LMAO tamla617!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO tamla617!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I was going down the stairs
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away.....
.....it seems he had nothing to say.....................
Shel Silverstein? Or it sounds like something from The Man Who Sang The Sillies by John Ciardi, 1961. One of the few books I have left from when I was young. My daughter had all the Shel Silverstein books - I know I've heard that somewhere before.
Oldies
FRIENDS ROMANS,LEND ME YOUR EARS[I MISSPLACED MINE]AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN...ON SECOND THOUGHT LEND ME SOME MONEY AND KEEP YOUR EARS [Jai you're hopeless]AND I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY!!
destruction
i met him too,we're being stalked.
i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
That could be the latest fashion accessory.Quote:
Originally Posted by tamla617
costs an arm and a leg,rats that means i'd have to give my right leg to be able to use both feet at football
This just in,scientist have discovered that two feet equal ten toes...it's being reported that folks the world over are counting thier toes,film at eleven!!
and three feet?......................is a tripod
its got the film camera on it
If i may be serious for a moment-ok that's enought of that!
This just in...scientist have confirmed that if you stand up and look...your feet can be seen...but if you stand on your hands then your feet will look down on you,how do scientist figure this stuff out??
Like JB: I'm just Talking Loudly About Nothing......
moe i'm proud of you keep up the nothiness!Quote:
Originally Posted by moe
What kind of world do we live in where people have something to say,where are the poor souls with nothing to say come my brothers and sisters to this wonderous place and say nothing!!
womens feet are smaller,its evolutionary,so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
scientists' have discovered the ingredient that curbs sex drive in women.its called wedding cake
wow how did they fit all those women and thier sex drive into that cake???Quote:
Originally Posted by tamla617
no idea! but i changed a few letters and words [[loads really!)so it reads better!
But the way women drive they probobly just drove right on in,sex drive and all!!
As long as they didn't put it into reverse......but what do I know? I know nothing!! [[Oh wait, didn't Shultz say that from Hogan's Heroes?)
Hey what's happenin,nothing ok.
well,i dont think my wife likes me very much,when i had a heart attack she posted a letter for an ambulance
i married miss right,............................i didnt realise that her 1st name was always
i saw 6 men punching and kicking my mother in law,my neighbor said "arent you going to help"i said "no,six should be enough"
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.........
i was going to drown my troubles.
but my wife wont go swimming with me.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..now that's a happy marraige..haaaaaaaaa!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tamla617
i just came from psharks cancelled thread............he's lying i just posted on it
if you get bored in here or dont believe me go in and have look.
how many men does it take to open a beer?
none,it should already be open when she brings it to you
Hey tamla,i was just over at his place and all he's got is a jar of alcohol by the door,imagine that a jar with something actually in it that would never go over here,too much of nothing going on,riddle me this...if nothing is going on then how can anything come out of it since nothing went into it a'int nothing fun but is it really fun when it's nothing but you can have fun doing nothing...hey that's what we do over here,oh that jar by the door has nothing in it..it's a jar of nothing!!!
is it alchahol free lager?
i hope it's free cause i aint payin for it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tamla617
they cant give it away.who wants fun free?
now sugar free was brilliant
is this a first?we've got a double thread going on.
It's a spinoff,i think we need an agent!
i'll do it for 10% of nothing [[before you say it!!)
Better check with juice first,this is his baby and he may want nothing to do with it you don't want to go to court with this because the media will try and turn this into something and ruin a good thing,we wanna keep nothing all to ourselves but10% of nothing sounds good to me!
where do i sign?
on the blank page!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tamla617