That would be a revelation in itself.
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That would be a revelation in itself.
I know. We wouldn't know if it was accurate or not without knowing what [[who) to refer it to.
In the meantime...Not A Clue.
But you have an image in your mind. I know that you do...
No, there's really no image at all.
I could perhaps summon up a caricature, based on the impression I get from him on SDF...but it would be nothing like the reality, so I'm open-minded.
As in total blank.....
Another funny avenue. You guys ought to take this show on the road.
Ralph, you're the only one on this site that we have a photo of. Well, many of the other posters are friends from back in the day. But at this point, meeting westgrandboulevard, 144man, arr&bee, or moe would be a major interesting because I have zero doubt they don't look like anything like I might imagine. It's like someone once said about one of life's biggest disappointments being when you finally meet your favorite radio DJ. We're all virtual acquaintances, which is probably a concept unique to this age of the internet.
You make a good point, Jerry. What about it chuckleheads. Ya wanna fess up and show your mugs.
I'll start. Here's a recent photo of me.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...n1_300_400.jpg
If you were to attend four separate identity parades, I wonder what the chances would be of correctly picking 144man, arr&bee, moe or myself, based simply on your interaction with us on SDF...
That would simply be a visual ID. Correctly matching voices to the faces would seem a tough challenge....
ps. I don't have too many recent photos of me, and I'm unsure how I actually post one...but I'll give it some thought.....
I can see it now. One day, the following scenario will take place at the Motown Revue...
Moe: "Excuse me. I'm looking for three guys that I met on the internet. There's a lot of people here but we agreed to meet by the stage."
WGB: "Yes, I'm looking for two guys and a woman that I met, as well. It was also suggested that we meet down here. Perhaps I'll ask this gentleman... Excuse me, sir?"
Jerry Oz: "Hello. May I help you?"
WGB: "Yes. We're hoping to meet some acquaintances down here by the stage. Could you help?"
Jerry Oz: "Well, I would, but I'm looking for some of my gang as well. A chick and two guys that I met on a message board. It's odd because we planned to meet each other right here."
Moe: "Thanks, anyway..."
Jerry Oz: "No problems."
144man: "Hey, guys. Hope you don't mind if I stand here for a moment. I'm looking for two guys and a lady that are supposed to be standing right here."
WGB: "Not a problem..."
arr&bee: "Hello. Looking for someone?"
Moe: "We're each looking for some of our internet acquaintances. I'm surprised they would stand us up like this. We agreed to meet at 1:00 PM. And you?"
arr&bee: "I'm looking for some hooch."
"I'm looking for some hooch" would surely be the password for all of us.....
Probably. But I'm sure that phrase is used by 90% of the message board members at least twice per day, so it might be a little bit too obvious.
I've met complete strangers, after having arranged to stand under a train station clock, with a copy of Diana Ross' Greatest Hits grasped tightly in my nervously clenched hand...but that's quite another story......
Would that be her album, cassette, or CD? Of course, her fans are just as likely to break into a vehement argument over whether the songs on the album are actually her greatest hits when, in their minds, all of her songs are.
They jerry,those lines are great we're gonna use in my next big picture.
I'm looking forward to seeing it when it comes out. Hopefully, I'll have a bit of that wonderful elixur to get me through the slow parts.
Real funny jerry as you know there are no slow parts in my productions...[budget won't allow it]i keep the action going.
Okay, so what excuse do I use to get you to provide the potent potables?
Say it's west fault.
You remember the[invisible man?]well i used to hang with him and even he doesn't know what i look like...imagine a cold shudder passing over you...hey ralph as for taking this show on the road,i contacted[skid row]and they turned us down,we may open for the buzzards in death valley sometime in the future,it's gonna be big.
I'm slightly overweight at the moment, so the pickings will be good.
Well, that helps if we're chased by a pack of hungry coyotes in the valley because I won't need to run for long if they catch you first...
And the forum will be less a few chuckleheads.................But I will miss you guys.....kinda....
For your information....Moe is a looker.... But you didn't hear it from me.
I Googled "Moe" and kept coming up with some guy from the Three Stooges. I was hoping that she looked better than him...
Without a doubt, Jerry.
I'd have to find a photo which doesn't have "WANTED" at the bottom.
Hey moe,ralph says you're a looker now you're typecast.
Since Ralph has mentioned it.....Yes, Moe is a very glamorous lady....and you did hear that from me LOL
Jerry is no slouch, and has looks suitable for an album cover. I hope his wife is looking over his shoulder when he reads that. She surely must agree....
Oh really???hmmmm album cover looks moe you're out jerry you're starring in my next classic as a soulsinger kidnapped by a giant chicken who climes to the top of a chicken coop but the thing that saves the day is you singing to the chicks inside the coop which the chicken doesn't like so he drops giant eggs on the city...i haven't figured out what he does with you but you die a hero's death...[greatest death scene in movie history]hey jerry you don't mind doing your own stunts do you?
[[Jerry, this whole production is a stunt........)
Oh and jerry you don't need a fancy agent i'll treat you right.how about..1% of one millionth of a percentage point divided by fifty for every 1% of your scenes,you'll be rich.
It doesn't sound much Jerry, but some of the Hitsville artists, who were on million selling hits, swear they worked for less...
Is it calculated on the gross or the net?
Nobody ever worked for less,opps-er-ahem-hehe what i mean is the glamour jerry,the glamour.
Having glamour should always pay well.
JERRY KNOWS THAT GLAMOUR IS IT'S OWN REWARD,WEST SOMETIMES I THINK THAT YOU'RE AN AGENT,JERRY KNOWS THAT MONEY IS OVERATTED...[I hope].
Well of course I'm an agent.
I'm working you hard for your posts here, and for no money, aren't I - ?!
Yep that's right,west you work cheap,which means you're ok with
me...carry on.