|By CORNBREAD (126.96.36.199) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 09:33 am:|
Anyone come to mind ?
I took a cue from the Jennifer Holliday thread.
I wonder if her smash hit "And I'm telling you, I'm not going" is her answer to an adviser who suggested cosmetic surgery or liposuction?
|By DyvaNaye (188.8.131.52) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:55 am:|
Forget the face jobs...beyond all the make-up that is worn now I wonder what they look like 'au-naturale'!
What is 'real' anymore?!
|By BankHouseDave (184.108.40.206) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 11:58 am:|
|By DyvaNaye (220.127.116.11) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:11 pm:|
Bankhousedave: HA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
YOU made my day!
and the 'cat-woman'...'Frankensteen', or whatever her name is...
|By Nosey (18.104.22.168) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:11 pm:|
I send that motion for MJ. Talk about scary!
|By DyvaNaye (22.214.171.124) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:15 pm:|
Bankhousedave: HA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
YOU made my day!!!
...him and the cat-woman 'freekensteen'....or whatever her name is...
|By Grubman, Indursky & Schindler (126.96.36.199) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:18 pm:|
Two former clients of mine 1) Steven Tyler, looking at him during meetings were sheer hell on the eyes. The man is ooogly !!
2) LaToya Jackson. She tried to get a face job but it back fired on her. Meetings with her though weren't so bad. Instead of looking directly at her, my eyes use to drift down to her breasts. That's not saying much either, because they were "salined filled"
|By Bong-Man (188.8.131.52) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:34 pm:|
Randy Jackson's starting to look like "Mr. Big" from "Live and Let Die".
|By DyvaNaye (184.108.40.206) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:38 pm:|
BONG-MAN!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaa! Jokes on April Fools'day...I love it! I thought I was the only one who thought that his looks were beginning to alter to something unnatural....Ha!
Does'nt it sometimes appear that Janet Jackson is wearing two different faces?
|By Gary (220.127.116.11) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:45 pm:|
Grubman, etal...I hear you on that Latoya comment. I thought she was actually a very attractive teenager even if she did have a big, W.C. Fields nose back in those days. When she mistakenly convinced herself that she had enough talent to make it in the music business, she went totally berserk with the plastic surgery and ruined her looks by transforming herself into the bizarre looking creature she is today.
She should have married me while she was still semi-normal. She could have moved to Detroit, lived in a nice four bedroom split level, learned to cook and had my children (sounds great, huh?). If she had done that, I could have spared her (and the rest of the world) from having to live through the embarrassing ordeal that her life has become.
|By Grubman Indursky & Schindler (18.104.22.168) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:56 pm:|
Bong-Man, is Randy Jackson's head the biggest you've ever seen or what ? Damn !!!!..... Though I like that Randy & The Gypsys record.
LaToya LaToya LaToya, poor child. Who told her she could sing. I took her on as a client for her money, certainly not her talent. She's very nice, it was just that damn Jack Gordon I had to deal with !!! Talk about scum of the earth !! Jack IS it !!
|By SoniT (22.214.171.124) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 12:57 pm:|
LaToya is looking much better now that she got away from Jack Gordon. She still looks fake but at least she looks better than she did a few years ago.
|By Eli (126.96.36.199) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 08:17 pm:|
Grubman, et al...
Just who ARE you at the law firm if you are in fact, working there at all, which I seriously doubt.?
And furthermore, any credible attorney would not talk on a board in the manner in which you do.
So, wil you please come out from behind the disguise?
BTW..the order of names are Grubman, Shindler and Indursky.
You should know that, huh??
|By E (188.8.131.52) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 08:19 pm:|
Has anyone ever seen Ashanti without her makeup???
|By ~medusa~ (184.108.40.206) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 08:36 pm:|
...don't leave out Cher, now don't tell me that's "only" make up!
|By E (220.127.116.11) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 08:51 pm:|
J Lo Ugh!!
|By dove-7 (18.104.22.168) on Thursday, April 01, 2004 - 09:26 pm:|
Lotoya may be hit with all of the plastic surgery, but dat ass is tight though.
|By Michael/cleoharvey (22.214.171.124) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 09:21 am:|
LOL!!!!!! I personally believe that we should age as God meant us to age, however if a gun was pressed to my head and I was forced to name a Soulful Detroit.com Extreme Makeover: Dionne Warwick. The doll is simply not aging in the grand tradition.
|By Grubman Indursky Schindler (126.96.36.199) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 10:16 am:|
With all due rspect to you and your legacy, lighten up sir. This is a message board, what do you expect ? At least I'm not disrespecting anyone here. I'd rather educate than curse someone out. Besides, a lot of people here seem to not really care what name order my firm law is in, so why should you? Since you have many years in this business, you may have some legal issues with record companies and/or artists. How about sharing with us YOUR nightmare stories dealing with the record labels. Maybe I can be of some assistance. I look forward to chatting with you in depth about the music business, not my credibility. I certainly wouldn't question yours.
