You're really beginning to sound very like Arr&bee. I wonder how much he paid you...or, more likely, simply promised you.
How will you pay me back, if you've no idea what I look like...
No, I'll not be swayed....:rolleyes:
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You're really beginning to sound very like Arr&bee. I wonder how much he paid you...or, more likely, simply promised you.
How will you pay me back, if you've no idea what I look like...
No, I'll not be swayed....:rolleyes:
I always imagined you look like a taller, younger, more charming version of Rex Harrison. As for me, I look like a shorter, fatter, darker version of Danny DeVito.
Money's still staying firmly in my deepest pocket....
[[Rex Harrison! LOLOL)
#SterotypicalAmericanIdealEglishman
The cash moves too slow in this game..on to the next one.
Roulette....?
'Eglishman'? Gotta stop using this Kindle on this site...
And the cash moves quickly in roulette, albeit in one direction.
Perhaps a male Icelander is an Iglooishman?
If I had enough spare money, and the time to give it full attention, I'd not gamble on games like roulette, but perhaps the stock market.
My idea of good money is earning it while I'm asleep......
I'm in the real estate game now gang it's money to be made over here who needs land don't be shy,don't worry that it may be a little swampy i'll have my goons[opps-err-ahem-hehe]grew on it in no time,i got a nice property right in back of a little landfill don't worry the city is gonna move it out soon.
If you think no-one cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments...
Didn't R&B try to sell us a pyramid once?
I Sphinx so.
Tut-tut. He's quite capable of running a great pyramid scheme of you give him a chance.
The word 'Amway' comes to mind.
The pyramid scheme, like chain letters, only works if a number of people allow someone the chance...and, even then, only a few ever have any success. They run out of people to enlist......
And it comes crashing down. I heard that Bernie Madoff with a lot of money in his Ponzi scheme.
[[Play on words; get it? Okay, not funny...)
It was very clever. The only thing missing was a cry of "ole!"
Our a rim shot.
'Ba-dum-tishhh!"
Or possibly, a groooooannnn.....
Or the angry tossing of cabbage onto the stage, a la "Young Frankenstein"...
If it were me, I would rather they threw banknotes.
HAHAHA YOU GUYS GOT ME ALL WRONG THIS IS LEGIT,I'M A BUISINESS MAN AND I GOT DEALS ALL KINDS OF GREAT LAND,HEY WEST I GOT A LITTLE PLACE DOWN BY LOCH NESS YOU CAN GET IT CHEAP...[nobody has seen that monster in years so don't worry]YOU CAN GET IT FOR A STEAL...[I did].
I already did get it cheap and for a steal, years ago. I just hope it's not the same little place as yours!
[[PS. There is no Loch Ness Monster. It's me, floating under water on a long plastic tube, with a periscope. Made a fortune with the postcards, selling to lots of fans. I'm worried, as my agent says they'll soon start asking me to show up and sign the postcards in person...)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey west that was you?...um i hate to tell you this but i kinda own that property nut i tell ya what,you keep playing the monster and i'll let you stay of course you gotta pay rent.
Rent? I'm looking for substantial appearance fees..plua a good deal for the residuals.
Umm i'm afraid i got dibs on those too oh and have the monster suit back by friday i got a sale on it unless you wanna but it make me an offer.
The monster suit is rented from elsewhere. Same place as the costume when I acted as the body double in 'Jaws'.
Yes i know about else where[i just bought it]now about that suit???
I think the suit is gone. It was eaten by a Monster.
Umm that's not funny,i already sold that suit and i don't give refunds..[well gotta run].
Best you do. That Monster is not at all happy with you....
No and neither are the chumps-opps-err-ahem-hehe..the customers i sold it to...gotta run i hear sirens...toot ta lou.
I might be able to buy that land, arr& bee! My neighbor fell asleep drunk on his porch and his grip eased on his welfare check. I made a quick copy of it and should be able to mail it to you on Monday morning. You'll have to cash it before he goes to do it himself at the liquor store. I'll need an answer soon.
Be very careful. None of the Scottish Referendum voters at the Loch Ness Polling Station have ever been seen again. A ballot box has been seen floating in the water.
Brittania still rules the waves, thank God....
I get sea sick rather easily. If we're going to Loch Lomond, you take the high road and I'll take the low road.
Or vice versa.
Especially if there's a diversion sign....
In the movie, the sign diverts you to Loch Ness...
On SDF forum, the sign diverts you from #3835 to #3833. Cue creepy music....
Creepy music?! Please don't tell me the Soulful Detroit soundtrack will be mostly disco...
HEY JERRY GET THAT CHECK AND I'LL HAVE ONE OF MY CROOKS-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..COMRADS CASH IT AND THE PLACE IS YOURS,I'LL HAVE MY LAWYER..[as soon as he gets his lisence back]DRAW UP THE PAPERS.