By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 02:17 am:

IF ANYONE HAS NOTICED MY CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE FROM THE FORUM DURING THE MOST OF THE DAYLIGHT HOURS...IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT MY I HAVE BEEN "UNPLUGGED"...IN THAT MY EMPLOYERS...14 CAR DEALERSHIPS PLUGGED INTO ONE COMPUTER SYSTEM...HAS COMPLETED A STUDY ON NON-AUTOMOTIVE OR BUSINESS RELATED ACTIVITY ON WEBSITES!!!...GUESS WHAT...STUBASS LED THE PACK OF OVER 700 EMPLOYEES IN NON-RELATED WEBSITE ACTIVITY WHAT WITH THE FORUM...AND THE "FUNK BROTHERS" THING THAT I SPEND SOME TIME ON!!!...HEE HEE!!!...NO ONE WOULD DARE GIVE ME A HASSLE OVER IT...BUT THEY BLOCKED ALL OF THESE NON RELATED SITES FROM THE SYSTEM!!!...HEE-HEE!!!...NOW... BEFORE A FEW OF YOU BEGIN TO CELEBRATE AND POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE...HOLD ON!!!...STUBASS IMMEDIATLY GOT ON THE PHONE TO DELL...AND ORDERED A NEW LAPTOP...WHICH I WILL RUN THROUGH MY CELL PHONE...AND IT WILL BE SITTING RIGHT UP ALONGSIDE MY REGULAR BUSINESS COMPUTER...I DARE ANYONE TO SAY ANYTHING!!!...MY UNIT...AND MY COST...WELL NOT EXACTLY...I HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET THEM TO POP FOR THE 15-HUNDRED BUCKS!!!...HEE-HEE!!!...SO I HOPE TO GET BACK ON REGULAR HOURS WITHIN A WEEK...UNLESS THAT BILLIONAIRE ATHINA ROUSSELL FINDS ME AND INSISTS THAT I DON'T WORK!!!...MEANTIME...I'LL TRY TO CATCH UP ON MY HOME DINASOUR...AND TALK TO YOU ALL ON A SOMEWHAT REGULAR BASIS...THAT IS UNLESS I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE A DATE!!!...DIDN'T MEAN TO WASTE A THREAD...BUT JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW!!!...STU

By Carl Dixon London (62.31.40.155) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 03:40 am:

Stubass -unplugged. Maybe MTV will be interested in a sponsorship deal! I wonder what would happen if you went into Microsft explorer and unchecked the 'proxy server' option?

By Nancy (24.101.72.243) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 07:53 am:

Hey Stu I agree with Carl maybe MTV would be interested, sorry to here about you being disconnected but it sounds like you figured out a way around it

By Horse (159.53.238.243) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 09:03 am:

Stu,

HURRY UP...!

By R&B (138.238.41.128) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 09:04 am:

HOLY GUITAR STRINGS!STUBASS UNPLUGGED??NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL BE MOVING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO FROSTBITE FALLS!!

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 09:06 am:

HORSE: DON'T YOU MEAN "GIDDYAP"!!!...THANKS CARL...I'LL TRY IT IN THE MEANTIME!!!...NANCY: HOW YA DOIN...SEE YOU ON LLA-2 WHERE IT'S A BIT WARMER!!!...GOTTA GO...STU

By KevGo (64.115.26.80) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 11:01 am:

Stu:
Just tell your bosses that you're bringing in some new clients from the surrounding areas! That's what I tell my boss!
Kevin Goins - KevGo

By 1wicked (64.32.154.94) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 11:57 am:

Stu....The same thing happened to me here at this dealership !! They installed "SonicWall" and I was blocked from many sites...until I discovered a $14.95 (or so) per month fix. Ahhhh yes....necessity: The mother of invention !! LOL

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.94) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 01:34 pm:

Nice one Stu,
wouldnt be the same without you on here buddy.
mel.