|By Ralph (188.8.131.52) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 11:41 am:|
I have to side with Bobby on this issue. I have to say, your professioanalism regarding your occupation is leaving me somewhat cold.
|By Grubman Indursky Shindler (184.108.40.206) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 11:45 am:|
Ralph Ralph Ralph I think you and BOBBY have better things to do with your time than worry about me, wouldn't you say. READ MY LIPS : I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK, OK ?!?!?! Oh, by the way, you spelled professionalism wrong.
|By Ralph (220.127.116.11) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 11:48 am:|
Sorry about the mis-spelled word. It's early here and I just rolled out of bed. Sorry pal, you just don't come off like a credible attorney. If I'm wrong, I apologize.
|By Ralph (18.104.22.168) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 11:51 am:|
Besides you dropped an E in respect with your message to Bobby. I didn't point that out.
|By Bong-Man (22.214.171.124) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 12:24 pm:|
This is just good fun folks. Bong-Man hasn't been in any beauty pageants lately either.
I can't let this thread go by without mentioning Keith Richards. He's way beyond face-lift. The man looks like some kind of embalmed human lizard. Wouldn't it be amazing if he was the rock star that made it into his 90's as the last one left and still kicking ??? He'd be on all the talk shows like George Burns was...lol, still smoking like a fiend.
Did you see that little article about Kid Rock in the Detroit papers ? He quit smoking Winstons after almost 20 years. Apparently, he sat at the same table as Keith Richards at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Show. Rock said, "I'm ugly...but I took one look at that man's face as he was chain-smoking, and decided right there that I ain't gonna end up looking like that !"
|By GOAT (126.96.36.199) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 12:25 pm:|
Britany Spears looks like a porn star.
Christina Aguliara (sp?) has a bad face, and is she losing her hair??
|By K-Bee (188.8.131.52) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 01:36 pm:|
Hmmm....My first post ever might as well in this thread LOL. Anyone been taking a close look at George Benson lately. He must have had quite a few - cause I wonder how he still can look like a thirty-something after 40 years of peforming!
|By Tony Russi (184.108.40.206) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 02:02 pm:|
Hey Medussa, I agree about Cher...her face in some pix looks kinda like Joan Rivers....stretched.BongMan, thats funny about Kid Rock, well at least he quit smoking. I like Kid Rock & Keith Richards.
|By Dinelle (220.127.116.11) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 02:06 pm:|
I think MJ could use another nose job. LOL!!!!!!
|By Ralph (18.104.22.168) on Friday, April 02, 2004 - 02:21 pm:|
By the way...Welcome K-Bee.
|By Juicefree20 (22.214.171.124) on Saturday, April 03, 2004 - 09:48 pm:|
Hi K Bee. It could be the factg that he's a Jehovahs Witness now. I saw Eddie Holman on the PBS special & he looks & sounds great. God can be very good to you when you don't abuse your body, or your gift.
Hey DyvaNaye, the "Bride Of Wilderstein" is Jocelynne Wilderstein & I still have those scary newspaper clippings. I've heard of being for animal rights, or an animal lover, but DAMN, did she ever take it to extremes!!
|By ~medusa~ (126.96.36.199) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 05:10 am:|
I think it's sad when a celebrity(actors. actreses, musicians etc.) get and keep their face jobs going on real nice, but their neck looks like an Accordian...
Oneday while at work, I stopped in our employee lounge and everyone was wataching this certain Soap Opera and one of the main characters has avery nice looking face, but her neck was forgotten during her face lift.
|By sea (188.8.131.52) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 05:24 am:|
Looking at their souls are more important than looking at their faces.
|By Rodmann (184.108.40.206) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 05:25 am:|
OOOOOOOOOOW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEDUSA! LMAO! You need to quit! LOL.
Did you see the Wendy Williams special on VH1 when Wendy commented on how good LaToya Jackson looked in the face but how that neck looked like an old stretched out water balloon? LOL. Now you done got me started! Haha.
|By Rodmann (220.127.116.11) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 05:41 am:|
The sad thing about Wendy's comments is that LaToya has looked better than she has in YEARS and seems to have laid off of the heavy makeup and huge hair that she has worn in the past. She seems to be really comfortable with herself lately. It would be a shame if she was so hummiliated by Wendy's barbs that she went out and had EVEN MORE work done! Lay off of the surgery LaToya. You didn't need any in the first place!
|By JoB (18.104.22.168) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 07:15 am:|
...just curious, but is there such a thing as a neck lift??? Only asking because I'm sure these people who are no strangers to plastic surgery would've gotten one if they could. What they all seem to forget or not even consider when they're getting all this surgery done to their faces, is that the rest of their bodies hasn't gotten the memo that they're still supposed to be 28 years old :o)
|By STONEWALL (22.214.171.124) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 07:30 am:|
Who needs a face-lift was the seemingly forgotten original question?
