I'm going on Oprah, for her to tell me why I've never been invited on her show.
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I'm going on Oprah, for her to tell me why I've never been invited on her show.
Can we have Ralph track his IP address for that post? If we find him, we can save 144man a lot of wasted time and aimless searching in the most beautiful part of the world. He'll appreciate that.
144man may feel , no doubt like the rest of us, that he has spent years of 'wasted time and aimless searching' on his own home patch.
Just try prising him away from the most beautiful part of the world....:rolleyes:
But home is where the hurt is...
You mean he lives in an Accident & Emergency department - ?
I think I can just about tolerate a lot of wasted time and aimless searching in the most beautiful part of the world.
My search will encompass Hilo and the Hawaiian Volcanoes National Park. I believe there was an accident in the secret hooch distillery in 1983, and Kilauea has been erupting ever since.
I can tell you have your search well mapped out.
I will also have access to the telescopes at the Mauna Kea Observatory. If I can't find the distillery with them, I shall be able to track the accidental satellite which has been orbiting the Earth ever since the 1983 Great Hooch Disaster.
"Ground Control to Major Arr&bee......."
And if I can't get to Hawaii, I might instead just retreat to the peace and tranquillity of the Supremes' Threads.
You could be very effective as the presiding judge in the Supremes Court.
Virtual hooch is in plentiful supply over there. If you don't believe me, start a thread with the words "Diana Ross is a..." It won't matter how you finish it, there will be an all-out war waged just for the fun of waging an all-out war over Princess Diana.
I remember learning about the Hundred Years War at school, so they've still got a long way to go.
Thank goodness none of us will be here to see who wins.
But Miss Ross will be. She won't let her fans [[or her detractors) down by leaving before the show end.
By that date, she'll certainly need an extremely large fan, just to preserve the embalming process.
The show will have ended long before then.
We're only about 50 into the Hundred Years war....:)
GOOD WORK 144MAN,AS YOU KNOW THE HOOCH LEGEND IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE...[it depends on where you're standing]OF COURSE THE ORIGIN WILL NEVER BE FOUND,IT IS SAID THAT ADAM AND EVE WERE KICKED OUT OF THE GARDEN NOT FOR AN APPLE BUT BECAUSE OF THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR,AND IT'S BEEN A THRILL RIDE EVER SINCE,AND YES THAT HUNDRED YEARS WAR IT STARTED WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMED THEY HAD THE ORIGIN AND SOMEONE ELSE SAID THEY HAD IT,THE HATFIELDS AND THE MCCOYS SAME THING ALL THROUGH HISTORY FUEDS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT LOVES HAVE BEEN LOST FORTUNES LOST,RICHARD THE LIONHEARTED LED A CRUSADE TRYING TO LOCATE THE ORIGIN,THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA WAS BUILT BECAUSE THERE WAS A STILL[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]A FACTORY WAY UP ON THE HILL AND THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD GET THERE WAS TO BUILD THAT WALL,BUT BY THE TIME THE EMPEROR'S ARMY GOT THERE WE WERE GONE,[WE TRAVEL LIGHT]CLEOPATRA SAILED DOWN THE NILE TO FIND IT SO THE SEARCH WILL CONTINUE AND SO WILL THE DRINKIN.
We all need a drink after that.....
Rumors are that Napoleon was 6'2" tall and led a quiet, introspective life before his first sip. Afterward, he was 4'6" with visions of grandeur. Implications are endless throughout history...
I'm drawn towards the 'before' option.
That would explain all of the portraits where he's grumpy and has his hand in his shirt as if he's got heartburn. Hooch'll do ya'...
I bet those gallstones were continually on the move...
Indeed. They were repelled by the hooch and either moved or were dissolved. Self-preservation dictated that they live a nomadic life.
Speaking as one who was diagnosed over five years ago as having them, I can tell you that gallstones moving can be a real worry.
If hooch dissolves them, and with no pain, then bring it on, I say.......
I hear hooch will also cure haemorrhoids, but I'm not sure if it's applied internally or externally.
I'm no hooch connoisseur, but I would think 'internally' is far more pleasurable.
I can hear the sales pitch now. "Hooch satisfies both ends"....
It's best to take it internally... I don't think anything that burns cotton makes a good suppository.
I was once selling fabric, and a woman came in, saying she was looking for some net for her back passage.
I remember at the time thinking that a suppository would be far more appropriate.
The enema of my enema is my friend.
We all get it, in the end.
Just so long as it all comes out right, why would we be concerned about it?
Yes. Best put it behind us.
Yes. Just put your best cheek forward and go about your business.
Arr&bee will be pleased to know that hooch is so efficacious in the treatment of many bodily issues.
Perhaps it could be processed into pills, lotions, gel....
I was gonna do that,but no goverment wanted to invest in my ideas,well too bad for them because this wonderful elixur is great just the way it is,no minerals,no vitamins,nutrients or anything else that might be good or healthy.
Don't blame the government, it's my fault that they wanted to study it. It's great for so many applications. I spilled a drop in Lake Erie and I caught more drunken fish that floated to the top in five minutes than I caught using a rod and reel in two days. When the deer and otters started dying from alcohol poisoning after taking a drink from the lake, I decided that maybe a drop was too much and research might be in order.
It's not the first time it has happened.
Remember the dinosaurs.....
WHOA....NO..HOOCH NEVER KILLED ANYONE,IT JUST ENHANCES THE BRAINCELLS MAYBE A BIT TOO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE YOU SEE WONDERFUL STUFF[that no one else can see]NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT..[we're not responsibe for those dinosaurs,who new that they coundn't read].
They could have forseen the future, and committed suicide....
I'm thinking of casting[betty white]as the damsel in distress.