This campaign must be needing a lot of planning.
Ms_m has not posted here since October 26th, 2012.
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This campaign must be needing a lot of planning.
Ms_m has not posted here since October 26th, 2012.
Who are you,sherlock holmes?ms.m is resting i'm running now so send cash so i can keep running.
That's bribery. Any blackmail letters, please have them mailed to 221b, Baker Street, London.
HAAAAAAAAA,WEST YOU GOT A WAY WITH WORDS DON'T YOU...BRIBERY IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE THAT COULD DISCREDIT ME...[look just stuff some cah in and unmarked envelope and mail it over here]AND STOP USING THAT WORD.
OK, I'll have my American PA, deStormStopper, run up some notes overnight. When the ink is dry, I will have them mailed over, under plain cover.
I'll decide who I'm supporting after finding out who is running. I'll support the one who maintains my perspective, regardless of party affiliation. I have no respect for either party and believe that we need at least two more major parties before government will again work as it should.
The members of Congress are more concerned with public face and appearing to be hardliners than they are with making sure the country survives. I'm convinced that there are some who want the country to devolve into civil war so they can say "I told you do!" Pardon my very strong opinion, but those people can go to Hell. Just don't take me with you.
I agree with you jerry and as soon as i get those cash contributions we're gonna party like it's 1999,as for civil war didn't ralph stop that the other day...power to the people.
The rabble will decide.
Such as they ever have... Regardless of my choice, one of my core beliefs is that the
majority is always right. Not always smart, mind you, but right.
JERRY YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN,I WANT YOU ON MY TICKET...[no,not that one from the courts]BUT TO BE THE VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING OR OTHER,WE CAN WIN...[and with those big words you know the cash will flow like raIn]PWER TO THE PEOPLE.
I ain't signing no ticket. Still paying for the ones I've got already. Sorry, pahdnuh. But, yer on yer own.
All the more of that cash, flowing like rain, just for you, Arr&bee....
And if it rained money, who wouldn't want to get wet?
I'd certainly get some umbrellas very quickly, open them, and turn them upside down....
Hmmm... .if it rained cash, instead of describing hail as "the size of silver dollars", I suppose they'd describe the silver dollars to be the size of hail. What a world that would be.
And it will rain cash as soon as those suckers[opps-err-ahem-hehe]solid citizens honor me with cash..it's for the people.
I'll honor you with a check. I mean, I'll check you out from time to time and you should feel honored.
There you go, Arr&bee. So much better to be looked over, than overlooked.
Have to check him out, West. If he gets caught up in political shenanigans, I don't want to be named as an 'associate of the accused'. It was so hard for me to escape conspiracy charges the last time that happened...
HAAAAAAAAA,JERRY,JERRY,JERRY NO SCANDALS WITH ME[keep the engine running]THAT'S WHY I ONLY DEAL IN CASH THOSE CHECKS CAN BE MESSY AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE PEOPLE OUT OF THIS MESS I HAVE A PLAN[I hope]TO SCAM[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..SCRAMBLE FOR THE PEOPLE THEY NEED A FRESH VOICE AND THAT'S ME WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN JERRY WITH YOUR WAY WITH WORDS AND MY STICKY FINGERS-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..MY STRONG SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG WE CAN WIN AND CHANGE SOMETHING OR OTHER FOR THE PEOPLE.
Think very carefully, Jerry.....:rolleyes:
Will we have enough cash at the end of our heist...err...ahem...fundraiser?
Oh. So, you're still holding out for the trip to sunnier climes...as research for the movie project...?
I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes from the impassioned plea in #3781... I'm moved to grab a couple hundred dollars from my wallet and put it into the mail right now. For arr&bee. For America. For mankind! [[By the way, somebody should put it into the script for the movie...)
But I don't have a couple hundred dollars in the bank, let alone in my wallet, so he'll have to settle for my moral support, not my money.
Isn't the impassioned plea actually to be found in #3780?
Mine in #3781 equates with a Government Health Warning, if you are considering extending your 'moral' support in the direction of Arr&bee....
I meant #3780. The tears made it hard to see... After that, I'd follow that man and his vision of the future.
[[Sorry, just checking to see if my nose grew while typing a blatant lie or if I had to say it. It grew a little.)
If your nose has grown just a little with a blatant lie,then the entire membership of this forum could stand at arms length and limbo right under Arrbee's extended nose....:)
MY PEEPS I'M INSULTED AND DEEPLY HURT...[OF COURSE AN INFUSION OF CASH WILL CHEER ME UP A LITTLE]..I''VE THROWN MY HAT IN THE RING..[it not actually my hat but who cares]TO HELP THE PEOPLE OF THIS GREAT NATION,I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMETHING OR OTHER AND I NEED YOU WITH ME MY FIENDS-OPPS MY FRIENDS NOW LETS ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES AND GET THOSE POCKETS FILLED..FOR THE PEOPLE.
All over it, Prez! I just found an open mailbox, so I grabbed a dozen or so letters out of it. I'm gonna steam the stamps off of them and sell them outside the post office. I'll send you the loot if you send me a stamp.
Moe send the man a stamp.
Moe won't be impressed....and may not be stuck on that idea.
It's cool. I'll put it into an unstamped envelope with your address as the return address. That way, they'll return it to the sender at your address for lack of postage. There are ways to resolve things if you just think them through.
There are many people urgently needing Arr&bee's address.
Since you have it, they may approach you to help them with their enquiries....
I was going to address it as follows:
arr& bee
Washington DC
I think it find him.
You'd have better luck with a message in a bottle.
Now now no need for too much info,let's just say i'm around,ya know with me running this campaine i have to keep moving just keep the cash coming and it will find me...power to the people.
Does this 'campaine' involve you performing to passers-by, hoping they will drop money in your hat - ?
I thought the 'campaine' involved him popping the cork on a bottle of bubbly...? Now I'm confused...
No, that's champagne. What arr&bee is suggesting, would involve real pain.
Well, if you don't mind lending me the money, I'll let you float a couple of pounds to him on my behalf. I'll pay you back the next time I see you.