Yes, those selling points should create great interest.
As would 'Good Salary Own Teeth'........
Yes, those selling points should create great interest.
As would 'Good Salary Own Teeth'........
They're still my own, westgrand, thanks for asking............;)
So are mine, although a couple are now only there just to make up the numbers, assisted by root canal treatment.
I keep them out the back, for spares......
How wise you are, westgrand!
I don't know if it is used elsewhere, but there is an old saying in the UK, used by older people when asked their age :
"I'm as old as my nose, and a little older than my teeth"
Well, if the situation continues of my teeth quietly dying on me, I shall be CONSIDERABLY older than some of my teeth! LOL
My dentist told me my canines needed attention, yet I've never owned a dog in my life.
Chewing on bones would benefit your canines....
Woof Woof!.......need some kibble?
Bags of energy!
...yet I'm dog tired.
I've seen owners at dog shows, and it looks totally exhausting.
They run around the place, shouting "Sit!", while the dog watches them....
You're expecting me to tell the joke about the Sheepdog Trials, where the dogs all get found guilty, aren't you? Well, I'm not going to.
You judged that right.
This is the sentence.
That's exactly what I think, whenever I see my neighbour 'Garrulous Ada' approaching.
"Just a quick word!" she cries but, every time, it soon becomes a Life Sentence....:[[
Life sentence? I thought a sentence was a sentence.........noun, verb, article, period.
Have you noticed the tendency for people to compose sentences in emails, which go on and on and on...with no punctuation?
People often do that on forum threads as well but I would never do that because I think it's a really stupid thing to do composing sentences that go on and on and on without any punctuation because people get really bored reading them with the result that they stop visiting the forums so often and start using twitter instead since it quite sensibly has a limit on the number of words that can be used in any tweet and that ensures the use of shorter sentences where probably not so much punctuation is needed anyway.
Quite.
I've always understood that a comma, wherever inserted, permits someone reading the words aloud to draw breath.
Your composition is a prime example of where a life support machine would prove invaluable.
Um excuse me but i'm totally confused here..oh never mind i'm in the right place!!!
Any and all misunderstandings here are well understood LOL
So what's your point, 144man?
LOL, moe. I got his point, but the experience was like being passed at very close quarters by an express train :)
First or second class 144man?
I think he jumped a few red lights, moe....
He better watch he doesn't get a ticket!!
That could be tricky, he's moving so fast....
There he goes.............................................! !!!!!!!!!:eek:
"Hhhhhhhhhh"... your post 858, if read aloud, would first need quite an intake of oxygen to complete it without drawing breath....
Of course, you were joking, but there are many who do communicate just like that. Just like machine gun fire.
Don't lose the will to live just yet! There's always chocolate...:)
Was being banned everywhere simply something that you orchestrated?
At my age, ageing is the fastest thing I ever do!
I didn't know there was an orchestra here.........who's singing?
I shall sing for you.
Now, I must say that I usually work with a backing track.
However, for my first rendition, I shall be performing 'Memories', and so I feel a tracking back is more appropriate for the occasion....
No doubt we shall eventually come to an arrangement.
If you want me to sing in A Flat, I'll need the address.
If you're going to come over, B Sharp then.
[Nice spoonerism in #876.]
OK. If you need a pizza delivered as well, I'll B Soon!
On the subject of spoonerisms, I [[and also you, it would seem) tend first to think of a conclusion or punchline, then work it back from there.
Mind you, being of the left-handed persuasion, I have to be extremely vigilant with the various circuitries in my brain when mixing my words, otherwise I quickly find myself in a right mucking fuddle!