Jerry my man,the hooch is always ready,but are you ready for the hooch???
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Jerry my man,the hooch is always ready,but are you ready for the hooch???
Give him the chance, I say.
Thanks, WGB. One question, though... Should I drink it from a shot glass, Stein, or barrel?
Whatever you do, you might need to take it with a pinch of salt :)
Or rosary beads...
Arr&bee is, of course, no stranger to confessionals....
He's the reason so many priests drink hooch. The burdon of having that knowledge [[arr&bee's sins) must be stressful.
There are many priests out there who sin more than arr&bee, hard as it is to believe...
Not so hard. The Bible says that we all sin and fall short of the glory of God. And "all" means "all". Priests see included.
Being 'good', if that can be only in some respects, always did come at a cost which, at times, seems high.
Again, "good" is subjective. I'm pretty sure that Ming the Merciless only wanted to rule Mongo because he thought that he was the best man for the job. However, Flash Gordon, Dale Arden, Dr. Zarkov, and his ungrateful subjects disagreed. To them, he's a despot. To him, they're insurrectionists.
So, which of them is "good"?
They all, of course, thought they were good.
I guess we all think we're good, until someone tells us we're not, or leads us to feel we're not.
I was thinking more of being 'good' in a quieter sense, in the way that virtue is considered to be 'good', and to be the 'ideal'.
A lot of people who don't agree with being virtuous in the strict sense of the word, really can't stand anyone who might try to represent those values - which then leads to conflict.
Going back to post # 2088: although I was being a little tongue-in-cheek, it certainly seems there are indeed priests who do not uphold the values of their faith and, in reality, often should not be trusted. Looking good, and being good, can be poles apart.
There is darkness in everybody. The trick to being human is figuring out how to handle it. Does having a voice obligate you to speak whatever is on your mind? Should possessing a firearm give you authority over those who don't? Should the majority decide what is good for the minority? Should Daddy rule Mommy with the threat of physical or emotional violence since he's stronger and more manipulative than she?
Thank God, most of us realizing the true nature of power do not give in to negativity and darkness. Anne Frank was right, after all.
OK JERRY NOW YOU'VE DONE IT,MENTIONED A VOICE NOW VOICE IS GONNA BE ON ME LIKE A CHEAP SUIT ABOUT MORALITY AND ALL THAT BORING STUFF...[I hear him coming gotta run]
I was going to add "does having hooch obligate you to drink it" but the post ran a little long. I knew the answer, anyway...
I'm ambivalent about the answer, as I can see that "yes" and "no" would both suffice....
Given that it has an alcohol content of 150% [[for genuine 300 proof arr&bee slap-yo-mama-and-call-me-Shirley hooch), it'll evaporate in an hour or less. You'd be wasting it by not drinking it before then...
That comes under my reason for 'yes' - it won't keep so, if you've got it, might as well use it.
Reason for 'no' - having something offers us an opportunity, but not necessarily completely. For example, eating out offers the opportunity but, once having eaten enough, it's not absolutely essential to finish the meal.
However, on the subject of hooch, and in view of rapid evaporation, I'm veering towards answering 'yes, having it obligates you to drink it' - except that one could share it, I guess.....?
Sharing is no fun. You can only be half as drunk if you drink half as much.
In view of those bizarre percentages, I suspect there is no known antidote....
Or container that can hold it long enough to store. No wonder it's gone so soon. You either drink it or wait for it to explode, so you're actually doing a public service to put it away as fast as possible.
Ingenious...
But what happens if you drink it, and then YOU explode?
Now you get the picture,no you won't explode but your brain will shrink just a bit,but since we only use ten percent it's no big deal...drink up.
There is now a graph on the study wall.
One line tracks the steady decline of brain activity, due to age.
The other tracks the benefits of hooch consumption.
When they meet, I'll drink to it!
Would those lines be the tracks of my beers?
Viewed retrospectively, then "yes"
More positive to view them as representing a projected target, to be beaten....
As long as the lines don't get blurry, I suppose it to be good...
Blurry???haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa one sip of this wonderful elixur and you'll be waaaaaaaay past blurry.
The target consumption will just need to be viewed in soft focus, then.....
Believe what he says about the elixur, BTW. I had a nasty box cut and couldn't find any isopropyl to put on it before bandaging. So I used hooch. It didn't kill the bacteria, mind you but they're now slurring their words and driving into telephone poles.
Best prepare yourself to hear from the Union Of Bacteria's legal representative....
I'm pretty sure there's plenty for everybody...
There is always going to be far more of 'them', than 'us'. We're hopelessly outnumbered.
This is true! To prove it, I invite you to visit many singles bars on a Saturday night. The bacteria is everywhere, usually wearing sagging pants while sporting a gold tooth, cheap hair extensions, sagging pants, and a rather bad homemade tattoo, complements of a drunk friend or former cellmate. Viewed under a microscope or next to some hot chick, the germs are frightening up close.
The worst advertisement for staying single, ever. Only a mother would love some of them....:)
And some [[single) mothers do. You'll find a woman with five kids by five different men, each of them who have five kids by five different women. Two generations can have a "family reunion" and fill a concert hall. But who am I to cast aspersions? The world has clearly moved on without me...
That's why this[wonderful elixur]is needed now more than ever,to create your own world,remember the classic[world of fantasy-the five stairsteps]what do you think he was sipping on when he recorded it?
Sipping on? I thought he was bathing in it...
That explains "Screaming" Jay Hawkins, now... I learn so much from you guys.