Most times, it never got that far. Just remained in the head, as thoughts!
On second thoughts, probably so much better in the long run......
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Most times, it never got that far. Just remained in the head, as thoughts!
On second thoughts, probably so much better in the long run......
Yeah, but another couple of draughts and the courage to stumble over, introduce yourself through slurred, drooling words, and make a horrible first impression will be gained. And if you're lucky, the person you're meeting will be just as drunk as you by then and a horrible, life altering, uninhibited moment could be right around the corner.
Ahhh... Thursday nights at the local watering hole... :eek:
I can tell you've been there......:)
Hah! Fortunately, not for decades. My former mates validated my choice to remain [[mostly) sober back then by creating unnecessary drama and complications in their lives thanks to booze and women. But they provided tons of free entertainment for me as their designated driver though. It's too bad cell phone cameras were still more than 20 years away.
Yes, I was a designated driver long before drivers became designated.
There's a good side and a bad side to phone cameras. Very handy as evidence if it's in one's favour - but not so good, if not!
And then there are the increasingly popular 'selfies'.....:D
I saw a news article about a doctor who determined that there is a global outbreak of head lice thanks to all of those selfies where the chums put their heads together to show close they are.
Ugggggggghhhh....
Hmm. Well, I suppose it could be true. Or could it be scaremongering
And I'm sure there really are all sorts of bugs in the ordinary things we have at home, like mattresses, pillows, rugs...
...Spices, weiners, canned vegetables, apple sauce, hamburger...
Are you meaning the bugs are in the foodstuffs you mention above, Jerry - or that the foodstuffs are in the household items - for example, spices are dropped in rugs...? :confused:
The US government has permissable levels of bugs, rat hair, and other critters in most processed foods because it would otherwise require manufacturers to take an onerous level of diligence to prevent them. Apparently, that nasty stuff isn't going to kill you [[it's just more protein, after all), so they give them an allowance for how much our foods may contain. Most consumers don't know [[or want to know) that...
I'm sure after all those years of living together in symbiosis, some of those bugs are going to be positively beneficial.
Or possibly tasty.
What the eye doesn't see, etc....
I needed to remove the bag from the vacuum cleaner today. I paused briefly to reflect on the astounding amount of fibre, fluff, and hair which had accumulated in quite a short period of time since the bag was last replaced. Where does it all come from.....
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa,take one sip of this wonderful elixur and...bugs,mites,flies,fleas will be gone in seconds.
As will livers and stomach linings...
....but it still kills 99% of all known household germs.....
...and makes the last 1% quite happy...
...especially as they know that they are the ones which will kill YOU.....
We will all be fodder for something one day. I suppose it would be better to be dead before the feast begins, though...
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead ;)
I had better set my clock ahead.
Yes, being dead on time is sometimes overrated.
All this talk of death is making me thirsty,time for a sip...ahhhhhhhhh.
Hope you enjoyed that sip of hemlock.
The only thing that hooch will kill is probably your appetite.
It's downhill all the way after that.
It makes you feel like you're going downhill, sideways, backwards, and around in circles, but if it doesn't knock you out, then you need another drink.
"If it doesn't knock you out, then you need another drink"
Could form the basis of a useful advertising slogan for a drinks company..........
Or a lecher to his unsuspecting date...
Some unsuspecting dates could drink any lecher under the table....
Love is... Love is strange.
And there's nothing stranger than other people's loves....:rolleyes:
I know a lot of parents who feel that way about their kids' choice of mates. I'm sure the kids feel that way sometimes about the parents...
Unless she tells you that she's "late". In which case you suddenly wish you were dead.
Can a ghost have a phantom pregnancy?
Quite possibly, especially if she had experienced a phantasm.
You know that you don't stand a[ghost]of a chance of this being taken seriously.
No, but it helps to keep our spirits up ;)
Speaking of spirits, when will the hooch be ready?