By Soulpuss (24.102.217.36) on Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:56 am:

LET'S IMAGINE THE MOTHER OF ALL TALENT SHOWS. INTERNATIONAL IDOL FEATURING WORLD POLITICAL FIGURES DISPLAYING THEIR SINGING CHOPS.

HERE GOES THE LIST OF CONTESTANTS WITH THEIR SONG CHOICES:

SADAM HUSSEIN ... THE END OF OUR ROAD
GEORGE BUSH ... TURN THIS MUTHA OUT
TONY BLAIR ... WITH YOU ALL THE WAY
OSAMA BIN LADEN ...SIMPLE


LETS HAVE YOUR COMBINATIONS.

By Eli (141.151.82.61) on Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 09:33 am:

Bush..One toke over the line
Hussein.. Bombs over Baghdad
Clinton.. Sucker for your love
Bin Laden..Hide and seek
Jesse..Lets sit down and talk this over
Blair..Tea for two
Lizzy..Queen of my soul
Rumsfeld..T'anks for the memories
Condoleeza..Beauty's only skin deep
Tarik Aziz..Ba mir bist Hussein
The Republican Guard..Springtime for Hitler

By Ian W (194.75.128.2) on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 06:43 am:

Jacques Ch'Iraq..Backstabbers