By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 01:41 pm:

Stu....
....My wife does a lot of driving in her job, and with gas pushing $1.80 a gallon, we're looking for something economical to run. What would you recommend--it's got to be inexpensive to purchase, also--and what would be the delivery time? I'll come and get it if I have to.

There. It's business related.

By bmiller360 (64.168.191.87) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 06:21 pm:

you're insane!
love, your brither

By bmiller360 (64.168.191.87) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 06:22 pm:

uh..I mean "brother"

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 - 10:07 pm:

THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS...INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HYPOTHISIZES THAT I MAY BE INSANE!!!...1WICKED...I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR DEVICE!!!...I CONVINCED THE MASTER COMPUTER GUY TO OVERRIDE THE BLOCKAGE...AND HE SAYS THAT HE DID...BUT GOT CALLED INTO HUMAN RESOURCES WITHIN THREE HOURS...BUT IF THERE IS A DEVICE...I'LL GET OUR DEALERSHIP COMPUTER MANAGER TO HOOK IT UP...SINCE HE HELPED ME GET MY LAPTOP AND IS SETTING THE WHOLE THING UP!!!...EVERYONE ELSE...I'VE CONSIDERED EVERY SINGLE LOOPHOLE...AND SO FAR...NONE OF THEM WILL WORK...BUT DOUG...I'LL BE HAPPY TO HOOK YOU UP WITH A VEHICLE AT ANY TIME...OUR COST(EXCEPT PILOTS AND ODYSSEYS...THEN I'D *REALLY* BE IN TROUBLE)!!!...SEE YOU ALL LATER!!!...STU

By stephanie (64.63.221.181) on Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:02 pm:

Im glad you are here STU I would miss your topics I couldnt live without them..
Stephanie

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 07, 2003 - 12:30 am:

THANKS STEPHANIE: I'LL TRY TO COME UP WITH SOME GOOD ONES...AND YOU DO THE SAME!!!...STU

By thecount (65.60.201.174) on Friday, March 07, 2003 - 06:30 pm:

HEY STU,where is your dealership?I'll be in VEGAS on Monday for 4our days,then I'll be driving to our shop in Palm Springs.I usually take the back roads to the springs,going through 29palms,amboy,kelso.Saves about 3hree hours,but I can take the long route if your in that direction.I-15 south is a long drive to SAN.BER.,then to the springs,but let me know,maybe we can meet and I'll stop in if you dont mind.
"COUNT"

By Jay (167.167.44.218) on Friday, March 07, 2003 - 07:19 pm:

Damn Stu

If I had known you before as a Honda Dealer I would have bought our Pilot from you instead of having to drive to Norm Reeves in Orange County just to get "sticker price"!!

Hey Stu,
Just get a hub and plug your laptop directly into your existing PC Ethernet connection.
The new operating systems OS9,10 and XP all auto-recognise.

Good Luck,
Jay

By FAYETTE (64.12.97.7) on Friday, March 07, 2003 - 07:52 pm:

i miss my stubass. where art thou STUBASS

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 01:58 am:

