Moe,a bowl of beans from greasy grady's and you may not be around long enough to worry!!!
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Moe,a bowl of beans from greasy grady's and you may not be around long enough to worry!!!
You haven't lived until you've tried Greasy Grady's Really Unique Navy [[bean) Soup. Yep, get a case of the RUNS from Greasy Grady and you may not live after it, either.
Of course,there is but one antidote...take a small spoonful of this wonderful elixur[it's the only known cure]take it two years before going to greasy grady's.
I'd prefer to spend those two years getting as far away from Greasy Grady's as it is possible to get.:[[
Well i hope that you don't come to da hood,because the aroma is what gets em every time smells like the best food in the world,like the[cocanut cake]looks so good until you realize that the cocanuts are looking back at you.
Hmmm... According to the Physicians Desk Reference, that wonderful elixur protects against Greasy Grady's RUNS because your lucky to have a stomach after drinking a pint of it.
If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger. Old Mother Nature is tough.
True. But I'm pretty sure it'll kill you. If you're smart, you'll chase the RUNS with this wonderful elixur [[or vice versa). They balance each other out.
Well remember i at least issue a warning those stupid enough..opps-err-ahem-hehe..those strong enough to drink this wonderful elixur,greasy grady has no such warning, oh and his delivery truck is a herst.
I guess your first clue should be the fact that his receipts all have a waiver of responsibility printed on the back. It's like when you go to a baseball game and you have to know and expect a foul ball might give you a concussion. With Greasy Grady, you need to know that he will not pay to clean your underwear or repair your marriage.
Umm jerry those will be the least of your problems....the vultures in front of the place should be a warning,oh an that old skinny guy who always sits in the back and never seems to move..might wanna take a closer look and that sign that reads...made with real rigor..that ain't an italian dressing ya dig,and have you ever seen sacks of potatoes that move...hmmmmm?????
Yah. And those vultures might account for how Greasy Grady can advertise having 'the biggest wings in town". Just two of those suckers will fill up a family of nine.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...jerry you got it...hey west greasy got a special on...fish an chips..but i might want to warn you those fish have six inch fangs,but if you survive greasy will serve the next meal on a clean plate...what a guy!!
Ask him if he serves whale meat steaks.
If he does, then ask him if I can have the head, for my cat.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west i hope you don't bring that cat to da hood.
I shall. I've seen the size of your rats and mice.....
Well they're kind of rare in da hood, greasy grady uses em to shall we say,to liven up his fresh cooked greens....and that cat of yours will be on the menu too if he ever brings his nine lives anywhere near greasy grady's fine establishment..greasy will cook all nine of em and charge you for each one.
My cat is large, and goes for the throat.
Greasy Grady could suddenly find himself on safari, without a trusty guide.....
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west my good fellow,your[large cat]would stand about as much chance as a snowball in the sahara, once the circus passed through da hood and a lion escaped well all we know is greasy started wearing this new fur coat as for the lion........???? Keep the kitty at home.
One bite of Greasy Grady and your cat will need a prescription for statins. The man has more cholesterol than a bowl of chittlins dipped in egg yolks and deep fried in lard.
School em jerry,school em.
Whoops... Just saw that Greasy Grady might have to file bankruptcy. It appears Littlebits showed up last week for his 'all you can eat buffet' and hasn't left yet.
Hey jerry i know that greasy's food can mess you up,but the last time i saw littlebits she was still a girl, but a big one.
Yeah, she married that cat Bigfoot who used to live out in the country. She nagged him into a quick divorce though after making him shave and renaming him 'Narrow Ass'. Dude almost drank himself into extinction. No wonder most think he's a myth, he's afraid of being seen in public for fear that she'll hit him up for alimony.
Oh so that's the dude who sits in the back by the door,with the big hat pulled down,ahhh so that explains the big hairy feet,i just thought it was greasy's cookin.
That's him. But eating Greasy Grady's food makes you lose your hair, not grow it.
Greasy grady don't play,jerry see if you can catch up with[big duufuss]before he leaves to meet west and moe at the airport[they're in hiding]duufuss ain't gonna be happy and neither will grady it's his anniversary and he invited west and moe to the celebration and he's baking one of his infamous[coconut cakes]you know the ones with the moving coconuts...[i didn't have the heart to tell west about the[dancing pigs's feet]that greasy is cooking up just for them[how does he keep those feet on the plate????]oh well i hope they have a good hiding place.
Are you sure those are pigs' feet? I didn't know that pigs had four toes.
Jerry i don't wanna know,legend has it that a customer once insulted the taste of those things and one of em dropkicked him out the front door.
I remember that. The newspaper asked him if he knew what happened and he told them he was clueless about it. When they asked him to describe it, his response was "it beats me".
Yeah, greasy coined the phase...food with a kick.
Hey west...where you at i made it back in one peice[i think]...there are a couple of sandwiches here but there moving in circles,i tried to hit em with a stick but they snatched it and took a swing at me.
Hey west,word outta da hood is that greasy is on his way over there to see[hm]he heard about[mums]birthday and wants to bake her one of his infamous[coconut]cakes...i also heard that the british secret service-the royale navy-her majesty's special palace guard-the british marines,as well as the-cia-fbi-bbc-pta-wmca-wwe-canadian mounted police-united auto workers-president of the worldwide bakers association and...martha stewart are all gonna be protecting the shores on the lookout...but greasy is crafty,he'll probobly go around the horn of africa and come in through the back door,so warn[hm]and keep a sharp eye on the rear of the palace.
they shall not pass.
Oh and tell[hm]to keep her shutters closed tight...those coconuts like to peep!!