Hey i know your[aunts]by the time they get throught typing i won't have any votes or cash either,leave em at home.
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Hey i know your[aunts]by the time they get throught typing i won't have any votes or cash either,leave em at home.
As I said, they only come out every October 31st, up the chimney. The rest of the time, it's maximum security. They can forge really good dollar bills, if that helps you. They should be really experienced. After all, they made up everything else they circulated....
I NEVER HEARD THE WORD..FORGED..[but if the bills look good get em over here].
I can confirm they are absolutely genuine forgeries. No less than you deserve.
So, they're really fake. Doesn't get more authentic than that...
They are completely down to standard.....
It's too bad. I can't stand the lack of qaulity control in today's world. It's nut that hard to pay attention to detils, is it?
JERRY I'M IN CONTROL[where's that cash??]FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE,AND IF ELECTED[which would be a miracle]THE PEOPLE CAN COUNT ON THIS ADMINISTRATION TO PROVIDE SOMETHING OR OTHER.
Bankruptcy?
The people are counting on an administration which couldn't count on an abacus....:rolleyes:
If he's like most pols, he'll use an abracadabracus. Magic makes everything right.
Abacus????i stopped smoking that stuff years ago[i think]just send cash and we'll win.
Will you take donations in bitcoin?
Or recycled items?
I've got an Amazon.com gift card with $1.12 on it. Since I can't find anything on the site for that amount, I'll gladly donate it to the campaign if someone sends me a self-addressed stamped envelope. Just doing my part...
You're doing a huge amount, compared to just about everybody else....
It's nothing. I found the gift card on the floor at the shopping mall and since the person who dropped it didn't notice, I took it home to check the balance.
Yes,send it and moe will pay for the postage[moe take it out of the tresury]power to the people.
Cool! Should I steal another one? I mean, should I try to find another one?
This is beginnning to sound like 'Oliver Twist'.....
Can't you see arr&bee playing in 'Oliver Twist'?
"THANK YOU, SIR [OR MADAM WE CAN'T ALWAYS TELL THESE DAYS] MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ONE MILLION [OPPS - THAT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH] TEN MILLION DOLLARS? IT'LL GO FAR TO MAKE SURE MY HOOCH [AHEM] I MEAN 'CAMPAIGN' REACHES THE MASSES."
WOW JERRY YOU DO ME BETTER THAN I DO,GREAT,YOU WILL BE MY STANDIN AT THOSE FUNDRAISERS YEP YOU SAY THE RIGHT THINGS AND THE CASH WILL FLOW..[AND DON'T WORRY BY THE TIME THEY FIGURE OUT THAT YOU AIN'T ME I'LL BE LONG GONE..I MEAN TO SAY I'LL BE ON MY WAY TO HELP THE PEOPLE..[yeah that's it]...just smile a lot and keep your sunshades on...POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
Where's 'Voice' when he's needed....
When money is involved, "Voice" gets laryngitis
Beware the silent man, and the dog that does not bark....
And don't trust a skinny chef...
A skinny chef???you talk funny jerry but as long as it gets my[opps-err-ahem-hehe]the people's money then keep talking.
Well, here's my idea:
My friend 'Pietro' works at a print shop that has a couple of Xerox copiers. If I got him drunk, I could sneak into his print shop and make copies of a $5 food stamp that I found on the floor at the welfare office. We - you and WGB and 144man, that is - can buy a bunch of frozen dinners and then sell them to lazy welfare moms for 10% off. [[We do this late in the month when their loot is running low, necessitating a cheap source of the unhealthy food that they crave.
We then take the money and buy stuff from the dollar store and then we can print up and switch out new labels from expensive stores. Then we can take those back to the expensive stores and swear that we lost the receipts and exchange them for other, costlier merchandise. We can sell that stuff on the streets and make it known to law enforcement that there's a bunch of people wearing designer clothes without proper receipts.
Then we can let the local news channel know as we tag along with the cops as they effect arrests. That way, we can be paid by the news and collect a reward from Crime Stoppers. We can also sell the video on the internet. After we all take our cuts, there should be plenty left over to finance your campaign.
Plus, when you're there for the arrests, you can position yourself as a law and order candidate. What's not to like about that plan? I'm free on Wednesday afternoon if you want to do it then.
Sounds good to me,american ideas at work...[of course i can't actually be anywhere near crime stoppers],but as my second in crime[opps-err-ahem-hehe]in command you can stand in my place and get my reward...i mean the people's reward.
I'll be watching this screen, Wednesday afternoon.....
?? You can't make it?
I was hoping you would be available to help. My probation officer and my shrink are working together now and have been keeping tabs on me. I'm afraid I can't chance 'fund-raising' without potentially returning to Scary Place.
The security is very tight here at West Grand Towers. There are armed guards, but they are always smiling, so I'm sure they know I wouldn't hurt a fly. This forum is my only portal to the world.
I first need to know how to remove an electronic tag.
WELL FIRST YOU GET SOME BUTTER..UM I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SUCH THINGS[whew]hehe...LOOK THE SOONER I GET THE CASH THE SOONER I CAN SPLIT[OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE]SPLIT THE PROCEEDS[yeah that's it]TO HELP THE PEOPLE.
It's already happening, and is commonly known as Lottery USA.
We have to call it off anyway. 'Pietro' was just visited by 30 gentlemen [[and three ladies) from the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency and it looks like the Xerox machine might be out of service for a couple of years. On the phone, he said something about coming back and "getting you, you rat bastard! Nobody knew about me until you started posting all over the internet!" Apparently there's an Interpol agent who has been looking for him as well.
So, we'll just have to wait until 'Pietro' finds the time to make it back to the States before we can create arr&bee's loot. Too bad, huh?
Better that, than sleeping with the fishes.
I'm not doing that anymore. Luca Brasi snores and keeps me up all night.
That, and the traffic noise from those huge shoals of fish. They have no sense of lane discipline.
Those fish should be in a school instead of hanging around in shoals.
YA KNOW THIS POLITICS THINGS IS KINDA ROUGH[NO CASH]I'M DROPPIN OUT AND ON TO MY NEW CAREER[now where to find my next batch of suckers]OPPS-ERR-AHEM=HEHE MY NEXT BATCH OF CITIZENS.