If we were sat side by side, I'd be likely to actually say very little.
Mind you, when in the mood, if I start talking, I never stop.....:rolleyes:
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If we were sat side by side, I'd be likely to actually say very little.
Mind you, when in the mood, if I start talking, I never stop.....:rolleyes:
Ahem...if you two are through i'm trying to conduct some business,now west you were about to order some fine almost imitation wilted wool sweaters one size fits all,and for you west and i don't do this for everybody..i'm gonna let you have em at only 250% above factory invoice plus shipping..and they say that honesty is dead.
You can't pull imitation wool over my eyes. Honesty is not dead, merely stunned from time to time.
I have some swamp land I want to sell you, R&B......
My dear moe,i've come across a lovely almost imitation mood ring[that's still in the mood]as soon as i stole-opps-err-ahem-hehe..saw it i thought of you,and i'm gonna let you have it for only 175%above factory invoice..no need to thank me what are friends for.
I can't afford to buy anything because...
Papa was a rolling stone.
Wherever he laid his hat was his home,
And when he died
All he ever left me was A LOAN.
I'm not in the mood, R&B, but thanks............
That's all we need. Moody items for sale, and moody customers.
What's a mood ring?
It means when you're sad, your mobile phone cries when someone is calling you.
And, when you're happy, it laughs maniacally when someone is calling you.
Shouldn't that be on the "Just A Chime" thread?
Yes, of course - I knew something about it rang a bell.....
Some bells here need fine tuning..........
One less bell to answer...
Ok moe if you're not in the mood then you need a pick me up and i'm selling those too when do you wann pick it up so it can pick you up...and because it's you moe only..275%above factory invoice.
Such a deal, R&B!!!!!!!!!!
I think my bells have been rung enough!!
..and are starting to lose their a-peal.....
Where are you, 144man to chime right in???:rolleyes:
144man has better things to do than endure the bombardment of Arr&bee's price offers....:rolleyes:
Then you take over listening to all of R&B's offers while westgrand and myself take 10........20..........30 or more. Just let us know when you get tired, too & then you could join us!;)
Gang,these bargains have been created for you my friends,i know i'm losing some profits but you all deserve the best second hand imitation pickups money can buy and as long as you got money in hand it's my duty to get it from your hand to mine...at only 999%above factory invoice.
Come on up. The price is wrong......
Do R&B's bargains have a warranty?
Only for his arrest.
That's guaranteed.
From hard sell, to hard cell.
Caveat emptor.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
That's why I offered him the swamp land!!
Could be useful as a last resting place...or to hide Hooch from prying eyes....
And with the alligators as guards [[in the swamp) who would dare to cross??
Arr&bee, dressed as 'Captain Hook'.....
And look what happened to him.
:):):):):)
WARRENTY????WHAT YOU ALL DON'T TRUST ME[I'M HURT]I'VE MARKED UP MY PRICES JUST FOR YOU AND YOU WANT A WARRENTY,I STAND BEHIND ALL MY PRODUCTS[how far behind is anybodys guess,hehe]NOW MY FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST LIKE FAMILY...AND AT ONLY 500%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE.
Your small print is so small it can only be read with a microscope.
NOW 144MAN,DO WE NEED SMALLPRINT ?OF COURSE NOT..[do you know how much small print cost]WHY 144MAN YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STEPBROTHER AND IF I GOT IT YOU CAN GET IT...FOR ONLY-1000%ABOVE FACTORY INVOICE..PLUS SHIPPING.
I'm going to need some Nerds' Glasses first so I can see the dotted line to sign on.
Sign anywhere you like as long as you got cash.nice green big bills.