If arr&bee has never lost a case, where's my hooch then?
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If arr&bee has never lost a case, where's my hooch then?
It was never destined to even make it into a case, coming from that particular cellar.:rolleyes:
He never lost a flask, let alone a case. He may have forgotten where he left the case, though...
I think the case was lost right around the time he lost the plot....
DON'T LISTEN TO EM JERRY,YOU'LL STILL HAVE SOME OF YOUR OWN TEETH BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT,I'LL WORK DAY AND NIGHT...[as long as the cash flows]...[and maybe every fifth weekend]JERRY I GOT CHA BACK.
In the worst-case scenario, this would be it.
West,are you working for the opposition?i must warn you i'm a tiger in the courtroom....i was a lion last week so the judge wouldn't let me be one again.
The judge told me I was a lyin' and said that if I did it again, he'd hold me in contempt.
He can't do that,he has to put you in jail first what kind of a judge is he,we gonna win now i'm working on a writ of curcumstantial curcumfrance...that jury won't know what hit em.
Why he can't do that,he has to put you in jail first judge don't know what he's doing i'm working on a writ of curcumstantial curcumfrance,that jury won't know what hit em.
Good! I think he's mad because I've been hanging out with his old lady when he's spending time at the golf course. He came home early one day after realizing that he forgot his favorite club and walked in just as his wife was holding mine...
Don't worry jerry we can beat that charge,you were giving private golf lessons and i'll have a writ of golf prudence to back it up.
You da man! After i grabbed my pants and jumped out the window, he said he'd snatch my balls away. Joke's on him because I don't buy my balls until I get to the pro shop on golf days.
Now be sure to wipe any fingerprints from your balls,and wear rubber gloves.
And don't forget to smile and wave at the CCTV camera as you pass....
Well, I guess the lesson here is to not give private golf lessons to women hoping to surprise their husbands by going building with them on their birthdays. That became a bit of a difficult situation.
I'm surprised you didn't know that, before you became involved......:confused:
I learned from the experience. I had to sue them to get my golf club back and when I received it, it was bent and unusable.
Hope you had good insurance...
[[I hate autocorrect...)
Yeah, I do have insurance with Weir Broake & Cantpay. My brother recommended them.
Is there no way to turn off autocorrect?
I'm too lazy to find out. I'll check tomorrow... I need to post from my computer instead of my tablet to avoid the problem.
Jerry i got cha and my rates never change..1,000%above the legal limit...just tryin to stay afloat.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. But you can have what's left.
Now jerry you would be trying to get out of paying your legal fees would you[there are laws somewhere about that]i'll send you over a nice writ of utmost payuppatus for you to look over.
Send it to my accountant, Helen Waite. She'll look out over and take care of it.
Jerry i have a collection agency that i use...broke en bones,they always get my cash.
I'll have it, I'll have it... I'm just waiting for the guys building the house across the street to put the copper piping in and then go on their lunch break. Shouldn't be too much longer now...
Jerry,you da man.
Now where did I put those bolt cutters?
Don't worry jerry,just tell me where the place is and i'll have some of my crim..opps-err-ahem-hehe..technicians come by and take care of things.
Ummm... Maybe we should talk about it. I'll call you tomorrow during my hour out of the cell for rec. I kind of got caught. [[It's a big misunderstanding).
Hope you accept collect calls from the Pickaway County Correctional Center between 2:00 and 2:45 PM.
Can't he just walk down the corridor?
Well, yes he can. Assuming that he has no outstanding warrants. So he should probably wait for the call. I'll tell him a joke to pay for the cost...
He'll need some minders. Arr&bee shouldn't be allowed to just walk around outside.
The minders in the joint keep you company by way of a sniper scope.
It must be like roaming the plains of Africa, where people with money - some with cameras, and some with guns - track the unsuspecting animals, going about their daily quest for survival.
More like the places that allow you to pay $100,000 to shoot a penned up lion [[that was raised in captivity) so you can brag about your hunting skills on Facebook.
I'm hoping places like that don't really exist....
Sadly, they do. There are petting zoos in Africa that have lion cubs as their main attractions. They aren't equipped to house grown lions soi they sell the juveniles to people who offer the thrill of the 'hunt' to rich people with guns. Typically the hunt involves shooting the lion as he's standing in a cage oblivious to what's coming next.