Also, U don't have to dish just females (includes Michelle Jax).
Anyway, gettin' back on track... I submit:
Mr. Lionel "All Night Long" Ritchie,
or tie a bag of oats 'round his neck.
|By RD (126.96.36.199) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 08:33 am:|
A lady once told me that in her opinion Nick Ashford looks like the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz. And when you think about it there is a strong resemblance.
|By CORNBREAD (188.8.131.52) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 08:42 am:|
Hey Rd: He does resemble the lion but he sure purrs like a puddycat.
|By Larry (184.108.40.206) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 01:26 pm:|
I find this thread to be childish and pathetic. Adults sitting around discussing who's ugly and needs a face job???
p.s. The attorney on board is laughable.
|By SPOOKEY (220.127.116.11) on Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 08:45 pm:|
FREDDIE POOLE FROM THE FLOS ... she has the head and face of a bull; with those eyes and that nose (she just needs that ring around in) and we can say, OL'E
|By STONEWALL (18.104.22.168) on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 02:11 pm:|
Messages [NOT really] from "Grubman, Indursky & Schindler" law firm are on this file. See April 1st and 2nd. The firm claims they have no knowledge; not any employee of theirs. And, if so, he'll be 86'd and sued!
|By passing by (22.214.171.124) on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 05:30 pm:|
Diana Ross, She looks like a rasin with a weave gone wild
|By royaljones (126.96.36.199) on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 05:36 pm:|
I could use a face job as well! any charitable benefactors willing to assist an aging troll in his endless dream of beauty?...I'm melting!...
and the people I wink at ? they are laughing!...However can I sing my song of love to you if I repulse you? Be kind... Janie B....
ps: look behind the face. I'm a person too!
|By STONEWALL (188.8.131.52) on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 08:05 pm:|
"Passing By" is so sicko and such a jealous liar that IT should really be "passing on" as in a coffin or via cremation. Before U a-go-go, why not post a pic of U so that we can see what a real horror show looks like. Then, have a horrible 'transition' to hell!
Bi the way, DIANA ROSS is on the front cover in all her Supreme beauty of the brand new issue of Essence Magazine. Besides a great story, there are fabulous pix inside, too. Happy anniversary Queen Diana for being a real =Divah= and a front-page entertainer and beauty for forty years and counting.
|By passing by (184.108.40.206) on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 08:05 am:|
My My My,stonewall a 50 somthing groupie,Somebody said somthing bad about her queen,Lets look at her D.U.I. photos, no air brush just the lovely Ms.Ross in all of her natural beauty.
Like I said look at the D.U.I. photos the queen in all her beauty with that giant weave flopping all over the place,truly a rare beauty
|By STONEWALL (220.127.116.11) on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 12:32 pm:|
Right now I'm looking at the pages of arrest photos of "Lady Sings The Blues" herself, Miss BILLIE HOLIDAY. No one rated her talent based on those pix -- especially w/o make-up. Then it will be on to the arrest pix of Dr. MATIN LUTHER KING, Jr. -- oh, I know, Ho, not for the same reason, but still.... I just put my train in reverse from a long, tight, dark tunnel (if U know what I mean) and I'm a she? You're havin' a nightmare. Go back to comaville. Butt before U a-go-go, see Queen DIANA, so beautiful, in such a gorgeous close-up on the current cover of ESSENCE. And the fab pix inside. They will drive U crazi -- a short trip for U.
|By passing by (18.104.22.168) on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 01:16 pm:|
To stonewall,air bursh need anybody say more,Your queen the weave gal Ms. Ross pleded not guilty after blowing a 2.2 double the limit and the film of her falling down drunk she did not look like such a queen. You must have a real problem about Ms.Ross, All she is is a singer not a saint,
Where is the D. Ross fund for the kids of Det. The hospital donations, and thing that bears her name left for the people of Det.?
So get down on your knees and whorship your aging (and not very well) queen
|By STONEWALL (22.214.171.124) on Thursday, April 15, 2004 - 01:41 pm:|
Blast from the Past: "I've PASSED This Way Bewhore"
I'm already down on my knees but it's not to "whorship"; however, I do have fag-u-lous DIANA's "Love Songs" on in the bachground to do the "nicey".
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