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You left out a decimal point in 979%. My lawyer states that it should be .979%. Oh, and I just figured out a great way to stretch it out for two more movies. Can you contact a few of your... associates... and have them 'pick up' a few extra reels of film over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend? I'm pretty sure the only person at the film store will be a sleepy old guard who is overstuffed from eating too many chittlins from Thursday's dinner. Should be a piece of cake as long as they're quiet. Tell 'em not to worry, I have an account [[unless they get caught, in which case I will delete this post). This is going to be a huge thing. We can make dozens off of this deal.
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE,IF YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THESE SLEEZY-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..SPLENDED IDEAS I'M GONNA HAVE TO OFFER YOU A ONE-FORTH OF A ONEHUNDREDTH OF A HALF PERCENTAGE POINT MINUS[5000%]FINDERS FEE,AND MAKE YOU A PARTNER...[silent of course ,and as a partner you will have one one millenth of a vote every ten lunar years or when pigs fly whichever comes first]JERRY YOU HAVE A FUTURE HERE IN DA HOOD,AND AS LONG AS I'M RUNNING THINGS YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SUCH UNIMPORTANT NONSENSE AS...A SAY SO IN ANYTHING..YOUR NAME EVER APPEARING NEXT TO MINE...JERRY YOU'RE A GENIOUS,AND SMART TOO!!!
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I am a heavy thinker. I once broke a finger while scratching my head.
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And I'm glad I have my super agent Mr. Westgrand, ESQ. Who looks out for me!
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I do, Moe.
I certainly do, and it is no trouble at all. :D
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MS.MOE[SUPERSTAR]I'M SENDING OVER A SWATCH OF FABRICS FOR YOU TO LOOK OVER FOR YOUR[SUPERSTAR]APPEARANCE IN MY LATEST AND GREATEST POLAROID CLASSIC...[to be named later]THE THUMP YOU HEAR OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR IS JUST THE DELIVERY BUZZARD DROPPING THEM OFF,I'VE HIRED THAT HOT NEW FASHION IDIOT-OPPS ERR-AHEM-HEHE..FASHION ICON..[formerly ex con but he was framed] THE FABULOUS MR.HOLESINBACK,HE HAS SOME GRAND IDEAS[I hope]FOR YOUR WARDROBE,HIS WORK WITH[CHEESECLOTH]IS LEGENDARY AND WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT HE DOES WITH CORDEROY AND NYLON AND HIS[CARDBORDE FAKEFUR]IMITATION GENUINE FAKE PLEATHER EVENING GOWN WITH MATCHING PAPERSOLE PUMPS ARE TO DIE FOR...WELL I KNOW YOU CAN HARDLY WAIT SO I'LL HAVE WEST GET WITH HIM BEFORE HE GETS LOCKED UP AGAIN..OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..BEFORE SOMEONE LOCKS HIM INTO A FASHION SHOW....YOU MAY NOT RECOVER FROM THIS ONE,LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ON THE SET OF THIS POAROID CLASSIC-to be named later.
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Unless it's Karl Lagerfeld' s famous fantasy tweed forget it.
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We can get that for you, moe. Umm... Could you PM me with your credit card number? Don't worry, you can reimburse us out of your earnings.
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I'll be willing to look after the Petty Cash for you.
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MOE,WE CAN GET TWEED FOR YOU,I KNOW THAT AS THE STAR OF MY LATEST AND GREATEST POLARIOD CLASSIC[to be named later]YOU GOTTA LOOK GOOD AND I'M GONNA GET MY CRIM-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..CREW RIGHT ON IT,NOW THIS FELLA-KALE LASTINTHA FIELD WHERE DO I FIND HIM?HE DON'T LIVE ROUND HERE OR HE WOULD OWE ME MONEY...[everyone else does]OF COURSE IF HE'S TOO EXPENSIVE...[above $10.00]THEN I'LL GET THAT ICON OF FASHION MR.HOLESINBACK TO THROW SOMETHING TOGETHER YOU'LL BE FAB...HE SAYS HE'S GONNA PUT SOME-SEED AN TWINE TOGETHER AND IT'LL LOOK JUST LIKE TWEED AN HE'S GONNA SPRINKLE SOME CONFETTI MADE FROM TORN UP FASHION MAGAZINES THAT HE HAD STORED UP FROM HIS LAST JOB...OH AND AS A ADDED BONUS I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO THAT GREAT HAIRSTYLIST...MS.CURLERRBURNS,YOU MAY REMEMBER HER WORK ON THE CLASSIC[BRIDE OF FRANKANBURNER-1931]SHE'S COMING OUTTA RETIREMENT FOR THIS ONE AND SHE CAN'T WAIT TO GET HER CURLING IRON INTO YOUR HAIR...ISN'T THIS GREAT?
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No wonder Elsa Lanchester is still dead........it was the hair stylist!!
Ms. Curlerrburns must be well-preserved to come out of the grave!!
Come westgrand, they have no idea about fantasy tweed. But HM would!
R&B, You have been given 1 of my demands:
It's either Lagerfeld's fantasy tweed with lurex interwoven or it's nothing!
Any questions please address them to my superagent/barrister Mr. Westgrand, ESQ.
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HEY MOE,GOOD NEWS,MS.CURLERRBURNS IS STILL ALIVE,AS A MATTER OF FACT HER BIRTHDAY WAS THE OTHER DAY I'M SURPRISED THAT WEST DIDN'T POST IT...SHE'S[117]AND STILL GOING STRONG...[don't worry about those cokebottle glasses or the hands shaking]SHE GETS A LITTLE EXCITED BUT AFTER A FEW DRINKS SHE'LL BE FINE..[it's medicinal,she only drinks two fifths a day]NOW AS FOR THAT LUREX,AFTER CHECKING THE WHOLE HOOD THE ONE PERSON WHO USES IT IS YEP YOU GUESSED IT...GREASY GRADY...[he wouldn't tell me why he uses it and I was afraid to ask]BUT HE HAS PLENTY OF IT,HE GROWS IT OUT IN BACK AND AFTER WE CATCH IT...[that stuff moves fast]HE'S GONNA TAKE IT TO THE FOLKS FOR YOUR OUTFITS SO DON'T FRET NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR MY STAR.
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HEY MS.MOE[SUPERSTAR]WE FINALLY CAUGHT A FEW OF THOSE LUREX FOR YOUR OUTFIT,BUT ONE TEENY TINY ITTY BITTY LITTLE PROBLEM..SOMEHOW[don't ask]DUUFUSS WAS TOLD TO CLOSE THE BOX CONTAINING THE LUREX WELL HE THOUGHT IT WAS A LORAX[like in dr.suess]AND HE THREW A DR.SUESS BOOK IN THE BOX SO BEFORE YOU PUT ON YOUR OUTFIT YOU HAVE TO READ IT A DR.SEUSS STORY OR IT WON'T MOVE...[and neither will you if you're in it]IN THE MEANTIME I'M TRYING TO GET IT WORKED OUT...[but those things won't move unless they get a story]MS.CURLERRBURNS STUCK HER HEAD IN TO PULL EM OUT BUT THEY SNATCHED HER WIG OFF...[have you ever seen a 117 yr old woman without her wig it ain't pretty]WELL SHE GOT UPSET AND RETREATED TO HER TRAILERPARK AND SHE'S DRINKING A HALF GALLON A DAY NOW,THIS IS HOLDING UP PRODUCTION AND COSTING ME MONEY..[I'm losing a dollar a day over here]BUT DON'T DESPAIR THINGS WILL GET ON TRACK SO STAY BY THE PHONE OR THE BAR I'LL BE IN TOUCH.