I think he was jealous. His loss, I guess.
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I think he was jealous. His loss, I guess.
'Moving forward', it shouldn't be too much of a challenge to come out ahead of people in their nineties....
Nineties?! Too young for me. I'm joining a centenarian league.
Good idea. That gives you at least a forty year projection, to make your way up through the ranks.
And it also permits me to take out life insurance for my mates with a greater possibility for rapid payout.
I suspect the cost of the insurance will be extremely high. Might be more cost-effective to bet against them NOT to die within a certain timescale.....
I'm pretty sure arr&bee can find me a good rate at {...1200% OVER INVOICE}
His prices denote him as someone from {a higher tax bracket}.
Jerry i'm on it as we speak,i spoke with mr.itty bitty and he will reinstate you but you gotta play on your knees...some silly rule about no player being less that six feet below the bottom of the nets...oh and those nikes youwear are against the rule only pf flyers,i told em we'de get back to em.
The only way you'll ever get back to them, is to crawl......
MY GOOD MAN MY CLIENTS NEVER CRAWL...[we might beg]BUT NEVER CRAWL.
I'm not crawling. I had a stomach ache and doubled over once. Those little bastards beat me nearly to a pulp. I assumed it was my initiation into the gang but when the knives came out, I straightened up and stood on phone book to get out of their reach. I almost didn't go back to the team after that episode but I figured the fellas needed me...
I think they were gonna carve you a new logo.
They took my Air Jordans and swore that when they finished, they'd leave me as Ground Chuck. Who's Chuck?
I learned that[ground chuck]was once thier leading scorer but he grew two centimeters and they cut him...they called him ground chuck because he couldn't jump off the ground.
Oh. That makes sense now. My vertical leap is .43 inches. They were going to try to hurt me to keep me from making the weekly highlight reel for Sports Center.
They don't sound like very good sports.
I called them 'good shorts' and they threatened to key my car.
Was that a first?
Being threatened by a mob of Lilliputions? Yes. But it wouldn't be the last...
I meant having someone threaten to key your car....
It was the first since I stopped borrowing money from women who thought that I was interested in a romantic relationship.
There are a lot of desperate people out there...
A lot of people possessing keys, as well...
With just as many, if not more, also possessing plastic cards. Money always helps.
Especially when you can spend today and worry about how to pay for it tomorrow.
...hoping that tomorrow never comes.
I'm going to hit the lottery tomorrow, so I hope it comes then...
Best of luck. Will you have to wade through snow to get your ticket or has it gone now?
Hit the lottery..yipee we're rich..opps err-ahem-hehe..you're rich my favorite client of all time,[and one who's gonna pay in cash]...ka-ching!!!
I didn't win, I don't know what happened... And we only got an inch or so of snow, unlike Buffalo [[240 miles away) which was blessed with six feet last week.
You didn't win...not good,i have no knowledge of any and all conversations with this person...i'll draw up a writ of..amnesia disrememberance.
Cool. And since I'm not there to sign it, put a squiggly line with a dot over the second squiggle on it for me. That's my signature.
Jerry you're tryin to squiggle out on me,i'll draw up a writ of no escapus now payus.
I'll pay. I will absolutely make sure I send it to the address for you that I have on file.
As soon as I find my file...
Just go down in da hood and ask for shady sam..[he'll be the one with the shades on].
I know him! He was known as Slim Sam until he ate too many chittlins on New Year's Day. I told that boy to take it easy...
Now goes by the name of Dead Fred, I guess.....
All of us will one day...
And that reminds me. Just what was it I wanted to do with my life, before that happens...:confused: