I'll use the same photo with the tag line saying "If you want to drink tea, use a ceramic cup. If you want to drink hooch, we have the top 5 best soup cans to use reviewed in this issue!!"
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I'll use the same photo with the tag line saying "If you want to drink tea, use a ceramic cup. If you want to drink hooch, we have the top 5 best soup cans to use reviewed in this issue!!"
I hope they are all Salvation Army approved.
Well, but the Salvation Army, but I contacted the Redemption Marines who apparently are the same sort of outfit.
Are we talking about the Angels of Redemption?
Surely too late for Arr&bee....
Nope. I just made the name up. Sounds like a play on 'Salvation Army'. Nyuck nyuck nyuck. I'm slaying myself today.
If you can't make yourself laugh, it won't work with anyone else....
Maybe you two can take that act on the road,need a manager i'm here[and all i ask is 80%].
Wherever I work, I insist on Moet in the dressing room.
No Moet? No Showy....!
Forget about the champagne, my puns inflict real pain.
As do many of Arr&bee's posts....
As does most of his hooch...
The hooch actually renders you painless,listless,tireless,effortless,senseless... and motionless.
You forgot one: penniless.
True but you feel nothing in the morning.
As long as you're happy while not feeling it, what's not to like?
Oh you'll be happy you just won't know it.
If you're happy and you don't know it, do you still clap your hands?
What hands???
Try your flippers?
'If you drink hooch and you know it, clap your flippers?'
No matter how you arrange it, it's hard make that sound good...
True, it does require an acute sense of rhythm to carry it off. As in your own post # 2257 :)
Maybe a good rapper could make it work. They get more syllables per line than most singers. Probably explains why I'm not a fan of rap.
Flippin right.
Sounds like the name of a rapper. 'Flip N. Wright'.
I might have to use that one.
Just remember who inspired you..i want my[80%]as your agent.
Cool. Why is Billy Preston suddenly playing in my head?
Sometimes folks try to play in my head but when they find it empty they usally leave.
I get the feeling that anybody stupid enough to try to get in your head deserves it when he gets lost. Seems like a tough neighborhood to me.
And I say that with lots of respect.
Oh it's real tough,i'm trapped and i spent my last dime on hooch.
Why do I get the feeling that you are right where you want to be?
No not at all i see all the kids outside playing and i have to stay inside...let me out.
I thought that is what the hooch is for..?
Yes,but after a year or so it wears off and reality rears it's three heads.
Yah. Reality is giving me the stink eye right now because I am supposed to go to the store... Just as well, because the battery on my tablet is about dead.
Wow,you need batteries with your tablets,you're in bad shape all i do is drink a sip of this wonderful elixur.
Tablet is batteried up and ready to tab. I'm so happy to be able to provide the wonderful benefit of my experience upon you youngful lads. Ralph did a great thing with these here bulletin boards.
Youthful???jerry you're drunker than me.
I heard that a few times this weekend. I wonder why?
My doctors keep giving me tablets,and i keep hidin em,hehehehe.
They'll be giving you shots next. And not the kind you want.