I thought he let em go because the daycare center was closed.
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I thought he let em go because the daycare center was closed.
Well, that and the fact that FMLA became a law in Egypt. Nobody showed up for work.
I heard he tried to make em go to school on[yom kipper]but yom sued him all the way to the supremes court where justices-ross-wilson-ballard-birdsong told him to[run run run]on outa there.
Or to "Stop!, in the name of love", although three extra voices gave extra weight to that verdict.
But will they be fed in a reasonable manna?
Heaven only knows.....
...And Heaven will reveal the answer after we return following this word from our sponsors...
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Well, I ain't gonna wake y'all up. Enjoy your rest, fellers.
Rest???i'm always awake[deals to be made]the compitition is outthere and i won't be oversold.
And can you tell our viewers where they may go to see these wonderful deals?
OF COURSE,GO DOWN TO THE HOOD WAY DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE SOME TRUCKS PARKED NEAR THE BACK OF A WAREHOUSE[don't ask any questions]AND COME AFTER DARK AND WEAR SHADES..[and if you got a fake beard that would be good too]OH AND BRING CASH,LOTS OF CASH OH AND YOU MIGHT WANNA WEAR SNEAKERS..[cause you may have to do some running].
Once I can round up Patti LaBelle and her people, we'll be on my way. They're just the sort of lovely folks I'd want right next to me if things got tricky.
Patti LaBelle?! If only you knew...
I do, Jerry.
Oh, I do.....:)
Patti was always one of the most tasteful artists. I think she used to baste herself in Lady Marmalade before going into the oven.
They can take care of themselves all right, but if there's someone around to look out for them, it helps the old birds just keep strutting....
"Old birds"? Why did that make me laugh? T'would seem that the 'old' takes all of the flattery out of being considered a 'bird', would it not? :rolleyes:
I'm not sure if it translates exactly from UK to US, but those of us of a certain age sometimes refer to ourselves as 'old boys' or 'old girls' - with variations, such as 'old geezers' and 'old birds'.
Re: the latter, there are also 'spring chickens' and then there are 'old boilers'.....
You two need some[old]hooch.
"Bird" is analogous with "chick", which is either a flattering reference to a young woman or an insult, depending on to whom it references.
Curiously, "hoochie" is pretty much always used as a pejorative, so I'm sure calling someone an "old hooch" is sure to result in a slap...
Nothing wrong with old hooch,i have a three hundred year old bottle around here somewhere.
Old bottles with new hooch? Hope you washed it before you refilled it.
He'll charge you extra for the vintage look.
I think I'm going to pass on the next round of drinks...
I'm sure the water I just drank had already been passed by innumerable people.
Grossness. Thanks for that 'thought of the day'.
You see,that's why i don't drink....water,oh and for the record the hooch and the bottle is 300yrs old.
I'll need you to send me a case to verify for accuracy. My lab can authenticate the age of hooch with as little as two fluid ounces. The sooner you send it, the sooner I can provide you with a Boozer Magazine Pick of the Month article.
Um jerry i don't think you want to go testing the verility of hooch,you remember the...chernobol meltdown,i can't say too much but let's just say that hooch was in the building,hooch and labs=bad endings.
This hooch could make radioactive material seem no worse than the mildest skin irritation.
One sip of this wonderful 'elixur', and you'll start growing another head....
Let's just say that this wonderful elixur is made from stuff the government doesn't know exist.
Bigfoot.....?
Well legend has it that the creature known as bigfoot was once a famous scientist who drank the wrong formula,was hooch involved who knows???
Bigfoot knows. It's reputed to be there, but no one can verify its existence.
Just like your hooch.....
A little mystery is good,does it exist or doesn't it...where's sherlock holmes when we need him?
He was never there in the first place, either...
I thought he was at 221B Baker Street? Did he move without telling me?