Over 100,000 hits on this thread. Who'd have thought it?
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Over 100,000 hits on this thread. Who'd have thought it?
I'm still thinking "Who is reading it?!", but am pleased they do. Greetings to everyone reading this.....:)
Whoa, you mean it's not just us lurking here..? That's like the old days when somebody listened to conversations on party lines.
Did you just hear that click....?
All the more people to fall for -er I mean snap up R&B's wonderful bargains and make us rich. What's his latest % mark-up?
No idea, as the FTSE 100 index couldn't cope, and has crashed.
Haaaaaaaaaa,nothing like more chumps-opps-err-ahem-hehe..customers welcome one and all to r&b's world of bargains...starting at only 500%above factory invoice plus shipping.
Can you throw in a free bottle of hooch with every purchase?
Shhhhh,hey pipe it sown with that[free]stuff,you tryin to bankrupt me?
Didn't I tell you I have my very own insolvency practice?
Good for you now i got products for sale,i can't give anything away at this point but if this stuff don't move i might be having a fire sale.
I thought you'd arranged a real fire for November.
I think west planned that one.
Hmmm... If it's a fire sale, you'll need a flammable accelerant. I wonder what's available that might catch fire easily...
A well-soaked Arr&bee...coupled with spontaneous combustion?
The only man in the world who can start a grill with a sneeze and a match...
When he enters, he lights up the room.
Yeah. He's got a smile so bright, he could have been a candle. Or a light switch.
Or a flame thrower....
Well, you have admit it: When he's hot, he's hot...
Red Hot R&B......
Which he plays as guest DJ on Blue Mondays... The result is purple, which the color of royalty. It all becomes clear when you step back and take a good look at it.
Awww you're too kind,the thing that is hot are these wonderful tresures that i've searched the world over to bring to you,and jerry my man i have something special for you today...are you ready?i've recently come across some bits of the original sand that moses walked on in the movie[the ten commandments]autographed by ol[cecil b.]himself..now i know you want this peice of movie trvia on your mantel and wait for it.....only 1,500,000,200.50%avove factory invoice..plus shipping and handling..now i could get a small fortune for this classic peice but i like to see my friends happy.
I'd be happier to have those 'bits of original sand' in an hourglass on my mantelpiece.
It would help remind me how quickly time is passing.....
There's not a grain of truth that it was the real Moses who walked on that sand.
It was quite likely to be my agent Moyses, as I haven't heard from him in that long.
I'm thinking that the size, shape, color, and smell of Moses' "sand" will show that it was more likely found on the floor of a bull's pen than the Sahara Desert.
Handle with care....
It was Charlton Heston in disguise.
He hasn't looked like Charlton Heston for decades.
Brigitte Bardot and mirrors are clearly strangers....
It's the real deal...[would i lie to you?]and if you wondering if it's the genuine article it has the certificate of authenticity from ol[cecil b.]himself...and get this i'll throw in a photo of ol[cecil b.]and moses standing in the desert on the very sand how's that for a bargain,hurry folks want this item.for only..3,500,000,158.12%above factory invoice..plus shipping and handling.
Sounds great! I'll PM you with the address so you can forward the check. I'd like to arrange delivery for this weekend [[September 15 or 16). Thanks, amigo.
Good,good i'll have my buzzards..opps-err-ahem-hehe my delivery flyers drop it off for you..keep watching the sky.
Umm... Can't do that afraid. The local police department is using drones and I almost got caught the last time I looked up. Have your buzzards drop off a Diana Ross mask. With that, I can freeze the cameras with an icy stare and they won't recognize me.
Jerry, if you get R&B's check, it will be a miracle. Avoid Jai's offers like the plague -all ten of them, in fact.
You'd be better off with a Good Book.
One mask coming right up,now 144man you need a book on miracles?got cha and something about plagues[ten of em]got cha...business is picking up..at only 10,000%above factory invoice-plus shipping and handling.
Cheaper on Kindle....
I don't need a new book of miracles now that Tom Pierce of "Widecombe Fair" fame has lent me his grimoire.
I'm still stumbling with the 10 plagues [[I remember seven...). I bet one was the sound of the Spice Girls blaring from heavenly speakers somewhere 24/7. Another was probably the hair from cheap, poorly applied hair-weaves clogging up shower and basin drains [[that's a really bad one). And if I know my Biblical plagues, the other was a barrage of negative political campaign advertisements, full of half-truths and outright lies [[we're plagued with that one in the States right now). No wonder Pharaoh let the Hebrew children go...