HAAAAAAAAA,NOPE ALL I GOTTA DO IS ACT NORMAL..[that ain't gonna be easy].
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HAAAAAAAAA,NOPE ALL I GOTTA DO IS ACT NORMAL..[that ain't gonna be easy].
Wear some Groucho glasses and hopefully they won't recognize you. Unless you normally wear them.
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Nah i usually wear a long beard and dark shades and a wide brimed derby and they still find me,maybe a simple look like this might help.
Don't forget to add a raincoat for optimum effect.
Hey good idea,where do i find a raincoat??
Beats me. My brother used to tell me not to indulge in pleasures of the flesh without wearing one and he told me I could get them at the drug store. I bought a box but it looked too small to cover me completely, so I went to the Goodwill store to get one for my honeymoon. I still felt kind of awkward and my wife gave me the weirdest look all night when I insisted on wearing it.
Ok,that kinda falls under..[too much information]but i won't tell.
I know, right? He told me to make sure to flush the raincoat after using it but it keeps plugging up my John... And it's awful expensive to buy raincoats every time the mood is right. Maybe I can just bring an umbrella...
Hey jerry,ever try to flush an umbrella?
That sounds unsafe. I was told to practice safe sex, so I am not wearing anything next time. I'm glad we discussed this...
You'll get my bill in the mail..you know the drill..[1,000% plus postage].
That's cool. Send it to my personal assistant, Helen. Who takes care of these things for me. As I'm always telling people, if you want me to pay a bill, you can go to Helen Waite for it.
Jerry i never worry about your payments...[but stop sending me these mexican pasos]once the fellas in the hood figure out where they come from,my phone is gonna start ringin.
I wanted to send you British pounds but my sister said they went metric. So I'll try to send you a couple of liters instead.
Pounds...??you been talkin to west???
Well, you know dollars are in short supply right now... I have an IOU that my brother gave me if you want it. His boss gave it to him after a customer paid for bootleg cable with it. It's for $19,000.
Tell ya what,as soon as you cash it let me know.
Don't forget my cut.
Everyone's an agent.
At only[75%]off the top.
I don't want to cash it. The guy who issued it has a reputation for paying his debts but he also has a habit of cutting off the hands of those who think he should. I'm thinking that he won't do that to arr& bee if he wears those Groucho glasses from post #2282.
Jerry,you talking about[harvey the hachet]rumour has it that his dear mother owed him and now the poor dear has stumps where her hands used to be.
Yep. I made the mistake of asking her to make pancakes for me when I stayed over there one night. They were only cooked on one side. So sad...
Yep,harvey the hatchet is so mean he once forgot to collect his dough so he cut off one of his own hands,to remind himself.
I remember that. I also remember the concert he gave back in the '90s. After his encore, the MC told the audience to give him a hand and nobody's seen the MC since then.
Hahahahaha...my record lable promoted it..cutthroat records.
I've got a couple of your singles. I also have the receipts, so can I get my money back?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,JERRY YOU'RE CLICKIN TODAY...MONEY BACK..[I'd cut off both my hands before I'd give money back]...MONEY BACK..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..JERRY I'M ON THE FLOOR..MONEY BACK FROM ME OF ALL PEOPLE..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Money back[spasms of laughter]oh i can't control it..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..this is it jerry you got me,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So, is that a 'no'? I just want to make sure before I play them again and risk scratching one of them.
Jerry,those are classics and will be worth pennies one day.
You're right. I was listening to that one by Little Big Foot yesterday. I thought the bass was tight but my brother told me it was actually Little Big Foot burping into the microphone.
Jerry hold em another[20-30]minutes and you could get[00.3]for the lot,offers are coming in as we speak.
We'll see. I'm being harassed by eBay for some previous 'misunderstanding' that impacted their stock prices do I can't sell them there.
Jerry,why do you bother with that jive[ebay]when i got crim-opps-err-ahem-hehe..cronies just waiting to take-opps-err-ahem-hehe..tackle your problem.
Hmmm... I might need to check a few references.
Ummm,gulp...references?????well you see i'm not too good with references,my word is my bond,jerry,jerry you can trust me.
I trust you with my life, my friend. But we're talking about money here...
I see your point...life is worthless,but cash on the other hand.
Life is of infinite value because everybody is unique.