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'And finally, I'd like to thank the one person responsible for my success. The one without who I would never be able to stand before you and accept this wonderful, wonderful award. <hiccup!> I suppose we all have our muses and if so, I must dedicate this Oscar to whoever made that batch of hooch from the wood alcohol two years ago. It put me into a coma for two months <hiccup!> and gave me just enough brain damage to conceive of this this film. Thank you all. God bless you and good night! <hiccup!>"
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Good speech jerry,of course the film hasn't been made yet,but good looking ahead,the oscars?well i was actually aiming a little lower..the golden turkey awards is where i'm headed ever since i saw that cinema classic[the thing with two heads]i was hooked and at the show only one head showed up for the award...i think they argued over who would be last in billing and the other head refused to show.
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I have been arguing with my cousin Cootie over whether Rosie Grier or Ray Milland should have been considered the 'lead actor' in 'The Thing With Two Heads'. I guess neither got nominated for an Oscar since the Academy couldn't figure it out either. Tough break for both guys.
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I believe that "The Thing With Two Heads" is going to be remade with Zaphod Beeblebrox in the lead role.
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A two-faced character, if ever I met one.....
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Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, which is as potent and as illusory as R&B's hooch.
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'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' is perhaps the most English book ever written. It didn't translate well in American as television or movie. I feel like you guys got the joke and we're too simple to figure it out sometimes...
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I would never be so rude as to say that...
Incidentally, HGTTG started off as a serial on BBC radio. I tuned in to Episode 1 by accident, and I continued listening to the whole series because I'd never heard anything like it in my life. I doubt if the Discworld series would have been so successful if HGTTG had not paved the way.
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The same could be said of 'Dr. Who', could it not? The present series is an evolved version of the first. Since the universe was known, few that have watched it since the '60s are thrown into the current series cold. As a result, people who are 60 or 70 years old can enjoy it, even if they aren't likely to want to watch modern sci-fi fare like the new Star Wars films or 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.
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Hey jerry how bout a remake of that cenematic classic[fire maidens from outer space]with whoopie goldberg in the za za gabor role.
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I had Whoopie pegged for the lead role in the Mamie Van Doren biopic that I'm writing. I think I can get it into her hands to read as soon as the restraining order expires next year.
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'Za Za'??
'Whoopie' - ??!
Ahem. If you really can't resist the urge to name-drop, then you should both give far greater care to your speeling.......
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Who let the air out of your whoopi cushion?
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Too busy makin' whoopee, for that to happen...
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As such is life in the Soulful Detroit Clubhouse.
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I went to shool once...but the spilling teechir was out..hehehehehehe!!!
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That's a shame. How will kids learn Ebonics if the teachers take days off?
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They'll just teach each other, and learn fast. Some of it might even be English, as it isn't spoken.:)
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"We don't want to learn no English."
"Exactly, son. And it looks like you haven't."
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I had ebonics once,but luckily one sip of this wonderful elixur cured it.
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It permanently numbed your tongue...?
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I think he means that it's hard to process double negatives when the world is such a positive place like it is when enjoying this wonderful elixur.
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I would imagine that longterm use could well numb the brain...so then it would be back to the double negatives.
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You may be correct, but I couldn't never say nothing like that.
So, what becomes of the triple negative?
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In its way, as notable as a Triple A Credit rating.
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It takes a strong man to confess before his comrades on a message board, so I'll validate you with my own confession: I am lying.
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In what way are you lying...and how do you know that we are not lying, either?
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Because I wouldn't lie about something like that and I would hope that you aren't either. I'll let you know when I start telling the truth again.
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Makes no difference to me ;)
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Were you lying when you said you were telling the truth, or were you telling the truth when you said you were lying, or were you lying when you said you were lying?
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To tell you the truth, I'm now feeling unsure quite where the truth lies....:confused:
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That's because you're overtired. It's way past your bedtime.
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True, very true. If I stay here any longer, my words will be coming back to haunt me.
Please leave any messages here, and I will deal with them later this UK morning.
G'night!
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I'm getting tired as well. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
G'night!
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Well, this looks good. The day has developed into a beautiful, Spring-like, March 1st morning.
How are we all doing?
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Well, I'm doing well. And I'm back to telling the truth!
Which brings up an important subject. I just received a Bahamas lottery ticket for $15 million USD. In order to cash it, I'll need to purchase a plane ticket to Nassau and deliver a $10 thousand bond. Since I'm a little flat financially, I'll cut the two of you in on the jackpot if you float to me $15 thousand by Tuesday. Think about it: a $15 thousand investment will net you $8 million!
Good ol' honest Jerry Oz takes care of his benefactors. And he tells the truth. When he's not lying.
But he's so honest, he'll tell you when he's lying. Unless he's lying when he's telling you. But PM me with the transfer information and I'll be on my way.
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Aren't you really Arr&bee, on a day off??
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Either that, or he's completely deleted himself. He could have taken his life by drinking a glass of tap water.
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That or walking down the block in the middle of another 2015 Washingtonian deep freeze. Surprisingly, today was the first day of March and we didn't immediately revert to sunshine and warm temperatures. I wonder what's going on?