WOE IS ME!!!... OK...I LEAVE THE GOLF COURSE YESTERDAY...GEORGOUS DAY (BUT THATS FOR LOVELY LA 2)...COME HOME AT ABOUT 5 PM...AND DECIDE TO TAKE A NAP SINCE I HAD PLANS TO GO OUT LATER!!!...ABOUT 7:00...I HEAR THE DOORBELL AND THINK TO MYSELF THAT IT'S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES...OR SOME NEIGHBOR WITH SOME PROBLEM THAT I DIDN'T CARE TO BREAK UP MY NAP FOR!!!...GO DOWNSTAIRS AN HOUR LATER...THE OLD YELLOW UPS SLIP ON THE DOOR...MISSED MY LAP TOP DELIVERY!!!...COME HOME FROM WORK TODAY...SECOND YELLOW SLIP...OK...SO I'LL CALL UPS TOMORROW AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO PICK IT UP ( I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE HAD IT SENT TO MY JOB)!!!...ANYWAYS...I SHOULD BE UP TO SPEED SOMEWHAT...BY NEXT WEEK!!!...JAY: I'LL EXPLAIN WHAT YOU RECOMMENDED TO OUR COMPUTER GUY, SINCE I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT...AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL HELP...THANKS!!!...COUNT:...I'M OUT WEST IN THOUSAND OAKS...OPPOSITE END OF LA...IN VENTURA COUNTY...AND I LIVE NORTH OF LA IN THE SANTA CLARITA VALLEY...BUT I'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU...SO GIVE ME A CALL!!!...IF YOU E-MAIL ME AT STUM360@AOL.COM ...I'LL SEND YOU MY TELEPHONE NUMBERS!!!...LAST BUT NOT LEAST...FAYETTE: I'M STILL HERE...AND I'VE GOT YOUR BACK COVERED!!!...TALK TO EVERYONE ELSE SOON...STU

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 02:04 am:

PS TO COUNT: TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE IN PALM SPRINGS THE WEEK OF THE 17TH!!!...I'M PLANNING TO GO DOWN THERE FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS FOR SOME WARMER WEATHER...AND OF COURSE...SOME GOLF WITH A COUPLE OF BUDDIES!!!...PERHAPS A SMALL EARTHQUAKE COULD MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE AREA FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!...YOU NEVER KNOW!!!...STU

By FAYETTE (152.163.188.68) on Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 06:04 pm:

OH STUBASS YOU MAKE MY LIL HEART DO
A DANCE.TIL YOU RETURN REMEMBER I LUB YOU!!!!!!!!

By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 08:07 pm:

Stubass - Is it where you live or what? Ralph lives in California (I think), but he doesn't get the attention from us females as you do. What is it? (LOL)

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 08:12 pm:

It's the story of my life Sis.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, March 09, 2003 - 12:06 am:

HEY SIS: RALPH DOES PRETTY WELL FOR HIMSELF THE WAY I SEE IT!!!...BUT IT IS PRETTY LAID BACK UP THERE IN MONTEREY!!!...AS FOR ME...YOU ARE JUST ALL MY SWEETHEARTS...SO I APPRECIATE TALKING WITH YOU ALL...AND THE FELLA'S TOO!!!...I HAVE ARRANGED TO PICK UP THE LAPTOP FROM THE UPS DEPOT ON THURSDAY...SO IT'LL PROBABLY BE NEXT WEEKEND BEFORE I'M HOOKED BACK UP DURING SOME DAYLIGHT HOURS!!!...BUT I TRY TO CATCH UP AT NIGHT WHEN I GET A CHANCE...BUT DON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE TIME TO CHECK OUT AS MANY THREADS AS I'D LIKE!!!...SO I'LL TALK TO YOU ALL SOON...ESPECIALLY ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!!...STU

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, March 09, 2003 - 10:03 am:

Stu,
You are a silver tongued devil.

By Nancy (24.101.72.243) on Sunday, March 09, 2003 - 10:06 am:

Hey STu Glad to hear you will be back more regularly, we have been missing you

By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Sunday, March 09, 2003 - 01:32 pm:

Dear Stubby:
....now that you're back, explain something for me.
It's suppose to hit 50 today, it was 48 yesterday, yet my cycle is sitting under 3 inches of fresh snow. How is this possible?
And if I move the scoot back into the garage, will summer come?

