No, he and his friends were downright rude. I saw them at a beach party, and they had taken off their trunks.
Oh, that's just something you herd :)
Howdah put up with that sort of pun?
I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica.
It's music on the streets!!
Busking in the sunshine:)
Wanna give it a go??
Hayfever is predicted to be the worst for 50 years, which means I won't be able to play my noseflute.
Don't let that stop you from performing a soft, a-choo, a-shuffle. They'll love it in the mall....
Just don't pick it..............:[[
Absolutely. Strumming a ukelele is much more likely to please the crowds....
Can't be complete without a grass skirt!!
That would play havoc with 144man's hayfever....
I shall have my shears with me.
Astroturf bears a remarkable resemblance to grass......
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD LET THE FORUM KNOW THAT NO ELEPHANTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS INFORMERCIAL....[we don't need any complaints from the elephants union]!!
And those elephants remember everything!
Especially those Italian elephants!!
Ah,moe, then you must be remembering the time you were serenaded by one, in a gondola....
Yes, couldn't sing and we really didn't go anywhere.............downhill from there.
Oh well, that's life. I bet the scenery was great.
Just like a moving camera, westgrand.....
Are we talking Keystone Cops here, moe?
Moe being serenaded by an Italian elephant in a gondola is a memory that one would never forget.
The memory of it keeps the elephant awake at nights.
It seemed such a good idea at the time....
Can elephants swim? I can't imagine an elephant in a life-jacket.
A lifeboat drill could be tricky but, if they can't swim, they do possess a particularly effective snorkel.
Did you see the Nike elephant shoe?
I have now! I wonder if they come in black patent leather....
How did the elephant tie the laces up?
They work in pairs.
They'd have to be careful so they don't get a knot in their trunks.
If they bow low, they could tie them in a low bow.....
How low can you two go?
You'll have to ask 144man, but you will hear the story from me in my forthcoming autobiography....:)
Can I write your autobiography?
Of course you can, westgrandboulevard......
Drat! You've just given it away that we're the same person.
Well, I've suspected for a long time that several members here on SDF are really the same person!
...like Marv2 and Jobeterob?