You'll take them for all they possess. Hope you can afford more bills.
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You'll take them for all they possess. Hope you can afford more bills.
For anyone who bought the land on Mars, I can obtain some only slightly damaged canal boats holesale.
If he can turn a profit on them, I'm sure Arr&bee will wholly agree to your offer.
I'm afraid the deal won't be watertight...just like the boats.
They could used to form a very useful artificial reef. I'm sure Arr&bee would be eager to give guided tours.
I'd like to go on one of those tours but I need to work out the financing. What's the exchange rate between American food stamps and Martian currency?
To get it into perspective, the richest Martian is worth about the same as a free coffee on a Starbucks loyalty card.
Well, I can understand that. That's well beyond my tax bracket... When I'm in the mood for Starbucks, I use a paper towel to sop the last bit of coffee from discarded cups until I have enough to squeeze out a cup of my own. It's a good and affordable way to treat myself, although it gets old when people throw cigarette butts into the cups instead of into ash cans.
Times must be really hard in the legal profession if barristers are making coffee now :confused:
I made the mistake of running to a local coffee house after thinking someone said they had 'bare Esthers' serving brew. What a letdown.
I can get you a tour on mars let me check with my people upthere.
This could take him a while.....
He can take his time. I'll be working on a rendition of 'Red Skies [[Shining On Me)' that I'm anticipating will be a big hit when we get there.
Mars is a big market?
I dunno. It's an increasingly smaller candy bar, though.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...s_1415709c.jpg
LOL! Well, it started over here, and with a much smaller market than the US..but it is still a leader here, and maybe it still does well there?
Not so much. Its cousin, the Snickers bar has far exceeded its popularity. I'm pretty certain that Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and M&Ms Ifound up the dominating trinity of popular sugared poison in the US. 'm not sure the last time I saw a Mars bar on the store shelf, but I have to believe it's there.
A little homework....
The UK version of Mars Bar [[the original) is, and always was, different from the US version. It is more like your 'Milky Way' [[in turn, our 'Milky Way' is more similar to your '3 Musketeeers')
The US Mars Bar was discontinued in 2002, and replaced by Snickers Almond. It was revived in 2010 and was/is exclusively sold by WalMart.
Our Snickers bars were called ' Marathon' until 1990.
I think I need a drink after all of that knowledge in such a short period of time... I'm going to remember all of that and share it at the next family gathering to see who gives me the evil eye.
If your family all regard candy/chocolate bars as 'popular sugared poison', then save your breath and simply hand some round. That should really do it for you....
It's certainly making me snicker.
If not sicker...:)
I've not compared mass market UK milk chocolate with the equivalent US version, although it seems the US offer may be sweeter.
If it's chocolate in a bar, then plain with a high cocoa content is best for me, every time.
More like brown-tinted high fructose corn syrup covering genetically modified peanuts held together in caramel-colored sweetened partially-hydrogenated vegetable oil. I'm not sure how much 'chocolate' is actually in them anymore...
It should tell you on the packet, which I highly recommend you keep. It could come in handy for the coroner's report.
Sad that we require safety data sheets for much of the food that is available the days.
It's very helpful for people who may suffer a serious reaction from certain ingredients.
For the rest of us, it's a case of whether each of the ingredients is considered fashionably good for us, or fashionably bad.
Chocolates from the USA must be healthier since they don't contain E-numbers.
It would seem that Canada, if not USA also, may generally have higher chocolate standards than UK, which requires the use of different classifications for their confectionery.
That's a new one for me... I at least hope that your confections use natural sweeteners instead of chemically modified corn syrup like ours do. There's a science behind how candy is marketed here and that science includes putting the correct ingredients to make sure you can eat a high-caloried, low nutrition snack and still be hungry when you're finished. And it's sad that candy bars are typically much cheaper than an apple or an orange.
Many Americans are literally addicted to candy and soda, as reflected by our swelling waistlines. I'm waiting for candy to be added to the food pyramid one of these days.
It's being mooted here that sugar should carry a tax.
the latest health scare is that sugar is more dangerous than salt.
That makes Sugar Frosties lethal, in comparison to Sea Salt Crisps.....
MY FRIENDS STOP EATING THAT JUNK AND EAT MINE,MADE WITH REAL SUGARCANE AND BARLEY FROM THE BARLEY COWS OF NORHT DAKOTA,NOW IT MIGHT BE A BIT HARD TO DIGEST BUT JUST WASH IT DOWN WITH MY NEWEST PRODUCT..JAI'S SASPERILLA[ONLY 85%SUGAR]NOW YOUR MOUTH MAY GO DRY FOR A DAY OR TWO BUT DON'T WORRY THE FEELING WILL RETURN EVENTUALLY[I think]BUT HURRY THESE PRODUCTS ARE JUMPING OFF THE SHELF..[IT ALL THAT SUGAR]SO GET EM WHILE THEY LAST..[THOSE BARLEY COWS CHARGE BY THE HOUR].
What about molasses supplementation for those barley cows?
I meet with the molassas brothers but they move too slow.
You'd better travel to meet them. They get stuck in traffic with frequency.
They're sticky, but rather sweet....
One day in the hole belonging to the Mole family, Papa Mole wanted a breath of fresh air so he opened the door and popped his head out. "Hmm...," he said. "Something smells like sweet maple syrup."
Mama Mole thought that was odd, so she stuck her head through the door and took a whiff. "No, dear," she told him. "That is most definitely clean and sweet honey."
Baby Mole, being a lover of sweet things was suddenly interested, so he tried to stick his head out of the door to smell it himself. To his dismay, he found that he could not squeeze between his parents to determine what it was. First, his head bumped against his father's butt and then his mother's. He pushed and pushed to no avail before finally giving up and he began to cry.
Mama Mole was concerned and came down to see what was wrong. "It's not fair!", he wailed. "What's not fair, darling?", she asked.
"Daddy smells maple syrup, while you smell honey. And all I get to smell," he continued. "Is Mole asses!"
Ta-dah!! [[very nice, although ' The Wind In The Willows' it ain't.... :))
Actually, that was found on the cutting room floor of one William Shakespeare. His editor thought that it upset the flow of 'MacBeth' and insisted that he remove it. He also suggested that he rewrite the scene wherein Lady MacBeth said 'out damned spot' just as she spanked a dog with a rolled up newspaper for pooping on the floor. By most accounts, both changes were beneficial to the play.