Signed

Confused

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, March 09, 2003 - 02:07 pm:

HEY DOUG!!!...CAREFUL WITH LEAVING YOUR BIKE SITTING UNDER SNOW...YOU KNOW...THE OLD "RUST" FACTOR...IT HAPPENED TO ME!!!...PERHAPS IF YOU MOVE THE BIKE BACK INTO THE GARAGE...AND RIDE THE BIKE *ONLY* IN THE GARAGE IN BIG CIRCLES (TURNING RADIUS PERMISSIBLE)...YOU KNOW...LIKE THOSE PRIMATES IN LAS VEGAS AT "CIRCUS CIRCUS"...YOU'LL BE BOTH SAFE...AS WELL AS WARM AND DRY...AND YOU NEVER KNOW...YOU MAY BE ABLE TO TURN IT INTO AN EXCITING NEW CAREER!!!...STUB(ASS)BASS

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Saturday, March 15, 2003 - 10:44 am:

STUBASS GETTING UPS DELIVERIES UP THE YING-YANG...BUT NO LAPTOP YET!!!...WHAT IS THE DEAL...NONE OF THOSE DELIVERIES WERE FROM "DELL"...BUT WATCHES...RANGEFINDERS (FOR GOLF)...DIFFERENT GIFTS...WHERES THE COMPUTER???...FINALLY...A MESSAGE FROM DELL..."YOU'RE LAPTOP WON'T BE SHIPPED UNTIL ABOUT THE 20TH...AND YOU MAY CANCEL IF YOU WISH"!!!...CANCEL...SH!#...NOW THAT I'VE DISCOVERED THAT I GOT A VERY GOOD DEAL WITH ALL THE UPGRADES AND THE LIKE...I'M HOLDING DELL TO THEIR WORD...JUST HAVE TO REMAIN PARTIALLY UNPLUGGED FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR SO!!!...ONE POSITIVE NOTE THOUGH...I'VE SOLVED ABOUT THREE QUARTERS OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS VIA THE MSNBC "CHATLINE" IN JUST TWO SHORT WEEKS...AND OUR BUSINESS IS RUNNING AT A RECORD PACE THIS MONTH!!!...STU

By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Saturday, March 15, 2003 - 10:48 am:

Stu...
....i figured the bike needed a blow-drying. The next day it was 50, and the snow was gone so I rode to work, and by the look of the weather, I'll be able to ride all week. That 40+ mpg looks really good about now.

By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 12:25 am:

HEY DOUG: WE'VE GOT A HONDA "INSIGHT" HYBRID VEHICLE THAT GETS 71 MPG ON THE HIGHWAY...DOESN'T THAT SOUND BETTER???...GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE RIDE!!!...POURING RAIN DOWN HERE...PASSED AT LEAST 7 MAJOR ACCIDENTS COMING TO AND GOING FROM WORK...THE LAST ONE NEAR MY HOME...GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION (THANK THE LORD) ON THE 5 SOUTHBOUND...I COUNTED 16 FIRE AND RESCUE VEHICLES...SAW THE "JAWS OF LIFE" BEING USED TWICE TODAY!!!...I'M SAFE AT HOME...AND DEFINITLY *NOT* VENTURING OUT THIS EVENING!!!...STU

By thecount (65.60.201.174) on Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 02:08 pm:

HEY STU,I'am back home and couldn't get close enough to your part of town,sorry I didn't call.We were in the dry lakes bed in KINGMAN for 2wo days and back to VEGAS.While in VEGAS,I got comped to see NANCY WILSON and LOU RAWLS at the PARIS.I drove back to PALM SPRINGS yesterday,and it poured.Seen to many heart breaking wrecks to even want to remember.Coming through twenty nine palms and yucca,it was terrible.PALM SRRINGS was terrible and I missed my first flight,getting twisted in the lounge.But I did think of you and wondering if you would be comming to P.S. to play golf,the courses were drenched.Oh well,be safe and take care,drive safley,not like the homies of SOCAL(non-driving mafa's)Hope to see you next trip out.I'll be in MARINA DELRAY in MAY,hope we can hook up then.In fact,we might need to rent a few vechiles for the commercial we will be doing,I'll let you know more latter.

