?
If they're willing to be clients of Arr&bee, then they'd need to be from Mars in the first place...so it could prove a shrewd selling point. They may all be looking for second homes, reached via a space shuttle.
Let the buyer beware...
And the seller too, if the customer looks like a Martian.
Having never seen a Martian, I'm starting to wonder if I actually won the bid for that nuclear submarine on eBay... I may have just thrown away $48.32.
A lot of eBay customers with high hopes for their purchases, have seen their hopes sink without trace.
Are you suggesting that if it looks too good to be true, then stop looking so hard?
HEY,HEY MY FRIENDS WHO NEEDS E-BAY WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE WITH BARGAINS GALORE,ANYTHING THEY CAN GET I CAN GET CHEAPER...[WITH ONLY A 200%MARKUP]SO DON'T LOOK OVERTHERE LOOK OVER HERE AT YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL TRUSTWORTHY HONEST ALWAYS IN YOUR CORNER OPEN 48HRS A DAY SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS-OPEN-CHRISTMAS-EASTER-YOM-KIPPER[I sold him a honica last week]HOLLOWEEN,I'M ALWAYS HERE WITH BARGAINS.
Nice to know you're here for us, Mr Haney.
He once sold an Eskimo an ice maker for two seal skins and a pint of blubber.
I wonder who then bought the two seal skins and the pint of blubber....
Nobody. Rumor has it that those are two of the main ingredients in the new version of hooch that'll be on the streets [[or the internet) at the beginning of next year. Nobody knows because the government will neither confirm or reject that the wonderful elixur is real.
Just like they won't confirm that any of their other major problems are real....but the CIA are holding a man for questioning....
A friend of mine told me something about that. He works in national security and said that "I can't tell you much, but we had 'our Aunt Bea' in custody. We went to interrogate him but he seems to have escaped." To my knowledge, my friend and I don't share an aunt though...
My friend was concerned because the interrogation was being conducted on the International Space Station.
Some of the people in Ground Control are extremely spaced out.....
Hooch'll do that. So, he covered his bases well.
Clever...
He was well trained by the Moonies.
He subverted an offshoot of the Moonies that call themselves the Hoochies.
Many followers, but none of whom can walk a straight line.
Or touch their noses with the tips of their fingers while their eyes are closed.
Haaaaaaaaaa,well there you have it,they're fakes because if you have one drop of this wonderful elixur you won't be able to feel your nose or fingertips for six months...i'll sue those frauds.