....but it's not always something we can have pride in sharing..!
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....but it's not always something we can have pride in sharing..!
It's cool. I learned a lot of the same stuff from Dad and my uncles as a boy. They didn't know that they were teaching me, mind you. But boy, did I learn!
Did you learn through ozmosis?
I can understand you using the name 'Jerry', but have been wondering how 'Oz' fits in.......
It's my favorite syllable. I also have gone by "Ozone" on occasion... See? "Oz one"'..
You're in a good position to try The Ozard of Wiz.........
That's what you call it after a taste of arr&bee's wonderful elixur...
One should be grateful for the ability to speak, I guess.
This wonderful elixur is very much an acquired taste.
If you could acquire it, you could taste it.
And if you could taste it, you would lose the ability to speak. It all works together in a way that cannot be coincidental.
It's known as homicide.
And it can cause dain bramage if you aren't careful. I mean it will mess you up, like bad, man.
You can't live without oxygen, but nothing is deadlier than ozone. The wonderful elixir is somewhere in between.
Somewhere between the devil and the deep blue sea, then.....
People aren't scared of Ozone. When I tell them that's my moniker, they laugh and ask me if I'm going to give them skin cancer if they try to take my lunch. And then they do it anyway. [[drumroll and rimshot)
Ozone layered sandwich, by any chance....
Well i see the gang's all here,where you guys been i'm tired of talkin to voice,he always wants the last word.
We've just been sat here, chatting among ourselves.
What did Voice have to say?
Hello,Mr.Westgrandboulevard,Dear Sir I've tried for years without success to get Jai to stop his drinking and hallucinating but he will never listen to reason or change his bad habits.
Westgrandboulevard to Voice :
"Then if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
And if you can't join 'em, beat 'em. That will teach them to be selfish.
I have a feeling that Voice taught arr&bee everything he knows....
Sir I've tried to reason with Jai,but he refuses to listen...OK VOICE ENOUGH OF YOUR JIVE TALK,I'M HANGIN WITH MY PEEPS OVER HERE AND WE GONNA DRINK HOOCH AN CHILL SO GET LOST....See what I have to deal with.
Is he your chauffeur?
HE'S A PAIN....Jai be nice.
Maybe you're not paying him enough.
Well, it's hard to get good help these days regardless of how much you're paying. If you pay them too little, they're indignant. If you pay them too much, they're self-important and think they're the boss. So, what are you going to do?
Marry them?:rolleyes:
Yah, but in the case of arr&bee and VOICE, there's very clearly irreconcilable differences from the onset. If they got married, it'd get ugly fast.
Separation, and staying that way, seems the way to go.
Especially since there's not enough hooch for two...
There's no evidence yet that there's enough hooch even for one...
OH THERE'S HOOCH A PLENTY...Jai today is sunday and you should be in church.....YEAH THE CHURCH OF WHAT'S HAPPENIN NOW,HEHEHEHE....you're just a hopeless sinner....THAT'S RIGHT NOW GET LOST.
Voice is right on your tail, arr&bee. You keep telling him to get lost, and he doesn't.
He seems rather......well....attached to you, somehow.....
They do seem rather close now that you mention it... Did they come here together?
It's curious. You might see and hear arr&bee approaching you, but when he turns and walks away, then you might see and hear Voice.
One has to go back to guard the wonderful elixur...
But first, it has actually to be made. That word' legendary' has more than one connotation.....
I'VE TRIED TO GET VOICE TO LOOSEN UP BUT HE AIN'T HAVIN IT,OFFERED HIM SOME ELIXUR BUT HE SAID THE SMELL MADE HIM ILL AND NAUSOUS[WHO TALKS LIKE THAT ANYHOW?]...Jai you are such an uncouth person with your drinking and running that terrible still I'm trying to help you but you are lost...I AIN'T LOST I'M RIGHT HERE[I THINK]AND I DON'T RUN A STILL I HAVE A CORPORATION THE PROVIDES A VALUBLE SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY.
Voice seems a little easier with spelling than you, arr&bee. Did he pay more attention to his Headucation?
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM WEST...[HE RIGHTS FUNNY YA KNOW CAPITOL LETTERS WHERE THERE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE]HE'S TOO GOODY TWO SHOES...Well we finally agree on something,there may be hope for you yet....SEE WHAT I MEAN,THERE'S NO HOPE FOR ME GET LOST.