SEE-YA STU,be care-ful.
"COUNT"

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 10:33 pm:

HEY COUNT: MAY SOUNDS LIKE A DEFINITE DEAL!!!...SORRY THAT THE RAIN HAD TO FALL ON YOUR SHORT TRIP...ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S CLEARING UP NOW!!!...EITHER PALM DESERT THIS WEEK...OR POSSIBLY A CHANGE UP TO THE OJAI VALLEY INN AND COUNTRY CLUB!!!...I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THAT PLACE...UP TOWARDS SANTA BARBARA...BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSE...AND OJAI IS THE "SPA" CAPITAL OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA...PERHAPS I'LL TAKE IN A RUBDOWN (THE LEGAL KIND OF COURSE)!!!...TALK TO YOU SOON!!!...STU

By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:45 am:

Stu....
....thanks but I'll pass on the Insight. But if you happen to have a low milege older Gold Wing on the lot....

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 10:07 pm:

HONDA *CARS* DOUG...*CARS*...BUT IF IT'S A BIKE YOU WANT...I CAN HOOK YOU UP...ANYWAY...IT'S YOUR TIME OF YEAR STARTING TO APPROACH...AND CRUSING ON A 70 DEGREE NIGHT IS A MOST PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE...THAT HAPPENS TO SCARE THE S#!% OUT OF ME THESE DAYS!!!...RIDE SAFE!!!...STU

By M.McLeanTech (66.218.41.10) on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:09 pm:

StubAss,

I remember that look in your eye when we met that night at the Dolby screening of SITSOM.

How anyone could take such pride in such slovenly habits as all Caps. is beyond me. To each his own.

I am thinking of buying a new Honda. Can you get me a deal?

That new Accord with the high powered V6 looks like it might be attractive in a year or two, after they get the bugs out of it. By that time, I will have almost 200,000 miles on my Toyota truck.

Mike McLean

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:24 pm:

MIKE: PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!...YOU CAN TELL ME HOW TO TYPE...BUT PLEASE ALLOW ME TO ASSIST YOU IN THE PURCHASE OF YOUR NEW VEHICLE!!!...YES...THE NEW ACCORD IS A FINE AUTOMOBILE...AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY BUGS FLYING OUT OF THEM SINCE THE MODEL INTRODUCTION...I'LL BET ON THE QUALITY!!!...SO LET'S GET OFF SOME OF THOSE SAMOLIANS THAT YOU'RE SITTING ON...AND GET YOU INTO THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS...I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THAT YOU PAY ONLY THE LOWEST PRICE...LIKE FAMILY...AND I WILL ASSURE YOU THAT OUR STAFF WILL GIVE YOU TOP QUALITY SERVICE!!!...LET ME KNOW...IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE!!!...200 THOUSAND MILES...DEFINITELY TIME TO MAKE THE MOVE!!!...STU

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:28 pm:

Stu,
Mike may not be happy unless he can be shown proof that he will be able to replace a clutch in the new vehicle.

By M.McLeanTech (66.218.41.10) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 12:06 am:

Dear Mr. Miller,

I am ashamed that I kidded you into doing all that typing in CAPS.

I am a very mean person. I do not deserve the affection that you expressed.

Actually, I am attracted to the new Honda Accord, and I might be ready to purchase one in a couple of years.

However, I could not possibly accept your fine offer unless you give up your bad habit of typing in all Caps.

Don't get me wrong:

I am deeply insulted by the fact that we live in the Southern California Area, and yet, we have not gone to lunch, so we can talk over our stratgy to take over the world of music. (I am willing to compromise between classical and soul, but I just wonder what we are going to do with music that was hot in the 1920's)

Please call me. We need to go to lunch. What the Hell! I'll take you to lunch! Have you been to Dr. Hogley Wogley's Tyler Texas Bar-B-Que?

If not, please call me. I am buying. This is an offer worth $15. plus the chance to meet the great little Mikie.

Mike McLean

Bring your friends. They are on there own, check wise!

