Yes indeed. Each of us is a rare, endangered specimen of the human race....
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Yes indeed. Each of us is a rare, endangered specimen of the human race....
We're all genetically identical. The only differences between us depends on how our computers were programmed.
Well my computer is programmed for cash...and if folks don't come up with my money their species get endangered real fast,hehe.
Flyguy?! I didn't know arr&bee was a nom de plum for Flyguy! Love your poem:
My bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,
I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
When you take back the streets, give me a holler. I'll be that guy who always gets blown up first while helping the hero in the old movies.
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I sold him that outfit...ain't he sharp?
Yup. But it's not about what you eat. It's about how you wear it. I might need you to hit me up with those platforms, BTW.
You got it,i keep some in the warehouse,they're comin back ya know.
Well if they're used, make sure the goldfish are still alive before sending them.
Oh we feed the goldfish twice a day.
You the man! The shoes I got from my cousin Dinky were made in Brazil and instead of goldfish, I found piranhas in them.
We sold out of those,the fish kept eating through the soles,bad for business.
Just a bunch of cold-blooded, scaly, blood-sucking monsters. Wait, are we still talking about piranhas? I moved on to divorce lawyers just now...
I thought of my in-laws.
Your in-laws are lawyers? Dang, you never had a chance did you?
Um no,blood sucking monsters,that's them alright.
I thought that mine were blood-suckers too. But after I quit my job they stopped coming around, so I guess they were sucking money instead. If you happen to find them, you're more than welcome to keep them, BTW.
Not only do they want..money-food-clothes-lodging,they drink up my hooch...that's when i kick em out.
I hope you wait for them to pass out first. That way you can get your money back. You probably don't want the food...
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Hey jerry,who's the lady?
The worst winter for years has been forecast. Maybe we'll even get back on-topic.
Just like a stopped clock. Absolutely accurate twice a day.
Ok,i hear that snow is coming in a couple weeks.
If you heard all of that through the grapevine, it could be bad news. People say believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
Our Met Office's new supercomputer, which comes online in 2015, will be capable of 16 trillion calculations per second........all of them probably wrong!
I spilled hooch on a computer once...and it started printing out stuff...from[1855].
Mine prints on parchment. When I open it up, instead of saying 'Welcome', it says 'Verily'....
You guys are lucky. My abacus doesn't have a USB port, so I have to go to the library and pay to print something.
And the printout will no doubt read : "USB port not recognised".......
You're right. And I had to pay a quarter to find out.
I'm sat here, trying to work out what I could buy with a quarter, which converts to about 15 pence....
Spend it quick on any other money you can find. Otherwise it will be worth a dime in the morning.
It costs me more than that, just to breathe out.
Well, they're cutting down the last of the trees next week so it might be worth quite a bit very soon. Hah! "Log tables"... Get it?
144man will already have that logged, Jerry.
I'm sure that he wood.
Twigged it in a second.....
Got to the root of the problem...