Think of the honor to sit with SubAss and Mikie at Dr. Hogly Wogly's Tyler Texas BBQ!!

I am only buying for StubAss!

And another thing: I need to find a mental doctor who can tell me why I feel so friendly toward a person who has a name like StubAss. Perhaps you are a black man in the old South, and I am thinking of the atmosphere of the motion picture film: "Driving Ms. Daisy."

Mike McLean

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 09:48 am:

Mikie,
This comes straight from the heart. It's good to see you posting once again. Strange as it may seem to you at times, those of us who know you genuinely love you.

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 09:50 am:

P.S. Mikie...Conversely, those who don't know you or are just getting to know you don't have a clue how to take you.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:00 am:

MIKIE: IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO DINE WITH YOU AT THE VENUE OF YOUR CHOICE...AT THE TIME OF MY CHOOSING...BY THE WAY...DOES THAT INCLUDE DRINKS (SPRITE OR 7-UP)???...I'M SURE THAT ANY FORUMITES IN LOS ANGELES...OR THOSE WILLING TO TRAVEL HERE FOR SUCH AN OCCASSION...WOULD BE HONORED...JUST REMEMBER THAT MIKE IS ONLY PAYING FOR *ME*!!!...AS FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD OF MUSIC...LETS JUST STAY ON THE "FUNK BROTHERS" BANDWAGON FOR NOW!!!...BY THE WAY..."DELL" CALLED ME TO TELL ME THAT MY LAPTOP DELIVERY HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL ABOUT THE 20TH-23RD!!!...I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS A VERY GOOD MODEL...WITH OUTSTANDING UPGRADES...WHICH I GOT AT A GOOD PRICE!!!...BUT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT HE DELAY HAS BEEN CAUSED BY THE RECENT "POT BUST" OF THE "DELL DUDE"???...WAS HE USING MY LAPTOP TO CARRY HIS STASH BY CHANCE...AND IT IS NOW IN POSSESSION OF THE NYC POLICE DEPARTMENT???...I SO...DELL...MAKE SURE THAT I GET *THAT* ONE...THAT WOULD BE ONE "SMOKIN" COMPUTER!!!...STU

By fayette (152.163.188.68) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:02 am:

stubass are you trying to make fayette and sis
detroit jealous????. you can't buy nobody
sprites but us

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 12:27 pm:

FAYETTE MY DEAR...NOT TO WORRY...I'M TRYING TO GET MIKIE TO POP FOR *MY* SPRITE...NEGOTIATIONS ARE CONTINUING!!!...STU

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 10:36 pm:

STUBASS IS ABOUT TO PLUG BACK IN!!!...TOOK THE LAPTOP OUT OF THE BOX AND CRANKED IT UP TODAY...BUT MY COMPUTER GUY HAD TO LEAVE WORK TO RUN AN ERRAND FOR HIS WIFE...AND I DIDN'T GET BACK TO WORK UNTIL 5 BECAUSE I ALSO GOT A NEW CELL PHONE AND PLAN TO ALLOW FOR A LAPTOP INTEGRATION!!!...HOPEFULLY...I'LL GET IT CRANKED UP THIS WEEKEND!!!...IT'S A DELL DUDE...FINE UNIT!!!...STU(BACK TO DAYLIGHT HOURS)BASS

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 11:52 pm:

HEY MIKE: ABOUT THAT LUNCH...I'M IN...JUST THROW IN THE SPRITE...I'LL LEAVE THE TIP...LET ME KNOW YOUR AVAILABILITY!!!...STU

By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:32 am:

Hello my friends! I'm in a state of war blues.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:41 am:

HEY SIS: NOBODY LIKES THE PROCESS...BUT REMAIN HOPEFUL THAT THE RESULT WILL BE WORTH THE SACRIFICE...I CERTAINLY DO...AND WE ALL KEEP YOUR RELATIVES WHO ARE IN HARMS WAY IN OUR THOUGHTS!!!...GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU...HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR "FUNK BROTHERS" TIX YET???...WE'RE WORKING ON IT OUT HERE!!!...IF YOU WERE TO HAPPEN TO BE IN L.A....YOU COULD GO TO LUNCH WITH MIKE M AND MYSELF...HE'S ONLY PAYING FOR ME...BUT I WOULD DEFINITLY PAY FOR YOU...AND AS MIKE POINTED OUT...IT'S A 15-DOLLAR VALUE (DRINKS NOT INCLUDED)!!!...TAKE CARE...STU

By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:45 am:

I'm going to the Opera House to pick up my ticket this week.

By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 09:48 am:

Tell Mike I miss him. I really enjoyed his presentation on the equipment at Hitsville. I accept your invitation for lunch.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Friday, March 28, 2003 - 09:15 am:

OK SIS...YOU'RE ON...NOW YOU HAVE TO BE IN L.A...IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT HERE...PERHAPS WE COULD TURN IT ITNTO A CYBER-LUNCH...BUT IT'S BETTER IF YOU'RE HERE...FAYETTE...OF COURSE YOU'RE INVITED TOO...AND ALSO..."TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE" (HEY...NOW *THAT* COULD BE A HIT) YOU TOO...I'D BETTER CHECK WITH MIKE TO SEE IF DR. HOGLY WOOGLEY WILL HOLD THAT MANY!!!...STU

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Tuesday, April 08, 2003 - 04:54 pm:

HEY ALL: I'M BACK...ON THE LAPTOP...AT WORK...THIS IS GREAT!!!...MY COMPUTER GUY HOOKED ME UP THROUGH AOL...AND I DON'T EVEN NEED A SEPERATE TELEPHONE LINE...JUST TAP INTO A COMPUTER LINE!!!..TALK TO YOU ALL SOON...DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS!!!...STU(RE-PLUGGED)BASS

By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 01:36 pm:

YOU ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS ONE...I JUST...WITH A LITTLE HELP...BYPASSED THE BLOCKAGE ON MY REGULAR WORK COMPUTER...RAN IT THROUGH AOL!!!...NOW...I HAVE THIS LAPTOP THAT I JUST BOUGHT...THAT I REALLY DON'T NEED...BUT IT IS A NICE ONE...ANYONE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING A "ONCE USED" DELL INSPIRON LAPTOP???...I'LL PROBABLY JUST USE IT AT HOME...SINCE IT'S NICER THAN MY REGULAR MAC!!!...STU

By KevGo (64.115.26.80) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 01:44 pm:

Damn, Stu! You work your stuff like the dudes in Mission: Impossible!
Greg Morris would be jealous!
Kevin Goins - KevGo

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 02:09 pm:

THINK GREG MORRIS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING A "ONCE USED" DELL LAPTOP KEV???...HE COULD PROBABLY TRANSFORM IT INTO SOME TYPE OF EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!!! I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE BEAUTIFUL LEATHER LIKE CARRYING CASE!!!...STU

By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 02:35 pm:

Or sell it to MacGiver.

OK, now that you're back in the real world, what's the weather like? It's 65 and sunny here, and the bike is in the driveway with a flat tire. sob.

By 1wicked (24.126.64.120) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 02:39 pm:

That was gonna be my suggestion Stu...the AOL thing worked for me...when I had a job. (LOL)

By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Wednesday, April 09, 2003 - 02:58 pm:

DOUG: IT'S 80'ISH AND SUNNY...PLUS, I'LL BE ON THE GOLF COURSE TOMORROW!!!...PATCH KIT COULD CURE YOUR PROBLEM!!!...1WICKED: CALL ME REGARDING YOUR TICKETS...I GOT EM!!!...STU

By 1wicked (24.126.64.120) on Thursday, April 10, 2003 - 01:56 am:

You betcha Stu....can't wait !!